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NoobSaibot5
08/23/2011 04:54 AM (UTC)
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Typical my luck. I find an attractive, good looking ethnic guy, and he reveals that he's a born again Christian and starts reciting quotes from the Bible to me over Skype. I don't even know what to be saying to him, he's reciting it now as we speak. I resect everyone and anyone for their beliefs but jesus I don't know what I'm doing that draws in the ones missing a few sandwhiches from the picnic basket.

I think im gonna end up one of those single elderly people with a million cats and a wooly jumper that stinks of piss.
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FlamingTP
08/23/2011 04:59 AM (UTC)
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NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
Typical my luck. I find an attractive, good looking ethnic guy, and he reveals that he's a born again Christian and starts reciting quotes from the Bible to me over Skype. I don't even know what to be saying to him, he's reciting it now as we speak. I resect everyone and anyone for their beliefs but jesus I don't know what I'm doing that draws in the ones missing a few sandwhiches from the picnic basket.

I think im gonna end up one of those single elderly people with a million cats and a wooly jumper that stinks of piss.


Normally this is where I say hey baby, I'm neither of those things, but as we both appear to have dongs and live in different countries, that might not work out too well.
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FlamingTP
08/23/2011 05:10 AM (UTC)
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totheark Wrote:
Thanks for the clarification TP.

In other news, here's the best father evar.


That guys voice is so retarded it makes this video one of the most hillarious things I have ever seen.


oh, and did someone say cake pie war?

IT'S ON BITCHES!
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08/23/2011 05:36 AM (UTC)
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khanswarrior15 Wrote:
The first day of school was rather lame.

Community College, where you at?


*laughs*
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Espio872
08/23/2011 05:43 AM (UTC)
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[Killswitch] Wrote:
He was trying to be funny in front of his slutty girlfriend and ask me if he can have some of the phone numbers I have in my cell phone. I was in the middle of texting when he was trying to talk to me.

I ignored him and just kept texting. I was heading to the arcade....getting my Tekken Tag on. :D


lol stupid people everywhere, creeping on strangers.

You guys have arcades by you? All of the ones in my area are all shut down and gone, I'm pretty jelly right now:sad

I thought the arcade scene died completely in the states, it's still doing well in Japan though to my knowledge.
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08/23/2011 06:07 AM (UTC)
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Espio872 Wrote:
[Killswitch] Wrote:
He was trying to be funny in front of his slutty girlfriend and ask me if he can have some of the phone numbers I have in my cell phone. I was in the middle of texting when he was trying to talk to me.

I ignored him and just kept texting. I was heading to the arcade....getting my Tekken Tag on. :D


lol stupid people everywhere, creeping on strangers.

You guys have arcades by you? All of the ones in my area are all shut down and gone, I'm pretty jelly right now:sad

I thought the arcade scene died completely in the states, it's still doing well in Japan though to my knowledge.


Yes sir. We have TONS of games over in the valley and downtown Spokane.

The fighting games are where it's at. Tekken Tag, 4, 5, Marvel vs Capcom 2, SNK vs Street Fighter, KOF(forgot which one), Soul Calibur 2 and 3, Mortal Kombat 4. We got 'em all.
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08/23/2011 06:12 AM (UTC)
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[Killswitch] Wrote:
Espio872 Wrote:
[Killswitch] Wrote:
He was trying to be funny in front of his slutty girlfriend and ask me if he can have some of the phone numbers I have in my cell phone. I was in the middle of texting when he was trying to talk to me.

I ignored him and just kept texting. I was heading to the arcade....getting my Tekken Tag on. :D


lol stupid people everywhere, creeping on strangers.

You guys have arcades by you? All of the ones in my area are all shut down and gone, I'm pretty jelly right now:sad

I thought the arcade scene died completely in the states, it's still doing well in Japan though to my knowledge.


Yes sir. We have TONS of games over in the valley and downtown Spokane.

The fighting games are where it's at. Tekken Tag, 4, 5, Marvel vs Capcom 2, SNK vs Street Fighter, KOF(forgot which one), Soul Calibur 2 and 3, Mortal Kombat 4. We got 'em all.


well fuck canada aint got none of that shit
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jadeinchains
08/23/2011 07:47 AM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
These foolish peasants keep intruding in my house and stealing my food.

