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Chan_Ming
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 •10/20/2009 10:50 PM (UTC) •
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Awesome Johnny boy! I'm glad to hear that.

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Just found out my puppy might be a girl. (O_o) My boyfriend is gunna check when he gets home. I'll have to rename him if that's true =[


Simple. Miss Bubbles! :)
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xtactics
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 •10/20/2009 10:59 PM (UTC) •
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Alpha_Q_Up_Is_Back Wrote:
Well great news!!!! My second opinion results came in and I tested negative for leukemia!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have one more test to do either on the 2nd or the 4th, but still this was the boost I needed! I was really stressed out about it. Keeping my fingers crossed


Great news, man. Keep us posted.
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filth
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 •10/20/2009 11:22 PM (UTC) •
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Chan_Ming Wrote:
Awesome Johnny boy! I'm glad to hear that.

-Rijo- Wrote:
Just found out my puppy might be a girl. (O_o) My boyfriend is gunna check when he gets home. I'll have to rename him if that's true =[


Simple. Miss Bubbles! :)


you don't know if your puppys a boy or girl? sounds like someone skipped health class one to many times.
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-Rijo-
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 •10/21/2009 12:05 AM (UTC) •
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Your health class taught you about animal reproductive organs? Skipping Health is probably not as harmful as skipping English class, as exampled above.
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Vash_15
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 •10/21/2009 12:26 AM (UTC) •
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I dissected a starfish today. Shit was so cash.
Finally got my tattoo! love it!
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Icebaby
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 •10/21/2009 12:58 AM (UTC) •
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I just saw the dumbest little news article on the front page of Comcast.com. Apparently Target and Walgreens have to take down a costume because immigrant advocates believe it's soooo inappropriate...: it's an Alien wearing an orange jumpsuit with the words "Illegal Alien" on it.

I find the costume to be hilarious.
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Toxik
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 •10/21/2009 01:02 AM (UTC) •
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I am watching The Universe.
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SubMan799
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 •10/21/2009 01:20 AM (UTC) •
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Vash_15 Wrote:
I dissected a starfish today. Shit was so cash.


shit was so cash

uh huh
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Umberella
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On the first page of our story,
The future seemed so bright.
But this thing turned out so evil,
I don’t know why I’m still surprised.
Even angels have their wicked schemes,
And you take that to new extremes.
But you’ll always be my hero,
Even though you lost your mind...
 •10/21/2009 01:59 AM (UTC) •
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SubMan799 Wrote:
Vash_15 Wrote:
I dissected a starfish today. Shit was so cash.


shit was so cash

uh huh


LOL i was looking at that thinking what the fuck, but then just passed it off as some random american slang. Guess not... Whats that mean? =/

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PS I am damn sexy. Just thought i'd put that out there.

(You know, like your mother puts out)
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Torchia
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 •10/21/2009 02:03 AM (UTC) •
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I need an idea of a villian for this weeks SOTW contest. Any ideas?

I was considering Dick Dastardly, myself...
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Jerrod
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 •10/21/2009 02:10 AM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
an Alien wearing an orange jumpsuit with the words "Illegal Alien" on it.
I find the costume to be hilarious.

Hilarious? That's easy for you to say, you aren't an ET living in a human suit trying to pass off as normal in a society that looks down on you just because you're not from the same planet. I blame the media for portraying off-worlders as evil beings who anally probe humans! tongue
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Umberella
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On the first page of our story,
The future seemed so bright.
But this thing turned out so evil,
I don’t know why I’m still surprised.
Even angels have their wicked schemes,
And you take that to new extremes.
But you’ll always be my hero,
Even though you lost your mind...
 •10/21/2009 02:16 AM (UTC) •
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torchia Wrote:
I need an idea of a villian for this weeks SOTW contest. Any ideas?

I was considering Dick Dastardly, myself...


I don't know if you're into it, but I would have done a sig with pics from the tv show Heroes cause they had one volume called "Villains"

Otherwise, I'd go with Team Rocket from Pokemon, or maybe Bowser.

Yes, i know. Lame ideas tongue
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Torchia
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 •10/21/2009 02:19 AM (UTC) •
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Umberella Wrote:
torchia Wrote:
I need an idea of a villian for this weeks SOTW contest. Any ideas?

I was considering Dick Dastardly, myself...


