whos down for some cod zombies on ps3

I would but my black ops game has disappeared.

I would but deleted me cuz I wouldn't game share MK Arcade Kollection with you last summer ._.

lol I got a new ps3 anyways so whataya say

I was just bustin your chops

forgive me for being an online arse

my new account is SuperTurboMax

so lemme know if you are down

In retail, when I say have a nice day to a customer I usually mean it. Even if the customer was an asshole, I don't wish them any harm.

"Hello, how are you doing today?"

"Did you find everything all right?"

"Do you have any coupons?"

"Would you like to open a credit card to save 10% on your purchase?"

"Have a nice day."

"This is a survey you can do to save 10% on your next purchase."

That's what my company expects me to say to my customer at the bare minimum. The worst is one time my boss was "surprise auditing" me and watched me check out a customer. I did everything perfectly without knowing he was there except when the receipt was printing I didn't say anything. He had the nerve to tell me that while the receipt is printing, and during any down time I should be engaging in small talk. I think that is ridiculous especially when we already have so much on our script.

Ditto.

Unless the customer is extremely unfriendly, I do mean what I say.

Same here. They have to be true assholes for me not to say anything and/or bite my tongue.

When I wish people a nice day, for me it has become more routine than sincere. If i hit it off with a customer, I'll mean it. But usually, people should just shut the fuck up. I actually had someone get in my face today when I asked if they wanted a bag for their ONE item.

"would you like a bag, sir?"

"No i don't wan't a bag! You think it's okay to just waste trees? Ridiculous!"

My response-:" I'm sorry sir, I'll be sure to be more mindful of the plastic trees."

We don't have paper bags.

He left the store asap.

I lold.

lol

I have a good amount of weed, five pieces, and no one to smoke with. I am disappoint.

Oops, dubs. sowwy.

wait what!? m0s, you smoke!!?!?!?!?

dude that shit can give you cancer and AIDs and such

I'm having an off day already, and it's not even midnight yet. I'm losing focus on stuff and getting confused. :S

...

Noob is losing?!
I call Shenanigans! Shenanigans I say D:< ._.

Smacked out of my skull.

Feeling toasty over here.

I don't want to kill, but someone is making it very difficult not to.

Anyone have any tips on how to land your first job?

^ Go to the interview naked. They'll hire you for your bold demeanor.

I want to take a girl I know out to eat. But I'm not sure she would think of it as a date. And I sure as fuck don't want to be friend zoned.

Not again...

bring another naked guy to bring up that bold demeanor a bit more

Abuse the interviewer if that ain't bold enough.

Good tips, people! *writes 'em down for an anticipated interview*

Anybody play Naruto Generations at all?