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UNdiscovered
07/02/2012 08:08 PM (UTC)
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UlcaTron Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
width > length


True.

In other news, I have received a raise at work. I'm satisfied.

grin


Im proud of you son
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NoobSaibot5
07/02/2012 08:08 PM (UTC)
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FlamingTP Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:


Of course you're not. Did I ever say you were doomed? Did I ever mention, even once, that pleasure is impossible to achieve if you lack in the downstairs department?

I was only speaking from my own perspective there, my opinion on pleasure and sex isn't an absolute and you know that. I would have thought my last sentence in that post would have suggested I was being humerous about my own views but apparently not, at the very least Jaded understood the context I was speaking in. Though something tells me I've backed myself into a corner here and people are going to start twisting my words and losing it because god forbid I brought the subject of sex up and aired an opinion on it.

The fault is mine for not wording that post better, but with all due respect I did say in my post that technique would be the necessity but the values of length and width shouldn't be discredited either. All I've offered is my own personal views and preferences, not the defining law of all things erotic.


a question isn't an attack on your perspective, I didn't view anything said to be hostile either. I'm just not sure if this is a legitimate issue I need to be worried about in life or not.


Oh right! Well apologies then on my behalf, I took the context of what you said wrong in your response.

And no, you've nothing to worry about. From what my girlfriends tell me, most of the time they're at their happiest when a man uses his hands and his mouth anyway, so you're still well in there! wink

Congrats UlcaTron on the raise!! grin
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UNdiscovered
07/02/2012 08:12 PM (UTC)
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uh I love finger fucking you......
except in your ass
there's fresh poo and sometimes crusty doodoo
It gets all over me you you
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Dibula
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07/02/2012 08:14 PM (UTC)
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NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
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Okay, this conversation has been confusing the outright piss out of me. I'm not trying to sound judgemental or snide here, I'll admit I'm simply ignorant. What has me confused between you two is that you are both men, but you are talking about your "mines" and "drill size".

Again, I'll admit I'm ignorant, and personally I don't want to find out, but due to the number of gay friends I have I'm surprised I never asked this before.

How is size between two men just as important to sex between a man and a woman, when most doctors/kinky females/masturbators are able to reach the prostate with just their fingers, which are notably shorter than a penis?


Again, I'm not trying to sound snide by saying "STR8 PEEPOLE ARE MORE TALENTED" or anything, this is a genuine question born from this convo.

I guess TLDR, vaginas are much more complicated than assholes, so why should size be such a factor to sex to gay men? I can understand maybe the aesthetic attraction you may have to it, but idek what is happening in this thread.

Also..erm...the sex thread got shut down..so sorry if this is pushing it lol.


Two things.

First, you're asking a question then saying you're not sure if you want the answer. So I'm not even too sure if I'm supposed to answer this now or not.

Second, the g-spot in a woman and the p-spot in a man are completely different.
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The gspot's biologically located behind the pubic bone at the back of the Urehthral (in a somewhat curved direction), whilst the Prostate is located just below the bladder and behind the pubic bone for males.


From my understanding,
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the prostate can be reached and touched by a finger, but to experience an orgasm with it it needs to be stimulated (and not just from being touched once or twice by a doctor, something needs to be touching off it consistently in a rhythmic pattern for it to be aroused and ultimately lead to an orgasm). The G-spot with women functions similarly, it becomes more prominent and noticeable depending on levels of arousal.


As a rule of thumb, I'm not interested in Vagina's, so I could be totally wrong with that one, but
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from what I understand with both the prostate and the g-spot is that they both need to be stimulated for prolonged periods to reach an orgasm.
Hence why gay men and straight women may make the comment that size is a relative factor.
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You need something to reach it and touch off it easily (which in sex, there's a ryhtym with your body going back and forth, and a small penis runs the risk of slipping out or failing to reach it).



