Had my toast. I am satisfied... For now.

Well then they just need more practice. It all depends on the angle it goes in really and if they're still able to breathe. You'd be surprised how often the choking aspect just comes down to a lack of oxygen. lol

There should be a reality television show called Blowjob Camp where people go on it and learn how to give better blowjobs. I'd watch it.

Wow.

It's nearly impossible to play Daggerfall on a touchpad.
For some reason, it always goes into info mode instead of attacking.
Tweaking the controls doesn't help either. I'm just going to have to get a mouse.

"You see an archer." "You see a giant bat." "You see a knight."
Meanwhile, they're kicking my ass.

Good to be playing it again, after 7 years. Thank you, Boxer.

DAAAAAAAMN. Errbody in the forums talkin bout blowjobs and stuff.

Just once I would love for something fucking exciting to happen to me.

Don't you hate it when they use teeth? Noobs

http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=144292 You could win a prize on Feb 28.

Just once I'd like to receive a satisfying blowjob.

All this talk about blowjobs is making me hungry... For popsicles

Glory hole at a gay bar.

Fixed

My uncle just told me a story about how he stole his doctor's truck.

mmmmm blowjobs.

Simpsons 500th episode

Mega Morio Twins 3

I didn't love it. I don't love what the Simpson's has become.

Yup. Gonna head home from my friends house and then go to bed since I'm tired.

Misread the first part. Lolz.




You know me so well. SMH. Lolz.

--Ninja'd--

I for some reason want to buy a sword.

Here is a link to my Tumblr page again. Follow if you want and I'll follow back.

The fucking cat video nearly gave me a god damn heart attack.