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Ricardo Snow
07/30/2012 09:42 PM (UTC)
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does anyone have mediacom internet/cable?

sucks big COCKS
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FlamingTP
07/30/2012 10:07 PM (UTC)
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flameshang Wrote:
does anyone have mediacom internet/cable?

sucks big COCKS


sounds like a crappier comcast.
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Icebaby
07/30/2012 10:08 PM (UTC)
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I think I'm going to do this when I'm ready to have a kid. As long as the husband is perfectly fine with it too.

So, parents have been doing this "I don't want to know the gender of my kid" during their ultrasounds. Instead, the doctor only knows and writes "boy" or "girl" and places it in a sealed envelope. The parents brings it to a baker and the baker fills the inside of the cake either blue or pink.

When the couple cuts the cake, they will find out what gender their kid is. I like that to happe when it's my turn. It just sounds too cute.
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FlamingTP
07/30/2012 10:10 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
I think I'm going to do this when I'm ready to have a kid. As long as the husband is perfectly fine with it too.

So, parents have been doing this "I don't want to know the gender of my kid" during their ultrasounds. Instead, the doctor only knows and writes "boy" or "girl" and places it in a sealed envelope. The parents brings it to a baker and the baker fills the inside of the cake either blue or pink.

When the couple cuts the cake, they will find out what gender their kid is. I like that to happe when it's my turn. It just sounds too cute.


and if it comes out purple?
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KungLaodoesntsuck
07/30/2012 10:28 PM (UTC)
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Finally beat Star Wars Force Unleashed 2. I must say, I really enjoyed it. The story, gameplay, and feel of the game were great. It was nice to play as Starkiller once again.

My only gripe with the game is much like the first one, it was way too short.
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Icebaby
07/30/2012 10:32 PM (UTC)
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FlamingTP Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
I think I'm going to do this when I'm ready to have a kid. As long as the husband is perfectly fine with it too.

So, parents have been doing this "I don't want to know the gender of my kid" during their ultrasounds. Instead, the doctor only knows and writes "boy" or "girl" and places it in a sealed envelope. The parents brings it to a baker and the baker fills the inside of the cake either blue or pink.

When the couple cuts the cake, they will find out what gender their kid is. I like that to happe when it's my turn. It just sounds too cute.


and if it comes out purple?


Either twins where it's a boy and a girl and the baker fucks up... Or the baby is both gendered.
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07/30/2012 11:02 PM (UTC)
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07/30/2012 11:15 PM (UTC)
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m0s3pH Wrote:




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07/30/2012 11:17 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
I think I'm going to do this when I'm ready to have a kid. As long as the husband is perfectly fine with it too.

So, parents have been doing this "I don't want to know the gender of my kid" during their ultrasounds. Instead, the doctor only knows and writes "boy" or "girl" and places it in a sealed envelope. The parents brings it to a baker and the baker fills the inside of the cake either blue or pink.

When the couple cuts the cake, they will find out what gender their kid is. I like that to happe when it's my turn. It just sounds too cute.


Sorry, I had to do it
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Icebaby
07/30/2012 11:21 PM (UTC)
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devilwithin Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
I think I'm going to do this when I'm ready to have a kid. As long as the husband is perfectly fine with it too.

So, parents have been doing this "I don't want to know the gender of my kid" during their ultrasounds. Instead, the doctor only knows and writes "boy" or "girl" and places it in a sealed envelope. The parents brings it to a baker and the baker fills the inside of the cake either blue or pink.

When the couple cuts the cake, they will find out what gender their kid is. I like that to happe when it's my turn. It just sounds too cute.


Sorry, I had to do it


Haha, to be honest, that would be even more hysterical if the cake did lie and it turned out to be the opposite after birth.

But yet... them baby shower gifts would be a bitch to deal with... Well, only those that are specifically for that particular gender. I mean, there's no such thing as an all-male baby chair. Or an all-female crib.
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Zmoke
07/30/2012 11:54 PM (UTC)
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Sometimes I'm shocked by the ratio of dragons and skulls distributed.
(When is the last time you saw three dragon points?)Other times I'm thrilled by a flame fest to follow.
Every day I'm shoveling.