Bastards!


...? What rats or something? i'z confused *retarted face*
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Ricardo Snow
08/23/2011 07:50 AM (UTC)
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What is wrong with me... i have been going through severe depression this whole summer... im feeling it again
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08/23/2011 07:58 AM (UTC)
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Looking for a job blows...
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08/23/2011 09:08 AM (UTC)
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Jerrod Wrote:
Looking for a job blows...


Switch those last two words around and take out the "s" and we're looking at the most common craigslist advertisement.
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08/23/2011 09:32 AM (UTC)
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What is wrong with me... i have been going through severe depression this whole summer... im feeling it again

I'd suggest try getting involved in something if you're not already, it helps the attitude a lot to be a part of a purpose.
Depression usually goes hand in hand with feeling hopeless.
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08/23/2011 01:35 PM (UTC)
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jadeinchains Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
These foolish peasants keep intruding in my house and stealing my food.

Bastards!


...? What rats or something? i'z confused *retarted face*


No rats... Peasants!!!

I'm going to dig around my town's park and drop an ostrich in it as water guardian...




I shall call you Moo Moo
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08/23/2011 02:30 PM (UTC)
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Jerrod Wrote:
Looking for a job blows...



I missed read that... lol
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Jiro
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08/23/2011 03:36 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
No rats... Peasants!!!


Do you mean poor people, or pheasants?
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Spider804
08/23/2011 03:41 PM (UTC)
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AHHH!!! Damn those scary ostriches! Damn them I say!
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Icebaby
08/23/2011 04:13 PM (UTC)
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Jironobou Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
No rats... Peasants!!!


Do you mean poor people, or pheasants?


Neither... PEASANTS!!!

Kim Kardashian or whatever the hell her new last name is makes me sick... So tired of hearing that tramp E.V.E.R.Y.W.H.E.R.E!!!
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mkwhopper
08/23/2011 04:37 PM (UTC)
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Just found out MK Arcade Kollection is coming out on August 31st. And I just bought Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World game+Knives Chau Add-On pack. =_= FUUUUUU-

$5 leftsad (To clear up confusion, remaining cash in the PS store)
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08/23/2011 05:34 PM (UTC)
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jadeinchains
08/23/2011 05:37 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
jadeinchains Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
These foolish peasants keep intruding in my house and stealing my food.

Bastards!


...? What rats or something? i'z confused *retarted face*


No rats... Peasants!!!

I'm going to dig around my town's park and drop an ostrich in it as water guardian...




I shall call you Moo Moo


Moo Moo ... really now...?! =D
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Jiro
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08/23/2011 05:50 PM (UTC)
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Deus Ex: Human Revolution is AWESOME

If you don't have it, go get it NOW

I recommend it.
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08/23/2011 05:55 PM (UTC)
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i think i just experienced an extremely minor earthquake

felt very weird cause i notices my couch shaking im like wtf then the door then i stood up it was shaking a bit and then it stopped it was like 10 seconds

that was kinda weird but kinda cool
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Icebaby
08/23/2011 06:01 PM (UTC)
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Hope tomorrow there's a thunderstorm. Granted that I spent the last five days with my boyfriend and it was AWESOME... Thunderstorms makes thing better, all because you just get really close to each other. I place my head on his chest and just fall asleep listening to his heartbeat. He caresses my head gently, a kiss on the forehead... Aww!!!

Hopefully next summer we can get our apartment together and we can finally buy our kitty!
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08/23/2011 06:07 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
Hope tomorrow there's a thunderstorm. Granted that I spent the last five days with my boyfriend and it was AWESOME... Thunderstorms makes thing better, all because you just get really close to each other. I place my head on his chest and just fall asleep listening to his heartbeat. He caresses my head gently, a kiss on the forehead... Aww!!!

Hopefully next summer we can get our apartment together and we can finally buy our kitty!


Aww!
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Lets see what you're made of...

08/23/2011 06:16 PM (UTC)
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
i think i just experienced an extremely minor earthquake

felt very weird cause i notices my couch shaking im like wtf then the door then i stood up it was shaking a bit and then it stopped it was like 10 seconds

that was kinda weird but kinda cool

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