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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

•02/19/2012 05:39 PM (UTC) •
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Hungerrrrr!
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[Killswitch]
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Shao Kahn did nothing wrong

 •02/19/2012 05:40 PM (UTC) •
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Boooooooooom!
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J-spit
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 •02/19/2012 05:41 PM (UTC) •
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Griiiiiind!
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KungLaodoesntsuck
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 •02/19/2012 05:44 PM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
Murcielago Wrote:
Ugh indeed. I feel like shit. I kinda realized after one of my friends post how good it is to be in the friend zone. I know it won't get you laid or have that girl in your arms all the time, but at least you can be one of the few people she can talk to and count on when shes feeling like shit. And being in the "zone" you will have her forever on your side and not have the possibility of screwing it up and lose her forever as her boyfriend. God damn it that post opened my eyes.


I've never been friend zoned, but I feel like it would devastate me. I'm sure I'd get over it, but I can't imagine being so ok with rejection. And then staying friends with someone who rejected you sexually. Ah!

KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
*Goes to ex girlfriend's house*
Why was I there again?


For ass.

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Just ate 3 beefy crunch burritos. I'm sooooooo full.

[Killswitch] loves ya. ;)


WHY ARE THEY A LIMITED TIME OFFER WHY SO GOOD.


Haha no I can't remember why but when I got there I just turned around and went home. Asking myself "Why was I there again?"
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 •02/19/2012 05:46 PM (UTC) •
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How relevant am I to you guys anymore..? ):

man i had a fucked up dream and now my head is all fucked up.
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[Killswitch]
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Shao Kahn did nothing wrong

 •02/19/2012 05:47 PM (UTC) •
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Buuuuuuuuuurn!
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

•02/19/2012 06:08 PM (UTC) •
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Chaaaaarge!
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J-spit
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 •02/19/2012 06:10 PM (UTC) •
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flameshang Wrote:
How relevant am I to you guys anymore..? ):

man i had a fucked up dream and now my head is all fucked up.


You disappeared for like a month or two.

How's lottery life, playa? Also I must admit that when I first saw your pictures, I mistook you for a girl and dared not to ask. I'm aware of your genital orientation now though.

Fun Fact: Women have remnants of (what would have been) a penis. We call it the clitoris. Therefor, whether you like it or not, you've been fucking women with penises. I'm also sure that this is common knowledge.
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 •02/19/2012 06:10 PM (UTC) •
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NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
I often wondered what would happen if all the regular posters where in one room with alcohol. Would it be fun? hostile? awkward? lol



Haha! Never thought of that...
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 •02/19/2012 06:10 PM (UTC) •
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Diiiiiicks!

*runs into battle with a load of porn stars*
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Ricardo Snow
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 •02/19/2012 06:36 PM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
flameshang Wrote:
How relevant am I to you guys anymore..? ):

man i had a fucked up dream and now my head is all fucked up.


You disappeared for like a month or two.

How's lottery life, playa? Also I must admit that when I first saw your pictures, I mistook you for a girl and dared not to ask. I'm aware of your genital orientation now though.

Fun Fact: Women have remnants of (what would have been) a penis. We call it the clitoris. Therefor, whether you like it or not, you've been fucking women with penises. I'm also sure that this is common knowledge.


The money that we got has really helped my family and I get out of the hole, and tax money should be here soon so we are planning to move out of the house we live in now. (:

oh and...



i am not a female >:(
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KingBellsprout
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 •02/19/2012 07:18 PM (UTC) •
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I have me some Turbo Swag
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 •02/19/2012 07:19 PM (UTC) •
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flameshang Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
flameshang Wrote:
How relevant am I to you guys anymore..? ):

man i had a fucked up dream and now my head is all fucked up.


You disappeared for like a month or two.

How's lottery life, playa? Also I must admit that when I first saw your pictures, I mistook you for a girl and dared not to ask. I'm aware of your genital orientation now though.

Fun Fact: Women have remnants of (what would have been) a penis. We call it the clitoris. Therefor, whether you like it or not, you've been fucking women with penises. I'm also sure that this is common knowledge.


The money that we got has really helped my family and I get out of the hole, and tax money should be here soon so we are planning to move out of the house we live in now. (:

oh and...



i am not a female >:(


I know I know. XD
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 •02/19/2012 07:19 PM (UTC) •
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Work sucks, life sucks.

What else is new?
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 •02/19/2012 07:24 PM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
Fun Fact: Women have remnants of (what would have been) a penis. We call it the clitoris. Therefor, whether you like it or not, you've been fucking women with penises. I'm also sure that this is common knowledge.


fun fact: all babies start out as femalegrin
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 •02/19/2012 07:27 PM (UTC) •
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keyara412 Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
Fun Fact: Women have remnants of (what would have been) a penis. We call it the clitoris. Therefor, whether you like it or not, you've been fucking women with penises. I'm also sure that this is common knowledge.


fun fact: all babies start out as femalegrin


Yep, then the genetic lottery begins and you're sex is eventually decided on a whim.

Hey, Rock, stop complaining, man (lady). Some people would kill for a job. Or maybe even take a job killing someone. I just really want some move out money.
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 •02/19/2012 07:36 PM (UTC) •
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CAN YOU GET HIGH SNIFFING PEPSI?

MY FRIEND SAID HE GOT HIGH SNIFFING COKE, BUT I DON'T HAVE COKE, I JUST HAVE PEPSI
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

•02/19/2012 07:39 PM (UTC) •
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Seriously, I'm fucking hungry
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NoobSaibot5
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 •02/19/2012 07:44 PM (UTC) •
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An hour till im off work. Yayz!
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J-spit
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 •02/19/2012 07:45 PM (UTC) •
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I'm leaving for that Subway sandwich, baby.

Not only that, but I'll be recording something tonight.

Expect a link tonight (and that could also be taken as innuendo).
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Shadaloo
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MK Khronology: 58.49% complete...
 •02/19/2012 07:46 PM (UTC) •
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*Has no memory of getting home last night, and a large, mysterious bruise on his right shoulder*
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 •02/19/2012 07:47 PM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
Hey, Rock, stop complaining, man (lady). Some people would kill for a job. Or maybe even take a job killing someone. I just really want some move out money.

Lo siento. I'm just really tired, super achy, fairly sick, and pretty annoyed. I need a vacation.
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Shao Kahn did nothing wrong

 •02/19/2012 08:02 PM (UTC) •
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Got rid of crap from my room. I move to Cali in a week. fffffffuuuuuuuucccckkk
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KingBellsprout
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 •02/19/2012 08:25 PM (UTC) •
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[Killswitch] Wrote:
fffffffuuuuuuuucccckkk


why this reaction?
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xB$INx
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 •02/19/2012 08:27 PM (UTC) •
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Got rid of crap from my room. I move to Cali in a week. fffffffuuuuuuuucccckkk


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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