torchia Wrote:
I'm not here to argue, but this made me laugh a little. Thanks for defining the rules though. I just could have sworn I'd seen things like this linked before, and I figured my disclaimer was pretty clear. Not to mention Icebaby's clear description of the video.
It's all good though. Won't happen again. I apologize if I had disturbed anyone.
On the issue of posting the link itself: Feel free to PM me if there's more to add. No need cluttering the drive-by.
However, the reason I find it funny is because this is a Mortal Kombat website. I figure the users here have gotten at least a little used to heads being smashed open.
All I was trying to do was show exactly what Icebaby was talking about. I didn't mean to make everyone sick. Sorry guys. I also wasn't attempting to make a joke or anything. I, too, found it pretty grotesque. But almost interesting in a way. I mean, Hell, the amount of damage done to the poor guy's face after just a little dive? It's a pretty good lesson: "It's all fun and games until someone loses their face. Be fucking careful"
Uhh, I'm sorry if I'm carrying this on too long. I'm not sure if talking about this is allowed either, so if it's not, feel free to edit my message.

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Yesterday, while celebrating my friend's birthday, one of my buddies and I decided to play "main chaud" for shots, which translates to "hot hand"; the object of the game is for each player to slap the other player's hand, each taking a turn and each using the same hand that gets slapped. Our game went on for ten minutes before the birthday boy said that we should just both buy him and ourselves shots and that it was a tie. Thankfully, the other player asked for a glass of ice for us to use after the match!
Then as we were heading home, me and this guy again, decided to have some fun on the escalators by sliding down the metal ramps. I managed to evade most of the pseudo-spikes they place to deter people from sliding on the ramps, but I still wound up cutting two of my fingers, on the opposing hand I played main chaud with.
Ahh, good, stupid times...
Then as we were heading home, me and this guy again, decided to have some fun on the escalators by sliding down the metal ramps. I managed to evade most of the pseudo-spikes they place to deter people from sliding on the ramps, but I still wound up cutting two of my fingers, on the opposing hand I played main chaud with.
Ahh, good, stupid times...
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Yo Drive By Thread, Ima let you finish, but these are the funniest Kanye West jokes of all time!
I'm a Kanye West fan
I'm a Kanye West fan
fun. is amazing. Listen to how they can create an extremely good song (Walking the Dog) and change around the melody, creating a completely different feel to it. (Walking the Dog II)
Do yourself a favor and listen to them both the whole way through. Brilliant.
Do yourself a favor and listen to them both the whole way through. Brilliant.


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I hate my physics class more than I hate THE FUCKING DEVIL.


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When it rains, it fucking pours.
Bad news keep on coming my way. I just found out my mate can't make it to gig tonight so now I got to get to SECC (the place where the gig is held) early and try to sell ticket.
Bad news keep on coming my way. I just found out my mate can't make it to gig tonight so now I got to get to SECC (the place where the gig is held) early and try to sell ticket.


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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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I saw Zombieland yesterday...and I liked it

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Jironobou Wrote:
I saw Zombieland yesterday...and I liked it
I saw Zombieland yesterday...and I liked it
My friend won't stop talking about that movie!! He's going to do a zombie painting in class... that should be interesting.


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Green Day was FUCKING amazing
You know how I have this medical condition that causes me to pass out? Yeah well, today during practice, I was running and I collapse and apparently I was having a seizure along with it from what my teammates were saying. Only lasted a minute, ain't that strange?

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Mock
Yeah!
Ing
Yeah!
Bird
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Ing
Yeah!
Bird
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!


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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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How appropriate, you fight like a cow...
*Rides rubber chicken w/pulley in the middle to Hook Island*
*Rides rubber chicken w/pulley in the middle to Hook Island*
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Well great news!!!! My second opinion results came in and I tested negative for leukemia!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have one more test to do either on the 2nd or the 4th, but still this was the boost I needed! I was really stressed out about it. Keeping my fingers crossed
Alpha_Q_Up_Is_Back Wrote:
Well great news!!!! My second opinion results came in and I tested negative for leukemia!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have one more test to do either on the 2nd or the 4th, but still this was the boost I needed! I was really stressed out about it. Keeping my fingers crossed
Well great news!!!! My second opinion results came in and I tested negative for leukemia!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have one more test to do either on the 2nd or the 4th, but still this was the boost I needed! I was really stressed out about it. Keeping my fingers crossed
At least you don't have seizures to worry about


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♪This is it, Here I stand, I'm the light of the world, I feel grand♫
*sigh*
*sigh*

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Alpha_Q_Up_Is_Back Wrote:
Well great news!!!! My second opinion results came in and I tested negative for leukemia!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have one more test to do either on the 2nd or the 4th, but still this was the boost I needed! I was really stressed out about it. Keeping my fingers crossed
Well great news!!!! My second opinion results came in and I tested negative for leukemia!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have one more test to do either on the 2nd or the 4th, but still this was the boost I needed! I was really stressed out about it. Keeping my fingers crossed
Congratulations man! That's terrific news!
Alpha_Q_Up_Is_Back Wrote:
Well great news!!!! My second opinion results came in and I tested negative for leukemia!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have one more test to do either on the 2nd or the 4th, but still this was the boost I needed! I was really stressed out about it. Keeping my fingers crossed
Well great news!!!! My second opinion results came in and I tested negative for leukemia!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have one more test to do either on the 2nd or the 4th, but still this was the boost I needed! I was really stressed out about it. Keeping my fingers crossed
Those are great news!
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