I know that fear of the unknown can often result in people coming across as a little bit ignorant or uninformed, but I see no reason why it can't be discussed maturely. We all have genitals, we're all human, and we all have our primal urges. Plus we're on a forum where characters wear provocative clothing, shoot fireballs from their hands and rip each others guts out, so why a subject that's more grounded in reality can't be discussed perplexes me. confused


Ah, you misunderstood what I meant by "I don't want to find out". To put it bluntly, I meant that, as a straight man, I never want to have a dick in my ass. It's not a homophobic thing or fear of the unknown. I just don't find that attractive or appealing. Thanks for the response though! I think my ignorance stemmed from me not knowing that an orgasm can be achieved through simple prostate stimulation. I knew it could make orgasms much more intense, but I didn't know it could cause them, seeing as how I don't let things find their way up there, haha.
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UNdiscovered
07/02/2012 08:16 PM (UTC)
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would you find it appealing to get your bug toes sucked on?
or having a women step in your spooge?

shit just got weird as fuck
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Icebaby
07/02/2012 08:35 PM (UTC)
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Hope it doesn't rain the next few days. Didn't mind the rain earlier in the week, just not now anymore.
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07/02/2012 09:00 PM (UTC)
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SubMan799
07/02/2012 09:06 PM (UTC)
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30 users online? Is there a new third party DLC for MK?
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07/02/2012 09:22 PM (UTC)
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The last couple pages have been interesting. And I dont mean that sarcastically. I truly mean it was interesting. I pretty much take the same stand of that of dibs, curiousity. The stuff you learn on Drive By. Lol.
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07/02/2012 09:23 PM (UTC)
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
width > length


I've got both, because I'm a boss.
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Jaded-Raven
07/02/2012 09:28 PM (UTC)
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m0s3pH Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
width > length


I've got both, because I'm a boss.


Prove it, or else it's just words on a screen.
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07/02/2012 09:39 PM (UTC)
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Jaded-Raven Wrote:
m0s3pH Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
width > length


I've got both, because I'm a boss.


Prove it, or else it's just words on a screen.


If I could do that without getting banned, you bet your ass I would.
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Jaded-Raven
07/02/2012 09:57 PM (UTC)
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m0s3pH Wrote:
Jaded-Raven Wrote:
m0s3pH Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
width > length


I've got both, because I'm a boss.


Prove it, or else it's just words on a screen.


If I could do that without getting banned, you bet your ass I would.



>.>

PM me with a link of an uploaded picture.
We will meet behind the garbage in the alley at 9pm.
Remember to wear a fedora and a trenchcoat.
You know... to set the theme.
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Zmoke
07/02/2012 10:09 PM (UTC)
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m0s3pH Wrote:
Jaded-Raven Wrote:
m0s3pH Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
width > length

I've got both, because I'm a boss.

Prove it, or else it's just words on a screen.

If I could do that without getting banned, you bet your ass I would.

Out of curiosity: If J-Ra is betting his ass on it and you'll win it – what are you gonna do with the ass?
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NoobSaibot5
07/02/2012 10:09 PM (UTC)
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m0s3pH Wrote:
Jaded-Raven Wrote:
m0s3pH Wrote:
UNdiscovered Wrote:
width > length


I've got both, because I'm a boss.


Prove it, or else it's just words on a screen.


If I could do that without getting banned, you bet your ass I would.



I can confirm. He's Irish. Trust me, it's true ;)

And dibs don't worry, not everyone wants to put cocks up guys asses or be on the recieving end of that either (hell I know of gay men who vehemently loathe the idea of it and refuse to do it, so it's not just the straight guys), you're welcome to ask questions about it if your inquisitive, otherwise it's something you wouldn't have knowledge about.

Gays generally tend to go for other gays too if you're wondering (since a lot of straight guys might mistakenly believe there are legions of gay men out there just waiting to jump their ass...trust me, not the case), in fact it's only ever the sexually confused/conflicted "straight" guys who go for gays looking for hookups, and from what I've heard, they're generally blacklisted by our lot for being so confused and messed up to begin with...way too much trouble going down that route for a bit of peen.

In an entirely other note, I found Tomb Raider 2 the other day and it's quite possibly one of the hardest games EVER. >.< How I completed this as a child continues to elude me.
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Jaded-Raven
07/02/2012 10:16 PM (UTC)
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Gays generally tend to go for other gays too if you're wondering


This is SO true. I can't stand the thought of getting near a straight man's penis. It's probably been inside a vagina... Eww... So gross... Not to mention straight men are really bad at personal hygiene when it comes to their ass, so it is SO not fuck-worthy. Yuck.

Gay men (usually) know what is important to keep clean. Straight men are gross.
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07/02/2012 10:25 PM (UTC)
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Jaded-Raven Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
Gays generally tend to go for other gays too if you're wondering


This is SO true. I can't stand the thought of getting near a straight man's penis. It's probably been inside a vagina... Eww... So gross... Not to mention straight men are really bad at personal hygiene when it comes to their ass, so it is SO not fuck-worthy. Yuck.

