Grab your dick and double click for porn porn porn!

Yeah, but you can't just walk into mortal kombat and not expect to get ripped a new one. Props to Sony for letting NRS even do something like that to their character.

p.s. That fatality is fucking amazing. 22 hours to go.

I hate not having a functional X-Box 360 and that I had to pawn my PS3... Cause MK is looking damn good.

That royally sucks ass.

Can't sleep...

Heh Porn. Which reminds me of this..

I remember a classmate of mine searched up some Gay Porn WHILE EVERYONE WAS STILL IN THE ROOM! and this wasn't a computer room either it was just a medium sized classroom with one shitty computer near the wall near our desks. So while amazingly no one else could see what he was doing (I guess they all had paperwork to do) I could and I was just so stupefied by him not thinking I couldn't even snitch on him..... Until I had the computer later that day and checked the history seeing a shitload of links leading to more gay porn. Then I just had to tattle on the dumbass.

Plus it was either me saying at the end of the day "You should probably talk to X cuz he shouldn't be doing that" or someone going "YOOOOOOOO THERE'S SOME GAY ASS SHIT ON HERE!"

Few hours to myself now... my girlfriend is at her internship.

While the lady is away, m0s3pH shall play... not really, I'll just do my job for a bit.

Booooo work.

7:41 to Kombat

Tell me about it

If only I had an X-box 360 or PS3. Fuck

Had the urge to post an "I have a confession for all the users on MKO" thread.

*puts on hipster glasses*

But I doubt anyone would get the reference.

This is so stupid. At the end of every school year, we have a big school concert. This year it was 3OH!3 and Pitbull. About 40 to 50 thousand people attended. This resulted in like eleven shootings. And shit like this. Now the concert is canceled for good. It just sucks. Like. For every academic student who gets to enjoy this free at the end of the school year concert (last year we had Brand New and Talib Kweli, the year before N.E.R.D. and Motion City Soundtrack) there are like five fucking piece of shit people who could not get into this school if they tried and now they've ruined it for everyone.

But my biggest, biggest peeve is the fact that the whole world is like wow "this music event is evil!" I just wish people could take a fucking step back and realize, no. It's not the event that's evil. It's people. People are the people getting drunk. People are the people shooting people. It's not the concert. It's people.

So what are we going to do? They canceled the music festival. Problem solved? No. These people are just going to go on and fight and shoot other people. They're not going to reprimand people. They're not going to reprimand parents. They're not going to reprimand society. They're just going to take away a concert. Because concerts are so bad.

Interesting to note that today the Skynet missile defense system goes online April 19, 2011. Declares war on mankind and triggers a nuclear apocalypse two days later. Better get ready for the impending nuclear war. lol

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

I just couldn't help myself...

OH MY GOD! You just reminded me of a wild ass dream I had. In it, I got a box of puppies and a box of kittens, There was one particular kitten I loved, and took it out of the box and showed it attention while I left the animals alone. The next day, I returned to put the kitten back, and another black kitten latched onto my finger and started sucking my blood. Then the puppies escaped their box and started mauling me. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

well the day is over and I'm already half way up the challenge tower and have 80% of the krypt unlocked. its going to take me months to get any good with the multiplayer though. So much to learn, and I already got divekicked to death by some spamming jerk taking advantage of the lag. I swear its easily a quarter of a second no matter what match I'm playing in.

*gasps* Kitty!!!

God that was my prime "I'm a fucking retarded n00b day."


Anyways I've been slaugtering, raping, and pillaging dudes and dudettes alike on Mortal KOmbat with Kano. His roll move....so devastating. They never see it coming.

MK still ahsn't come from Amazon...


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Cuteness overload.

The chronically lazy have fits of productiveness.

I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen
It's not available, if you try it once you will die
Your face will melt off
And your children will weep over your exploded body, over your exploded body

You love to party
What's not to love?
The run I was on made Jagger and Richards look like
Droopy eyed armless children
That's how I party
That's how I party

I was bangin 7 gram rocks, that's how I roll - winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win win everywhere

----- inspirational bridge -----

I'm a total frickin rock star from mars - winning
C'mon bro, I got tiger blood - winning
You borrow my brain and you're like DUDE, can't handle it
Win here, win there, win win everywhere

I've got a list -- help me sort this
From the epic win to the desperately winless

Chicken nuggets - WINNING
Bubblegum - WINNING
Pretending to text to avoid someone - EPIC WINNING
Slow dancing - WINNING
Slow pantsing - WINNING
Breakin the rules of the Geneva conventions - WEAK

Adonis blood - WINNING
Violent love - WINNING
Givin needy women caresses and hugs - EPIC WINNING
Childbirth - WINNING
Colin Firth -WINNING
Tinky Winky's purse.........duh, WINNING, WINNING