Woody is always trapped in a vagina.

Trollolololol

Just saw who was the user of the day. It's yingyeung!! Haven't seen him on here in forever. Where you be ying?

Chocolate Stain! Some are dry and I sure feel the pain CHOCOLATE STAIN!

Even with tide it wont go down the drain CHOCOLATE STAIN!

Rubbing in hot water and dish soap will help, along with some stain remover before putting it in the wash.
C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Thank you...

"I don't know about angels, but its fear that gives men wings."

BED


then morning

then breakfast

then lunch

then college

then dinner, then Battlefield 3, then bed....

then more battlefield 3

then bed again etc

I'm so tempted to make my own stack of these.

That. Is. Fucking. Awesome!

"Collecting evidence had gotten old a few hundred bullets back. I was already so far past the point-of-no-return I couldn't remember what it had looked like when I had passed it."

I'd print some if more people drove around here, hardly see any cars.

Then stick it to the next moose you see parked on the white line :P

I wonder how you would go about keying a badly parked moose?

Power's out and I'm quite sure my friends are sleep.

We just got groceries, so if this shit ruins our food, someone may literally die.....and yet, it would give me the excuse necessary to buy Subway.

And are some people quoting Max Payne?

HELL to the yes.

"I needed a hamburger. Not too many options at 3am. The only places open were Burger King and McDonalds. I chose to wait it out. You see, the only thing worth buying at the McDonalds...was a Steak Bagel w/ cheese..."

I don't quote the game, I make shit up!

Sig done.

I went to a concert tonight. Someone apparently stuck my girlfriend with a syringe. We spent the rest of the night in a hospital. At 4am I said I had to leave because I need to sleep, and continue studying for my midterm today. I feel like a bad boyfriend. She's still there with a mutual friend of ours. It's just scary, because if she has contracted something, that's serious. And she can pass it to me. Sigh.

Not being able to stay with your girlfriend at the hospital because you needed to sleep and study doesn't make you look like a bad boyfriend. Honest.

Hopefully, nothing serious happened to your girlfriend and hopes she makes a recovery to where you guys can go out again. That's really freaky that someone would do that. If you don't mind me asking, did they just came up to her and struck her with it or did it, and I don't know why it would, hit her on accident?

See what pisses me off is that she was like "someone came up and stabbed me and Sophia with a syringe!" so then I found Sophia and I was like "people are stabbing people with dirty needles?" and she's like "no?" and she checked herself and then we found my girlfriend again and we're like "we have to take you to a hospital" and then my girlfriend backtracked her story and was like "oh, I didn't see what happened, but I feel like it could be a dirty needle" and I'm like, that's a really big difference. Seeing someone stab you with a syringe and "thinking" that the worst has happened are two majorly different cases. Either way, we'd rather be safe than sorry, and the latest news I got was that the infectious disease doctor who was taking his sweet ass time to give us an answer (you're only allowed one guest with each patient, so after three hours our mutual friend got tired of sitting alone and asked if we could switch, and I said I'm not sitting alone ... I'm leaving) has put her on HIV preventative medication for a month.

I am really tired of this kid asking for me to cover for him at work.

1. I have been working there for almost a month now and I have never seen the kid once.

1.5 . Sure I don't work any days with the kid but when the people I do work with call out sick or something he never comes in to cover for them.

2. Whenever I need him to cover for me he always has some excuse as to why he can't do it. I mean sure getting the extra money anyway is nice and all but I am really getting worn out from it and it isn't worth it if he won't help me out on a day I need off.

3. I am going to a concert next Sunday and I asked the kid to cover and he said he couldn't so instead I have the person I work with on Tuesday and Wednesday covering this coming Sunday for me.

Finally someone who recognizes some Max Payne inner monologues. "The sun went down with practiced bravado, twilight crawled across the sky. Laden with foreboding."

man my computer just has been fucking itself for the last few days it wouldnt turn on since friday but i got it on like an hour ago

I have to get it fixed if it shuts diwn right it wont turn on for days

anyways i got my ps3 fixed really awesome to be playing again though he told me to take care of it and give it a break every 2-3 hours

Man i used to play that shit like 7 hours straight sometimes back when COD was out

still debating on whether to be BF3 for pS3

The singleplayer is shit but its a multilayer focused game and thats what i would be playing anyway

Idk if i should get it especially with consoles gettin the shaft and it tries really hard sometimes to be like COD sometimes from what I read

but the multiplayer experience still is hard as fuck

Idk

and also be waiting to get batman AC im gonna wait till it drops to about 40 bucks and i have to get it new because of the locked catwomen SP content

anyways see yall latter