I don't know if you're into it, but I would have done a sig with pics from the tv show Heroes cause they had one volume called "Villains"

Otherwise, I'd go with Team Rocket from Pokemon, or maybe Bowser.

Yes, i know. Lame ideas tongue


Team Rocket, eh?... Hmmm. wink
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Icebaby
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 •10/21/2009 02:31 AM (UTC) •
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Jerrod Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
an Alien wearing an orange jumpsuit with the words "Illegal Alien" on it.
I find the costume to be hilarious.

Hilarious? That's easy for you to say, you aren't an ET living in a human suit trying to pass off as normal in a society that looks down on you just because you're not from the same planet. I blame the media for portraying off-worlders as evil beings who anally probe humans! tongue


I'm finding a lot of stupid things to be funny lately... Since yesterday, I'm declared to be known to have seizures... I'm putting this out there like so many times because I can't tell you how hilarious this is now... really, it's amazing how stupid things are coming up that I'm finding to be really hilarious. I missed a teammate's birthday and my brother's girlfriend broke up with him two days before she was going to do my hair.

By all seriousness, I'm laughing at this, because I'm just finding things to be stupidly funny lately.
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Chan_Ming
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 •10/21/2009 03:20 AM (UTC) •
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I'm going to be teaching my first kindergarten class Tuesday... oh boy... let me round up my germ-x collection... haha
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 •10/21/2009 05:37 AM (UTC) •
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xtactics
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 •10/21/2009 06:22 AM (UTC) •
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And then you shot him, right? tongue
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filth
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 •10/21/2009 08:36 AM (UTC) •
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it was a joke get over it.
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Jiro
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 •10/21/2009 02:02 PM (UTC) •
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Vash_15 Wrote:
I dissected a starfish today. Shit was so cash.

O.o

I have never heard that before...
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Icebaby
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 •10/21/2009 02:34 PM (UTC) •
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I'm a bit too scared to come home today from college for Fall Break. I'm nervous on what they did to my room.
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Umberella
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On the first page of our story,
The future seemed so bright.
But this thing turned out so evil,
I don’t know why I’m still surprised.
Even angels have their wicked schemes,
And you take that to new extremes.
But you’ll always be my hero,
Even though you lost your mind...
 •10/21/2009 03:38 PM (UTC) •
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I know that no one gives a shit, but Hantuchova just beat some random German girl 6-1 6-0 woo!
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Chan_Ming
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 •10/21/2009 11:18 PM (UTC) •
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I think I'm bout to let my friend ink me... I'm scared :(!!!
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Vash_15
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 •10/22/2009 01:57 AM (UTC) •
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1. "Shit was so cash" = It was freaking awesome

2. Help me get back down to earth, I get all dreamy whne I hear Lady Gaga's Paparazzi, and feel the need to do to her EXACTLY what she's singing about. Celebrity crush. I NEVER have celebrity crushes
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Icebaby
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 •10/22/2009 02:43 AM (UTC) •
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Lol, I love how people take my words out of context... I wrote something about my friend's band competition and asked if this one captain would ask to help her section out for the next competition because they sound a bit terrible during their solos.

So, I went to their concert today and her mother literally bitched me out, mind you that I just came home from college, hasn't seen these people since July, and my mother was right there... I bitched right back when I pulled her to the side, it took me up to where my friend pulled me away from this woman because she thought I was insulting her daughter when I only asked her to help her section out because SHE is the CAPTAIN... dir, and I was a former member of this, I have the right to crit... My friend saw me getting tense and was about to punch this woman. I also called her a bitch, now I know where her daughter gets her fucking attitude. Certainly doesn't come from the father. And to make things even funnier... both me and my mother didn't even know who the fuck this woman was until we actually came up to her and asked her for her fucking name

Apparently, my crisitsim around people they ALWAYS take it out of context... Always. MKO has given me that lesson here, and now it's working in the real world... Thanks MKO for showing that my words will always be used out of context whenever I feel like critising... Problem is, I'm not gonna stop.

Did I also mention that this girl doesn't have a facebook, her mother has never been to one of the competitions ever, and her daughter literally gave me shit all last year when I was in high school in the band... Yeah. Fuck you Mrs. Lutchenberg and your fucking daughter who got jealous over me from last year because I memorized the show faster than your daughter, and the only reason why your daughter is captain is because Marshawn is not a good enough reader to be considered a captain. FUCK YOU!

I am done.
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