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(Erik) Wrote:
Tonight I was watching Friends with a close friend of mine, and the storm knocked out the satellite and he asks me "have you ever kissed a guy?" That caught me off guard. I was like "No. What an awkward question. Have you?" He said no. I said "why did you ask me if I had kissed a guy?" And he said "I don't know, I'm bored." And then the television came back on. So the subject was dropped.
So after a few commercial breaks, I brought up the topic again because I felt like there was somewhere he wanted to go with this. He told me his lesbian friend told him that he should experiment with a guy, and he said he'd be cool with making out with me or something and that he thinks I'm a nice guy and he's not really interested in other guys, but he feels cool with me.
Last night we were watching The Boys and Girls Guide to getting down, and there's a chapter about fauxmosexuals. Straight guys who act gay to hook up with girls. He was saying that he should tell people he's gay to hook up with girls.
I mean. The kid's clearly got some sexual identity figuring out to do. And I'm going to be here for him. But I just feel weird. Like I don't feel like I can really tell my girlfriend this story. I don't feel like I can tell my best friends. I don't want to betray his trust. It's just odd. So instead I'll tell the anonymous people of the internet.
Tonight I was watching Friends with a close friend of mine, and the storm knocked out the satellite and he asks me "have you ever kissed a guy?" That caught me off guard. I was like "No. What an awkward question. Have you?" He said no. I said "why did you ask me if I had kissed a guy?" And he said "I don't know, I'm bored." And then the television came back on. So the subject was dropped.
So after a few commercial breaks, I brought up the topic again because I felt like there was somewhere he wanted to go with this. He told me his lesbian friend told him that he should experiment with a guy, and he said he'd be cool with making out with me or something and that he thinks I'm a nice guy and he's not really interested in other guys, but he feels cool with me.
Last night we were watching The Boys and Girls Guide to getting down, and there's a chapter about fauxmosexuals. Straight guys who act gay to hook up with girls. He was saying that he should tell people he's gay to hook up with girls.
I mean. The kid's clearly got some sexual identity figuring out to do. And I'm going to be here for him. But I just feel weird. Like I don't feel like I can really tell my girlfriend this story. I don't feel like I can tell my best friends. I don't want to betray his trust. It's just odd. So instead I'll tell the anonymous people of the internet.

No disrespect intended Erik, but fuck this made me lawl. Congratulations on being the first person to ever succeed in using that meme to make me laugh. Anyway man, I don't think you need to explain it to anyone, unless necessary. Nobody else's business, TBH.
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While I've never heard of fake gayness to pick up chicks I personally dont see anything wrong with it, then again I am bisexual so its really not an issue for me.
FlamingTP Wrote:
It's an x-ray brain bicycle kick.
Icebaby Wrote:
Impossible. I have the ability to perform a breaker, they cannot harm me.
Riyakou Wrote:
I think one of these mods is being a dick.
I know for a fact my newest sig wasn't that big. I wasn't even an animation like the last one.
Not if they do a bicycle kick on your brains.
NS922 Wrote:
Damn photobucket. Now I am demoted to silhouette Raiden.
Damn photobucket. Now I am demoted to silhouette Raiden.
I think one of these mods is being a dick.
I know for a fact my newest sig wasn't that big. I wasn't even an animation like the last one.
Icebaby Wrote:
That would make it even more epic to be honest! Ninjas rule.
FlamingTP Wrote:
not even Ninja Zombies?
Icebaby Wrote:
I am enjoying a great Easter weekend with my boyfriend. Tomorrow, I get to see a lot of people I haven't seen in quite a while. This is an enjoyable weekend for me and nothing is going to ruin it.
I am enjoying a great Easter weekend with my boyfriend. Tomorrow, I get to see a lot of people I haven't seen in quite a while. This is an enjoyable weekend for me and nothing is going to ruin it.
not even Ninja Zombies?
That would make it even more epic to be honest! Ninjas rule.
Not if they do a bicycle kick on your brains.
Impossible. I have the ability to perform a breaker, they cannot harm me.
It's an x-ray brain bicycle kick.
I could easily jump backwards or block to avoid getting x-rayed.
Anyways, I believe that there are two more weeks of school left... And that its time to pick up a Mike's Hard, kick up my feet, sun bathe with my boyfriend on the beach, and say "fuck you," to the semester.


