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Baraka407
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•07/24/2012 03:15 PM (UTC) •
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KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
I want to take a girl I know out to eat. But I'm not sure she would think of it as a date. And I sure as fuck don't want to be friend zoned.
Not again...

Just say "hey you wanna go out for a dinner date type of thing?" Her answer should pretty much tell you everything you need to know.
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Anyone have any tips on how to land your first job?

I'm not sure what you're asking. Are you asking how to interview well or are you asking about job-hunting tips? I could probably give you some advice on both if you're interested. Drop me a PM if you need/want a few pointers.
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 •07/24/2012 03:22 PM (UTC) •
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Baraka407, would you mind not double-posting and just editing your initial posts please?
Going to sleep for a few hours, then meeting up with a friend to explore a museum. She better not stand me up...
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 •07/24/2012 03:24 PM (UTC) •
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Baraka407 Wrote:
KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
I want to take a girl I know out to eat. But I'm not sure she would think of it as a date. And I sure as fuck don't want to be friend zoned.

Not again...


Just say "hey you wanna go out for a dinner date type of thing?" Her answer should pretty much tell you everything you need to know.


Did that last time. The last girl made it SOUND like a date, but after we ate she said "Thanks for lunch buddy." Never talked to her again.
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•07/24/2012 03:41 PM (UTC) •
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Jerrod Wrote:
Baraka407, would you mind not double-posting and just editing your initial posts please?
Going to sleep for a few hours, then meeting up with a friend to explore a museum. She better not stand me up...


No problem. I wasn't intending to post again, but just happened to, but I'll try to be more aware of that in the future and avoid double posting. I know that I've done that before, so my bad.
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 •07/24/2012 04:18 PM (UTC) •
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Chryo_Spyder Wrote:
Anybody play Naruto Generations at all?

I dowink
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Get that ass BANNED

•07/24/2012 04:38 PM (UTC) •
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^ Go to the interview naked. They'll hire you for your bold demeanor.


bring another naked guy to bring up that bold demeanor a bit more

Abuse the interviewer if that ain't bold enough.

Abuse him... with your penis.
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 •07/24/2012 04:51 PM (UTC) •
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"We may only have tonight, but till the morning sun your mine. All mine. Play the music low and sway to the Rhythm of Love."
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 •07/24/2012 05:14 PM (UTC) •
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Ed Boon just re-tweeted this.

Scorpion is a real jerk.
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 •07/24/2012 05:28 PM (UTC) •
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Rockchalk5477 Wrote:
Ed Boon just re-tweeted this.

Scorpion is a real jerk.


That made me chuckle. smile
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 •07/24/2012 06:32 PM (UTC) •
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Finally got around to playing the Lightning DLC from FF13-2. Square Enix, I am disappoint.
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 •07/24/2012 06:48 PM (UTC) •
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flameshang Wrote:
Anyone have any tips on how to land your first job?


No. sad

Makes a bit of sense, I won't need a job for quite some time. 15 right now. But that time to find a job will come eventually.
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 •07/24/2012 06:48 PM (UTC) •
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^ Go to the interview naked. They'll hire you for your bold demeanor.


I've actually gone through a job interview with my fly wide open.
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 •07/24/2012 07:06 PM (UTC) •
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dibula Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
^ Go to the interview naked. They'll hire you for your bold demeanor.


I've actually gone through a job interview with my fly wide open.


"Should I slap him with my dick or the mic?" - DMX
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 •07/24/2012 07:18 PM (UTC) •
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I just had a job interview today.
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 •07/24/2012 09:39 PM (UTC) •
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Rockchalk5477 Wrote:
Ed Boon just re-tweeted this.

Scorpion is a real jerk.


That burn is so good it's toasty.
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 •07/24/2012 10:22 PM (UTC) •
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As if the copier at work wasn't enough for me to deal with, I now have to deal with file cabinets that opens whenever it pleases, and refuses to shut when I ask them too...

I gotta kick, shove, shoulder slam, and charge right at them just to close them at least six times before they finally obey. It's like:

File Cabinets: Go away, we want to be free and open!

Me: No, I slammed my knee against one of the corners on you and hurt my elbow, fuck you, I'm closing you!

File Cabinets: Brothers! Open! Slam your files against her face! Ram her into the opposite wall!

Me: *Grabbing my folder of drawings as a shield* Nevar!!!!!

*Epic fighting scene against file cabinets* *File Cabinets closes all*

Didn't even break a sweat!

*Sweats a waterfall, killing a dog*

Shit, killed a dog by sweating...

Metal Gear Awesome reference!
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 •07/24/2012 10:30 PM (UTC) •
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Worked out and I feel great. I feel like I could flip a car, or maybe even that flip on a pogo stick.

Now I just need to get a pogo stick.
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 •07/24/2012 10:38 PM (UTC) •
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Me: No, I slammed my knee against one of the corners on you and hurt my elbow, fuck you, I'm closing you!
You know your File Cabinet is a badass when you hit it with your knee, but your elbow feels the pain.
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 •07/24/2012 10:42 PM (UTC) •
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KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Worked out and I feel great. I feel like I could flip a car, or maybe even that flip on a pogo stick.

Now I just need to get a pogo stick.

Worked out this morning. Felt good.glasses
I can barely get on a pogo stick because I'm heavy ._.
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 •07/24/2012 11:02 PM (UTC) •
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mkwhopper Wrote:
KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Worked out and I feel great. I feel like I could flip a car, or maybe even that flip on a pogo stick.

Now I just need to get a pogo stick.

Worked out this morning. Felt good.glasses
I can barely get on a pogo stick because I'm heavy ._.


It's strange. Working out leaves me feeling exausted, sore, and broken. And yet, I feel accomplished and capable at the same time.
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 •07/24/2012 11:40 PM (UTC) •
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KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
mkwhopper Wrote:
KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Worked out and I feel great. I feel like I could flip a car, or maybe even that flip on a pogo stick.

Now I just need to get a pogo stick.

Worked out this morning. Felt good.glasses
I can barely get on a pogo stick because I'm heavy ._.


It's strange. Working out leaves me feeling exausted, sore, and broken. And yet, I feel accomplished and capable at the same time.


its liek cumming
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 •07/25/2012 12:02 AM (UTC) •
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Jironobou Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
Me: No, I slammed my knee against one of the corners on you and hurt my elbow, fuck you, I'm closing you!
You know your File Cabinet is a badass when you hit it with your knee, but your elbow feels the pain.


They open at random, and those nasty corners just hits you perfectly in a spot on your elbow that makes it numb for at least ten seconds...

That and George Jefferson died.
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 •07/25/2012 01:39 AM (UTC) •
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Re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-replaying Silent Hill on my PS2. My 360 is crapping out on me again, so this is all I've been doing. Filling out job apps at the same time. I've typed "Silent Hill" as my hometown at least twice today by accident...

I need to get the money to buy a new Xbox. Not that I have a problem with playing my SH games.

"What? I'm forced to play Silent Hill? OOOOOOH THE HUMANITY!"
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 •07/25/2012 02:24 AM (UTC) •
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I'm beyond pissed right now.
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