nine hundred baby.

It's over ninehundred!!!!

Just waiting for UPS to deliver my 360. Add me if you’ll like my gamertag is wrdlfe21 . See you around online

SSNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkJ3K1uPYjE

I've some very good bjs, one girl in particular is a goddess of bjs. But still, if you asked me to describe my worst bj, I'd say: great.

ooooh! a story! *popcorn time*

my medical insurance has just expired...

It's called the Ugly Barnacle.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died! The end!

I must've heard a different story. I think there was a knife not sure...

Don't you mean "saw a different story?" Not heard?

your room mate was an ugly barnacle?

Yes. The other was a bitch and the other is a dancer! I think I am going to make a coloring book out of this.

I am still of the opinion the MK is lacking a Hamster based Shokan named Hamtaro. He could be a lesser Shokan class like Kintaro, except fluffy and with giant cheeks for storing human skulls and carrots.

Icebaby, you got me thinking about this bitch of a roommate that I had in the past. She always kept the place clean, always seemed nice and such... But she was really a deceitful, back-stabbing slut in disguise. She slept with my friends boyfriend, and used to talk shit about me, our friends and my family all the time.

This bitch also had the nerve to tell me not to have my family visit me so much. In the end, I ended up kicking her ass out. This was 5 years ago, and she still continues to talk shit. BTW, we were good friends before she moved in. I ought to post this video of her trying to dance, LMAO.

I really need a new girlfriend, I cant afford my meds anymore and thats just making it worse. Invisible Space Daddy bless America.

I'm not sure how to tell my brother I'm concerned about his drinking every night, so much so he normally almost daily passes out.
I almost never drink, a.k.a. I'm a pussy lol
I don't want to be invasive, but don't want anything bad to happen, that can't be good for his health. Really, my bro is about my only true friend. Like an old time comedy act we never turn down what the other says and never get offended. I have a other friends, but am usually being used.

Sounds like your bro is an alchie.

Thor has a hammer, Jesus was nailed to a cross. Jesus promised to end all of the wicked people, Thor Promised to get rid of all the Ice Giants, I don't see any Ice Giants around. Thor 2, Jesus 0

Thor doesn't even have a social security number.

Very rarely are roommates friends. Bitches will be bitches, that's what I always say.

Kinda humorous that my brother and my boyfriend are arguing about the animation used for L.A. Noire. And my brother even says to him, "leave the good games to my sister." Haha... I can see both of their points, but honestly, I still think the greatest game to this day is still Metal Gear Solid 4.

Nothing will ever beat that one hour cinematic towards the end and Sean Connery stopping Snake from shooting himself in the mouth.

I want to be able to do this.