If the cake's inside would be purple, the baby could born intersexual.
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UNdiscovered
07/30/2012 11:58 PM (UTC)
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so here i am

im fucking back

im fuckin cracks

on the backs

I dont mess with sacks

now here i am on the mko drive by

people talkin bout cake and kids

2 of my favorite

i like one after the other

but I dont tell the mu uh ther

If im feelin juicy I fuh her too

Oh thats the life of a fucked up pimp

I forgot to mention I got a gun

I aint afraid to pop someone
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07/31/2012 12:00 AM (UTC)
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Zmoke Wrote:
Sometimes I'm shocked by the ratio of dragons and skulls distributed.
(When is the last time you saw three dragon points?)Other times I'm thrilled by a flame fest to follow.
Every day I'm shoveling.


If the cake's inside would be purple, the baby could born intersexual.


Yeah mods really try to cut back on the amount of dragon points given like their fucking sacred and scarce
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J-spit
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07/31/2012 12:02 AM (UTC)
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I just want things to be normal. And it's difficult as fuck.
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Icebaby
07/31/2012 12:03 AM (UTC)
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Or maybe users should stop acting childish that deserves them skulls in the first place. No one needs to be skulled if they can hold back on the insults or doing things that gives them skulls. We can see random dragon points though.

But that's just my opinion.
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(Erik)
07/31/2012 12:04 AM (UTC)
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The only way you can get DPs on this website is by submitting art work.

I am going to go submit my first artwork and see what happens.

Spoiler.
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Icebaby
07/31/2012 12:07 AM (UTC)
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The only issue that I have with the fan submission is that people generally hand out random amounts of DP's to the artist without saying anything. I agree to whoever thought of a clever thing that was stated in a picture that there should be a list that either the artist or everyone can see where you see everyone that gave 0-5 DP's for the artwork, so it shows who voted for what and not really be silent about it.

But then again, this would never fly, because then users would stop using that voting system altogether. Some might, but not a handful of them.
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07/31/2012 12:09 AM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
Or maybe users should stop acting childish that deserves them skulls in the first place. No one needs to be skulled if they can hold back on the insults or doing things that gives them skulls. We can see random dragon points though.

But that's just my opinion.


the point/skull system is useless anyways
It will all be gone when happens
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07/31/2012 12:16 AM (UTC)
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Tired. Needing some loving and sad that I may have tarnished a friendship.
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07/31/2012 12:37 AM (UTC)
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J-spit Wrote:
Tired. Needing some loving and sad that I may have tarnished a friendship.


If you feelin sad and lonely

I hit yo ass up

take you to coney

get you a coney dog

get you in the mob

get rich

get a brand new custom made bitch

you be a old ass ritchie rich

get you a trailer so we can cook shit up

I got a really nice quality recipe

make a nice ass cake for your birthday

then we remember today

hit the studio dive into mary janes ass

put on a spidey suit

shit out some spidey poo

play some poker with a jew I never new

then I dip with the jew and poo on your porch

This is the story of how I fucked you and became a whore

so never make me bore or youll end up like number 4 out the door
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J-spit
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07/31/2012 01:09 AM (UTC)
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^ Interesting. Please don't come near my anus.
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07/31/2012 01:25 AM (UTC)
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J-spit Wrote:
^ Interesting. Please don't come near my anus.


now I understand
your really shy

but its ok

ill let it fly

theres much more to you

than your butthole

theres so much room

for me to score

so when Im done im out the door

I know that you

save the best for someones else

you fucking bitch

I made us
I hate us
I thought no one could break us

ooooooooooooooooh

I thought we would be famous

I know you hate it when your

not without my anus

so hit the bus

get the fack out

I know your used to that

I beat you with a baseball bat

you got a nice sexy shape

but ill make you look fat

stuff your mouth with oreos

make you an oreo whoreo

imma be like bitch how you like that

yo be like thats was delicious

Imma get suspicious

then all viscous

pull out my gun

no more fun
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Get that ass BANNED

07/31/2012 01:25 AM (UTC)
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J-spit Wrote:
^ Interesting. Please don't come near my anus.

All that just from "hittin up yo ass" Run J-spit , run.
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07/31/2012 01:31 AM (UTC)
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Murcielago Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
^ Interesting. Please don't come near my anus.

All that just from "hittin up yo ass" Run J-spit , run.


I reaaly like your name

its not plain

its spicy its zesty

oh it makes me feel sexy

I rub myself with with gourmet italian dressing

make me your salad

top me off with whatever you like

I swear I will last you all damn night

both of us fly off like a kite

into imaginationland

and from there just give me your hand

we gonna chill up there

we gon do allot of shit

its really gonna be fun

my bum will be exposed

ill get you allot of hoes

they will suck your toes

thats just the beginning

I can see it all

we gon be winning
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