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 •07/31/2012 03:37 AM (UTC) •
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What the fuck do you do about a cockblocker who always pops up the most undesired of times? This guy claims to be my friend yet he always fucking pops up whenever I'm trying to make moves on a girl, even if me and the girl move to another room in order to continue our talking, there he goes. Do I just beat the shit out of him or tell him to fuck off or something?
Ask if he's doing it intentionally, he might be secretly insecure and doesn't like his friends running away from him for no apparent reason.
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 •07/31/2012 03:39 AM (UTC) •
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whats cockblocking

if its some weird sex motion then dont tell me


I seriously hope you're bluffing...

It's like Milaana not knowing what "morning wood" is about.
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•07/31/2012 03:42 AM (UTC) •
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Siklootd, where have you been? Long time no see.

Hey man, yeah it's been a while for me hasn't it? I've been dealing with life problems lately, but I think I've got most of them sorted out now so I'll be dropping in as much as I can again. Between work, trying to form a band, going out with friends and trying like hell to hook up with this one chick I know, I barely had time for anything. Have more free time now. How you been?


Does he realize he's cockblocking? You have to find out if it's accidental or intentional. Bros before hos. But not if he's not a bro worth keeping around.

Well, considering the fact that he knows I like her, he sees her wanting to talk to me...alone, yet he follows us, I think he's doing it intentionally. God help me if he is. Lately he'll see that I'm texting a lot on my phone, and he has to know it's to her, well now if he sees me texting a lot, he'll text her. I know because she texts me asking me if I know why he's texting her. If he's hanging out with me and she texts me telling me she wants to see me and I tell him I'm going to see her, guess who tags along? I really think he knows what he's doing, or he's just really really oblivious, if that's possible to be that oblivious.
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 •07/31/2012 03:44 AM (UTC) •
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Siklootd Wrote:Well, considering the fact that he knows I like her, he sees her wanting to talk to me...alone, yet he follows us, I think he's doing it intentionally. God help me if he is. Lately he'll see that I'm texting a lot on my phone, and he has to know it's to her, well now if he sees me texting a lot, he'll text her. I know because she texts me asking me if I know why he's texting her. If he's hanging out with me and she texts me telling me she wants to see me and I tell him I'm going to see her, guess who tags along? I really think he knows what he's doing, or he's just really really oblivious, if that's possible to be that oblivious.


That's like a level 5 cockblocker. You really have to have a man to man chat with him. We can only speculate, but you can get down to the truth.
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•07/31/2012 03:51 AM (UTC) •
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(Erik) Wrote:
Siklootd Wrote:Well, considering the fact that he knows I like her, he sees her wanting to talk to me...alone, yet he follows us, I think he's doing it intentionally. God help me if he is. Lately he'll see that I'm texting a lot on my phone, and he has to know it's to her, well now if he sees me texting a lot, he'll text her. I know because she texts me asking me if I know why he's texting her. If he's hanging out with me and she texts me telling me she wants to see me and I tell him I'm going to see her, guess who tags along? I really think he knows what he's doing, or he's just really really oblivious, if that's possible to be that oblivious.


That's like a level 5 cockblocker. You really have to have a man to man chat with him. We can only speculate, but you can get down to the truth.

I'm going to pull a Chris Hansen on his ass tomorrow and tell him "Just have a seat, have a seat right there. What do you think you're doing?" grin Seriously I'm going to have to talk to him tomorrow and tell him that he's being a cockblock, whether he knows it or not. If he doesn't realize it, then pointing it out will make him stop, but I don't know how he'll react if he's doing it on purpose. Luckily I'm bigger than he is, in case I've got to drop some elbows on him, grin
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 •07/31/2012 03:59 AM (UTC) •
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It's weird how girls don't really have... vaj... stuffers... Yes?
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 •07/31/2012 04:01 AM (UTC) •
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It's weird how girls don't really have... vaj... stuffers... Yes?
what happened to your boyfriend?
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 •07/31/2012 04:03 AM (UTC) •
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FlamingTP Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
It's weird how girls don't really have... vaj... stuffers... Yes?
what happened to your boyfriend?


Huh?
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 •07/31/2012 04:04 AM (UTC) •
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Its an awful pity when men don't know how to communicate. I mean really, since when was it more appropriate to ask my sexual preference before asking my name?

I'm not a prude but I would appreciate it if guys didn't always think with their cocks.
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 •07/31/2012 04:05 AM (UTC) •
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FlamingTP Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
It's weird how girls don't really have... vaj... stuffers... Yes?
what happened to your boyfriend?
I think the closest term I can think of is like a twat swatter, if you're referring to the female equivalent of a cock blocker
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 •07/31/2012 04:06 AM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
It's weird how girls don't really have... vaj... stuffers... Yes?


They do, it's still called cockblocking.
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 •07/31/2012 04:10 AM (UTC) •
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honestly i dont know

is it like stopping the stew from spilling out the pot?
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 •07/31/2012 04:12 AM (UTC) •
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Cockblockers are the worst.

You two need time alone? Let me join you.

Are you fucking kidding me?
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•07/31/2012 04:12 AM (UTC) •
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
honestly i dont know

is it like stopping the stew from spilling out the pot?

