Bam!

Ulca, you're still my favorite.

Now let's kick it up a notch- Elzar reference

I tried playing words with friends once.

I had that game on my Android phone, but since I got a new iPhone now. I got Scrabble. I play random people, some are good, some not so much.

You should start a game of Words with Friends with me through facebook (for those who have me added) or for those who don't - username: Knickxasawrrr.

I've never played a Facebook game in my life. I feel like its sole purpose is to steal all of my personal information or something.

I'll never hear or read that about myself.

Le average size pecker. I was ashamed of this because I'm "black". No longer though. Someone who knows how big my dick is still wants to fuck me into stupidity and I couldn't be happier.

Well, if she were here and we actually were fucking each other stupid would definitely make me happier.

As Yoda says, "size matters not".

Could've fooled me, I've gotten rave reviews on what I have.

That's true.

Giggity...

lol Sindel bodied everyone and their mother. I actually picked up Sindel for her troll factor recently.





lol someone has to act out.





lol you are wonderful.





I'm just saying, you can work it without being as "endowed" for lack of a less vulgar term haha.

An average sized penis is plenty capable of pleasuring. Don't let the media convince you otherwise. Average isn't small, dude. Average is average.

I'll figure out if my penis does any pleasuring once I actually have sex. So for now, porn is my best friend... Always has.

Are you abstinent for a reason?

My penis is 20 cm long, I'm not disappointed.

Nah, all girls I live nearby are either preggo, has some sort of STD, whore, love weed sooooo much, love dickhead guys who beat them.

Not trying to be mean or anything, but Spokane is full of ugly people.

Aw. Well I hope you find a woman worth being intimate with.

Also. All penises are at least 8 inches on the internet.

I know y'all. It just took 7 years to figure it out. I've missed some golden pussy opportunities thanks to that old insecurity. Not anymore though.

Yeah you did. I feel bad for people who missed out on plenty of poon during high school because they were too timid to get started. At least there's always college. And then you know, an entire life time!

The only thing that sucks but I guess kind of not sucks is that one day you're going to fall in love and no woman is ever going to match up to that woman so you'll be completely settled and satisfied being with one vag forever.

Here here.

To sex worth having!

I've never had sex.

Motherfucking Cloyster.