Gay men (usually) know what is important to keep clean.


Don't worry. I have several gay friends, so I know the general process of their attractions, and my ego isn't big enough to assume all men and women want me, haha. Although, just to contradict, I have had gay men tell me they wish I was gay multiple times, but they don't try to make it awkward.

People like who they like, and people don't understand that yet. I don't go after every woman I see. You don't go after every guy you see. We're on the same page now, I just was confused about male to male penis size preference, because at first I didn't see why it mattered so much to you all. I get it now.

Also, confession. After I heard about multiple occasions of girls getting a little freaky with their men during oral sex and slipping them a surprise finger, I have this mental crutch now where I have to keep that general area ultra clean, to avoid possible embarrassment from an unexpected nympho encounter. I know, it's a really weird fear, but I know there has to be other straight dudes out there who can relate. Maybe a bit of TMI, but just sticking up for a handful of my bros hahaha.
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Nephrite
07/02/2012 10:26 PM (UTC)
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These last few pages have been so Drive in.
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Jaded-Raven
07/02/2012 10:29 PM (UTC)
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dibula Wrote:
Jaded-Raven Wrote:
NoobSaibot5 Wrote:
Gays generally tend to go for other gays too if you're wondering


This is SO true. I can't stand the thought of getting near a straight man's penis. It's probably been inside a vagina... Eww... So gross... Not to mention straight men are really bad at personal hygiene when it comes to their ass, so it is SO not fuck-worthy. Yuck.

Gay men (usually) know what is important to keep clean.


Don't worry. I have several gay friends, so I know the general process of their attractions, and my ego isn't big enough to assume all men and women want me, haha. Although, just to contradict, I have had gay men tell me they wish I was gay multiple times, but they don't try to make it awkward.

People like who they like, and people don't understand that yet. I don't go after every woman I see. You don't go after every guy you see. We're on the same page now, I just was confused about male to male penis size preference, because at first I didn't see why it mattered so much to you all. I get it now.

Also, confession. After I heard about multiple occasions of girls getting a little freaky with their men during oral sex and slipping them a surprise finger, I have this mental crutch now where I have to keep that general area ultra clean, to avoid possible embarrassment from an unexpected nympho encounter. I know, it's a really weird fear, but I know there has to be other straight dudes out there who can relate. Maybe a bit of TMI, but just sticking up for a handful of my bros hahaha.


I know a few straight guys who enjoy a little butt-play, doesn't make them any more homo or less straight. Sex is sex, it is the attraction to a certain gender that makes up your sexuality, not what kind of sex you like to do with said gender.

That said... would you even enjoy it if a woman did that to you?
Edit: I've got nothing to say here Edit: Actually Nephrite I've got to thank you for that Loreen comparison. My friend/ex keeps bugging me about what I would look like in Drag and now I can just show the images I came across xD
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07/02/2012 10:33 PM (UTC)
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It isn't exactly a matter om me keeping it clean cause I want her too. It's more or less the fact that A. some girls do it without warning and B. personal hygiene is always a good thing.

I don't think I would enjoy it, as it seems way too personal for my tastes. I suppose the only way I'd know is if it happened, and I certainly wouldn't request it, hence the cleanliness.

See the cycle? haha.
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(Erik)
07/02/2012 10:37 PM (UTC)
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I think surprise butt sex is a big no.
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Jaded-Raven
07/02/2012 10:42 PM (UTC)
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(Erik) Wrote:
I think surprise butt sex is a big no.


Depends on who it is.
Complete stranger = Rape.
Boyfriend, partner or lover of some kind and as long the one who gets it doesn't mind = Acceptable
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NoobSaibot5
07/02/2012 10:48 PM (UTC)
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Well personally, I'm all for it if I know who I'm hooking up with. It'll be something I'd talk about to them for a while before going back to theirs, nothing worse than conflict of interests back there. Some men tend to forget it's not like a vagina which lubricates itself naturally. But so long as it's handled delicately and you know what your partner wants out of it, it's actually quite nice.

The only thing I just don't understand at all is
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. Oddly enough I'd seen it being done on a woman in straight porn before and was wondering what the fuck it was for, was shocked to hear it's something that's not exclusive to just one orientation's sexual practices.

That, of all things, would be a complete turn off for me.
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UlcaTron
07/02/2012 10:50 PM (UTC)
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A real nice blunt would be good for the face right now... Oh well.
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