blowjobs are an important part of any solid relationship, but favors must also be returned.

At the track, somebody commented on my ribcage. I don't understand why. They said it loud enough where I could hear them over my iPod. When I'm running I don't even really look at the people around me. I wonder like ... why this person said anything? It's just weird. I guess we're just different people. But I don't know. I guess it made me mad. I'm still a little mad.

I'll get over it. I didn't retaliate by commenting about their body or anything.

I don't wanna be a candidate for
Vietnam or Watergate
Cause all I wanna do is...

BICYCLE BICYCLE BICYCLE

Bask in the glory of the best fanfic ever written!!!

NEVER!

When did it become so hard to find a fucking job in retail?!

The song is epic!!! And sadly I've never heard of its existance since last week... Managed to buy it on iTunes after discovering an unused iTunes card was in my underwear drawer.

Now you'll be able to view the world in spiritual HD! Don't be surprised if you start to see completely new colors or become telepathically in tuned to flowers blooming or kitten's purring.

NEIN!

Go down on dat' pussy you pussy!

OMNOMNOM

Oh, ja.

I just want to throw this out there. Apparently may 21st the rapture is happening. I remember distinctly reading that we didn't know when the worlds gonna end we won't know when it's just gonna happen which pisses menoff when some guy says hes figured it out and the worlds ending this day......doesn't happen.

I wish that part of the bible were true, that way people can do something useful with all the churches lying around after all the foil hat types left.

I have composed a few instrumental musical tracks. Mainly rap-styled.

http://soundcloud.com/ns922

You bastard. I was drinking Kool-Aid.

Blue Wizard is about to die...

Damn straight. My girlfriend is delicious down there, so I don't mind, and she returns the favor to me... and does she ever.

I don't know where my post went, but it basically said getting your dick sucked isn't great unless she knows wtf she's doing.

Totally in agreement there. I've only had one truly great BJ, and thankfully it was from my current girlfriend.

MKO should have a sex thread.

Read this drunk. Thought I was on 4chan. Freaked out and closed my browser before anyone saw what I was doing. Dammit all.

I just had this dream that I was playing a Duke Nukem Pinball machine until I got a highscore so big the parts started flying off.

The episode '100' of Aqua Teen Hunger Force is one of the funniest episodes I've ever seen.

Awesome Scooby-Doo parody.