Annnnnd boomboom officially hates math....

math? Don't you mean nap time?

(Erik) and Shadow: true love never dies

You're funny. I laughed at that.

I'm sorry, but I can't help but think your posts are now Deadpool quotes :P

Not quotes, but I'm definitely thinking like him

I was being facetious.

And now I'm sad

I thought this was kinda cool, http://blogs.static.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/24912.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwnLiXK-v5U&feature=related
Gotta get ma hands on some of that stuff.

Kinda funny how that put a smile on my face.
(:

Dick.................................................GRAYSON is Nighting my favorite DC comics character

FML is better

I swear to God, it's against the rules to have fun on this forum.

I try to have fun ;)

Care to elaborate?

Today, I got called fat by a tiny Asian man at Little Tokyo. On my one-year anniversary at dinnertime. I couldn't even eat my $20 meal after that. If anyone invents a time-travel machine, please let me use it so I can travel back in time to slap that bitch in the face.

Exactly what i was thinking haha

Haha thats madd lol..
But yeh, that dude sounds like a cock face - you are deffo not fat, and even if you were its a bit rude to just say it like that. Douche...

I'm...gonna go to bed

That's extremely rude. You should have complained to the manager.

Nope, definitely not. So many of the stories on FML are completely fake. Pretty much everything I've seen on TFLN is stuff that you can't make up.

I had an intense, graphic dream last night.
I was married and heterosexual. I "arrived" into the dream pissed as hell at my wife. Apparently, she'd been annoying the fuck out of me all day with her constant commentary and nitpicky bullshit. Finally, she did it one last time and I snapped.
I proceeded to beat the LIVING HELL out of this bitch. I punched her a lot in the face, banged her head against the walls and choked her. Not the full handed choke, but one with the edge of my palm pressing right against her windpipe. I let her go for a bit, but then she went to try to get the phone. I took a beer bottle and did a baseball swing right on her face, shattering the bottle and getting glass in her eye. I took her over to the staircase and kicked her down. I felt so...relieved.
Then the dream ended.
I looked it up on Dream Moods:
Violence
To see violence in your dream, indicates unexpressed anger or rage. You need more discipline in your life. If you enjoy the violence, then it points to your aggressive tendencies. The dream may also reflect repressed memories of child abuse. In particular, to dream of violence to yourself, represents self punishment and guilt. You may be feeling helpless or vulnerable in some area of your life. Violence toward others in your dream, suggests that you may be fighting or struggling against aspects of your own Self.
Beh. So much for symbolism. I already knew that I was angry.
*Disclaimer: JadedReign in no way, shape, or form endorses nor condones domestic violence as a means to conflict resolution in relationships. Thank you very much and have a pleasant day.

I am writing a paper on Fellini's Roma. Lame.

And now the morning wood report...yes