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Learn to reduce quotes. It's the worst fucking thing.
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but I enjoy the laziness involved in not doing it sometimes.


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Ninja_Mime Wrote:
Learn to reduce quotes. It's the worst fucking thing.
Learn to reduce quotes. It's the worst fucking thing.
Val Farted. You hotdog spaceman. lol


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FlamingTP Wrote:
While I've never heard of fake gayness to pick up chicks I personally dont see anything wrong with it, then again I am bisexual so its really not an issue for me.
While I've never heard of fake gayness to pick up chicks I personally dont see anything wrong with it, then again I am bisexual so its really not an issue for me.
Kick ass would be an example of fake gayness.

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!
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PSN better be back up come tournament time.
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FFFFFUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKIIIIIINNNNNN AAAAAAA
psn is down
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Its been hard to get any MK practice in against real players let me tell ya.


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lulzrandumpoasttimeeeeeeeee!221!!!2
^ Boredom at its finest.
^ Boredom at its finest.
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FlamingTP Wrote:
Its been hard to get any MK practice in against real players let me tell ya.
Its been hard to get any MK practice in against real players let me tell ya.
As soon as PSN comes back up its me vs you brah! Mono y mono!
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SubMan799 Wrote:
As soon as PSN comes back up its me vs you brah! Mono y mono!
FlamingTP Wrote:
Its been hard to get any MK practice in against real players let me tell ya.
Its been hard to get any MK practice in against real players let me tell ya.
As soon as PSN comes back up its me vs you brah! Mono y mono!
Them's Fightin' words.....oh wait.


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(Erik) Wrote:
Check has been the featured user for a while now.
Check has been the featured user for a while now.
... another post-reinstall item that needs fixing, then. Thanks for the heads-up!


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Who is Harry crumb?
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FlamingTP Wrote:
Them's Fightin' words.....oh wait.
SubMan799 Wrote:
As soon as PSN comes back up its me vs you brah! Mono y mono!
FlamingTP Wrote:
Its been hard to get any MK practice in against real players let me tell ya.
Its been hard to get any MK practice in against real players let me tell ya.
As soon as PSN comes back up its me vs you brah! Mono y mono!
Them's Fightin' words.....oh wait.
*waits*


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I got really piss off today on bus.
Had this junkie cow come up to me ask me if I want haircut. I said no and she started asking me questions then said I should get haircut because my hair is ugly. She walk away and carry on listen to music. I could hear her in background talking to her junkie boyfriend about how I'm not normal and shit like that. She came back sit next to me and started to mess up my hair and pull ear phones out and i ended up telling her leave hair and ear phones. She did it one more time and told me wash my hair.
Worst thing was there was nothing I could do apart from grab arm but I would have boyfriend deal with (which would have been easier since I could punch the cunt in but I don't know if he had anything on him).
Worst bit now is I don't want get my haircut (getting it shorter) because I feel like I'm giving in (I been growing long like indie bands but now want to get it shorter again) and I REALLY wanted to hit this woman but that go everything I stand for. Problem is I still can't shake this feeling off. I'm sick of people saying it best to do nothing because I want people get what they deserve but I feel like no one want to do anything. People wonder why other people take law into their own hand
Had this junkie cow come up to me ask me if I want haircut. I said no and she started asking me questions then said I should get haircut because my hair is ugly. She walk away and carry on listen to music. I could hear her in background talking to her junkie boyfriend about how I'm not normal and shit like that. She came back sit next to me and started to mess up my hair and pull ear phones out and i ended up telling her leave hair and ear phones. She did it one more time and told me wash my hair.
Worst thing was there was nothing I could do apart from grab arm but I would have boyfriend deal with (which would have been easier since I could punch the cunt in but I don't know if he had anything on him).
Worst bit now is I don't want get my haircut (getting it shorter) because I feel like I'm giving in (I been growing long like indie bands but now want to get it shorter again) and I REALLY wanted to hit this woman but that go everything I stand for. Problem is I still can't shake this feeling off. I'm sick of people saying it best to do nothing because I want people get what they deserve but I feel like no one want to do anything. People wonder why other people take law into their own hand
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