In QC, because the divorce rate is so high, one has to apply to get their name changed; marriage isn't enough to get it done there. Maybe it's because they don't want to go through the trouble of changing their name because then they must change everything with their maiden name attached?

Stating the obvious again Toxik ?!

I can't wait to surprise my girlfriend with what I have planned on Thursday.

Who doesn't like to eat chicken?

A sandwich press? Women like those, right? It helps them make tasty, toasted sandwiches for their men in the kitchen, and allows them time to give men a beer to start drinking while he waits for his hot sandwich.*
Dude, if you're getting her one of those, you're a genius!
*Disclaimer: I am not a sexist asshole, and the above was a joke. Except for the concept of heated sandwiches, as those are delicious. Buy a sandwich press today and taste the difference!

I like women who like cock, perhaps we can drunk get I and you....and we'll go to that...place....where my bed and TV...is.



If I get a woman decent enough to give me that chance she can keep her name if she wants. Just as long as she lets me love her and she loves me, and is as dirty as me lol.

Ahh the good ol' Dick-in-the-pizza-box routine.

XiahouDun84 is really a genius at writing. It's the fourth or fifth time I read his ''fan fiction'' : Kitana's Redemption... Fan fiction pfff, it's exactly how it should happen plus it fits her canon story perfectly, here's a few quotes from the beginning of the story, at the time Kitana was just a mere child pushed through rigourous training and learning what it is to be a deadly, merciless assassin;

''[...] That day I got my first lesson about real combat. What it took to be a true warrior. I learned that day that there was no such thing as mercy. Man or woman, child or adult...none of it mattered. Never expect mercy. Fight to win. [...] At only seventeen years old, I was an expert in three different fighting styles, proficient in seven more and still learning. By the time I was twenty, I could hold my own against a Shokan by myself. By twenty-four, I could defeat twelve Outworld Elite Guards unarmed. By thirty, I knew 267 different ways to kill someone with my bare hands. To an Earthrealmer, I only looked about thirteen or fourteen years old...but I was a lethal instrument who could kill a human being six times before they hit the ground.''



Toujours un wisecrack a placer hen Andres =P



LMAO thumbs up pour la petite notice. Win! XD



You're in for a rough awakening in this case ... XD

Modern Feminism.

Especially Fried Cock.

Seriously order it like this at your KFC folks nothing but good results will follow.

If this person turns out to be a dude then pics shall be required before decisions are made.

He's been my friend for seven years now. XD

I can see with changing the name back if one gets a divorced. My bf's parents are divorced and his mom's last name is still the ex-husband's but, I understand your point.

Secondly, pizza Doritos are addictive...

See, they do exist

Lol never heard of those before! I never saw any in QC

So within this month alone I proposed to my girlfriend. Finally got a car again and in 2 days I’m going to get my Xbox back finally. It has been a pretty good month so far.

Prepare for utter disappointment.

Dudes do it better anyway. Sure they have one of their own, they know what feels good! lol

Quoted for truth. ^

Haha!

Btw, I don't remember posting that... lol

Just beak MK. Shao Kahn is mah beetch.

4444 Visits ! 4 is my favorite number because I was born on the 4th of the 4th month. 4 four times !

I love them women and they give me so many headaches... yet I still love women and they love me back... with blowjobs. :)

I'm getting a little impatient...not gonna lie.