Are you serious? If so a cockblocker is a person who prevents you from getting laid by doing something stupid that kills the mood between the two people who are trying to hookup. Cockblockers are evil and should be shot!
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 •07/31/2012 04:12 AM (UTC) •
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Jironobou Wrote:
FlamingTP Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
It's weird how girls don't really have... vaj... stuffers... Yes?
what happened to your boyfriend?
I think the closest term I can think of is like a twat swatter, if you're referring to the female equivalent of a cock blocker


That's the word. "Swatter" couldn't think of it. Thanks!
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 •07/31/2012 04:14 AM (UTC) •
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Siklootd Wrote:
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honestly i dont know

is it like stopping the stew from spilling out the pot?

Are you serious? If so a cockblocker is a person who prevents you from getting laid by doing something stupid that kills the mood between the two people who are trying to hookup. Cockblockers are evil and should be shot!


ok
honestly though I had no clue

I wouldn't know about that kind of shit
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•07/31/2012 04:25 AM (UTC) •
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KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Cockblockers are the worst.

You two need time alone? Let me join you.

Are you fucking kidding me?

That's exactly how it works! They see a girl approach you and ask to be alone with you, so the two of you leave, but the cockblocker leaves and follows you too. I always have this look in my eye that basically says "Dude, are you serious?"
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 •07/31/2012 04:25 AM (UTC) •
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 •07/31/2012 04:34 AM (UTC) •
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Siklootd Wrote:
What the fuck do you do about a cockblocker who always pops up the most undesired of times? This guy claims to be my friend yet he always fucking pops up whenever I'm trying to make moves on a girl, even if me and the girl move to another room in order to continue our talking, there he goes. Do I just beat the shit out of him or tell him to fuck off or something?

Talk to the idiot and tell him to back off when you're with a gal. If you must, drag him to the side, and tell him to get himself a drink and find some other way to entertain himself.
Edit: Wow, I got to the party late on this one. It sounds like he's doing it intentionally. It's obsessive, it's not right, and needs to be dealt with, because he'll keep on doing it if you don't sort it out. If it keeps up, then dump the idiot.
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 •07/31/2012 04:34 AM (UTC) •
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Why is it so hard to find someone who'll love you and treat you right?

Men are selfish, inconsiderate assholes, and women are stubborn, spiteful control freaks.

Well, not all of them... I guess.

But does it really have to be this friggin' hard? Hell, I was blessed with an orientation that allows me to have a general attraction to twice as many people as the average person, and I still can't find anyone good.

What the hell, man?
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 •07/31/2012 04:36 AM (UTC) •
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KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Cockblockers are the worst.

You two need time alone? Let me join you.

Are you fucking kidding me?


That's when you take the girl, move her out of the way, and punch the guy between the nose.

Riyakou Wrote:
Why is it so hard to find someone who'll love you and treat you right?

Men are selfish, inconsiderate assholes, and women are stubborn, spiteful control freaks.

Well, not all of them... I guess.

But does it really have to be this friggin' hard? Hell, I was blessed with an orientation that allows me to have a general attraction to twice as many people as the average person, and I still can't find anyone good.

What the hell, man?



You'll find someone. I know this probably gets over-said a lot, but always look in the right places. You'll know what those places are, and no, they're not bars. Haha, no way.
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 •07/31/2012 04:52 AM (UTC) •
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My cockblocking story is considerably worse.

My girlfriend and I were in my room watching tv on my bed, with the occassional kiss here or there. The mood strikes and we are making out.

My friend walks into my room and says "Hey guys, whatcha doing?" I was very pissed. I replied "Nothing much, just watching tv." He then broke into a full blown conversation about religion. I was seething with anger.
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Get that ass BANNED

•07/31/2012 04:53 AM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Cockblockers are the worst.

You two need time alone? Let me join you.

Are you fucking kidding me?


That's when you take the girl, move her out of the way, and punch the guy between the nose.

Exactly. It's happened to me once. Me and my 3 friends were at the mall and one of my old friends I haven't seen for years is working at the orange Julius and I about to go up and talk to her and here he comes waltzing along like its his business. I don't usually go up girls and start chatting, but when someone does that to a friend of mine, regardless if he's a friend as well, that pisses me off.
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 •07/31/2012 04:58 AM (UTC) •
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Murcielago Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Cockblockers are the worst.

You two need time alone? Let me join you.

Are you fucking kidding me?


That's when you take the girl, move her out of the way, and punch the guy between the nose.

Exactly. It's happened to me once. Me and my 3 friends were at the mall and one of my old friends I haven't seen for years is working at the orange Julius and I about to go up and talk to her and here he comes waltzing along like its his business. I don't usually go up girls and start chatting, but when someone does that to a friend of mine, regardless if he's a friend as well, that pisses me off.


I find it kind of funny how a guy can do pretty much anything that his mind sets to just to get the girl, whether or not he's doing it right in front of you, or he's dropping the "I'm better than this guy over here, it's all about me, me, and, oh-yeah, me" stories. I've always wanted to see a guy get punched or have something happen. Hasn't yet.
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 •07/31/2012 05:13 AM (UTC) •
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I have to try that
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