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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

•02/19/2012 08:44 PM (UTC) •
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Got rid of crap from my room. I move to Cali in a week. fffffffuuuuuuuucccckkk


Shit.
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 •02/19/2012 08:49 PM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
It's probably not a good idea. What kind of drunk are the people here? That is the most important question.

Also....



I'm enjoying making these.


I should probably request templates, but I'll go to Memegenerator.
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Zmoke
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 •02/19/2012 08:54 PM (UTC) •
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What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it?
Next month.
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 •02/19/2012 09:00 PM (UTC) •
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Zmoke Wrote:
What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it?
Next month.


Lazy people of the world, let us unite! Tomorrow.

I have procrastination problems from time to time.
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 •02/19/2012 09:02 PM (UTC) •
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Rockchalk5477 Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
Hey, Rock, stop complaining, man (lady). Some people would kill for a job. Or maybe even take a job killing someone. I just really want some move out money.

Lo siento. I'm just really tired, super achy, fairly sick, and pretty annoyed. I need a vacation.


If I could, I'd hook you up with a back rub. Not foot. I hate other people's feet.
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 •02/19/2012 09:03 PM (UTC) •
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definitely need to go out tonight.... its been too long
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(Erik)
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 •02/19/2012 09:19 PM (UTC) •
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NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
I often wondered what would happen if all the regular posters where in one room with alcohol. Would it be fun? hostile? awkward? lol


Sausage fest.

[Killswitch] Wrote:
Got rid of crap from my room. I move to Cali in a week. fffffffuuuuuuuucccckkk


Cool California.
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(Erik)
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 •02/19/2012 09:26 PM (UTC) •
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Remember when that guy would do this and if you called him out he'd freak out and then quit the website.
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 •02/19/2012 09:41 PM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
Remember when that guy would do this and if you called him out he'd freak out and then quit the website.



That made me laugh for some reason. tongue
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[Killswitch]
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Shao Kahn did nothing wrong

 •02/19/2012 09:44 PM (UTC) •
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TheNinjasRock071394 Wrote:
[Killswitch] Wrote:
fffffffuuuuuuuucccckkk


why this reaction?


Because packing is a bitch and we have to drive from Washington state to Cali. Not gonna be fun.
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 •02/19/2012 10:21 PM (UTC) •
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Yeah, well.
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xB$INx
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 •02/19/2012 10:33 PM (UTC) •
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keyara412 Wrote:


definitely need to go out tonight.... its been too long


I feel ya there.

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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •02/19/2012 10:52 PM (UTC) •
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Remember when that guy would do this and if you called him out he'd freak out and then quit the website.

HEY!!!

I see what you did there.
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Toxik
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 •02/19/2012 11:51 PM (UTC) •
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:)
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(Erik)
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 •02/19/2012 11:55 PM (UTC) •
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I hate when you're getting a blow job that is just not doing it for you and then you feel bad because the giver is being so enthusiastic and you know that it's all for nothing and then you just jerk yourself off and then they want it in their mouth but for some reason they block your pee hole with their tongue and then you're like ah ow and the orgasm is ruined and it kind of is a very very very very unpleasant feeling to have your orgasm blocked especially after a terrible blow job blah why is this life.
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What do you like? Hit the Toasty thumbs up on articles and forum posts for a quick response!
 •02/20/2012 12:01 AM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
I hate when you're getting a blow job that is just not doing it for you and then you feel bad because the giver is being so enthusiastic and you know that it's all for nothing and then you just jerk yourself off and then they want it in their mouth but for some reason they block your pee hole with their tongue and then you're like ah ow and the orgasm is ruined and it kind of is a very very very very unpleasant feeling to have your orgasm blocked especially after a terrible blow job blah why is this life.

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 •02/20/2012 12:04 AM (UTC) •
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^ that shit right there just made me blow up in laughter at THE most inappropriate time.
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Toxik
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 •02/20/2012 12:29 AM (UTC) •
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Well, what else is new...
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 •02/20/2012 12:38 AM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
I hate when you're getting a blow job that is just not doing it for you and then you feel bad because the giver is being so enthusiastic and you know that it's all for nothing and then you just jerk yourself off and then they want it in their mouth but for some reason they block your pee hole with their tongue and then you're like ah ow and the orgasm is ruined and it kind of is a very very very very unpleasant feeling to have your orgasm blocked especially after a terrible blow job blah why is this life.


That's why you deepthroat it and choke the bitch
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 •02/20/2012 12:46 AM (UTC) •
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Just playin Devil's Advocate here after reading NS's reply...

*squirmish or sensitive people probably shouldn't read this*

Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
.... but Deep Throating is a pain. If it's too long it makes the lining of your throat incredibly sensitive for a few days afterwards, and the only way to get used to doing it is if the guy's not selfish and is considerate enough to let you ease into it. Sadly from experience, that's not always the case. You get head pushers who kinda force it to happen and I swear, the pain afterwards is worse than a sore throat. Worst thing is when a guy actually likes those who gag, really cant see how that gets anyone off.
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Get that ass BANNED

•02/20/2012 12:49 AM (UTC) •
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Went to Monster Jam. Pretty sweet. My ears ring. Also had a big tit woman get shot out of a cannon and a guy inside of a box with a little bit of TNT in it blew up soooo yeah. My ears.
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 •02/20/2012 01:05 AM (UTC) •
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he mad
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totheark
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 •02/20/2012 01:09 AM (UTC) •
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I love when my Mom get's her taxes done.

I get everything I want after.
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 •02/20/2012 01:15 AM (UTC) •
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(Erik)
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 •02/20/2012 01:36 AM (UTC) •
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What if they can't deep throat though, thus the terrible blowjob. sad
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