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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.
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Jironobou Wrote:
I haven't played MapleStory since like 2007. Now it's on Steam and I want to see how it held up...
aaaaand I'm doneI haven't played MapleStory since like 2007. Now it's on Steam and I want to see how it held up...


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Beat MGS4 yesterday, so I decide to do a second playthrough.
Beat Act 1 with no kills.
End of Act 2 I had 125 kills.
What the hell happened?
Beat Act 1 with no kills.
End of Act 2 I had 125 kills.
What the hell happened?


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Get that ass BANNED
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I remember raping everyone with the 50 cal. God I fucking loved that weapon.

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*Equip The Patriot*
DUM DUM DUM DUM...
Shit just got real.
DUM DUM DUM DUM...
Shit just got real.


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Icebaby Wrote:
He walked right into that one!
Sha-zing!
Riyakou Wrote:
Jesus Christ died for our sins.
redman Wrote:
Jesus fucking Christ. Why does everyone have to talk about Death ALL the fucking time?
Jesus fucking Christ. Why does everyone have to talk about Death ALL the fucking time?
Jesus Christ died for our sins.
He walked right into that one!
Sha-zing!
Bazinga



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LOL @ people who update their Facebook statuses 5x a day.

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Hey protip guys Eating 5 pieces of buttered bread and washing it down with Cheap Cherry Cola is NOT a recommended snack.


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I like how Black Cat's power of luck is underrated. Here is what Stan Lee said about it in an interview:
QUESTION: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
STAN LEE: Luck.
QUESTION: That's a modest superpower. Why luck?
STAN LEE: Because if you have that, you have everything. The more I think about it, that would be the greatest power. If someone shoots at you, the bullet, it would miss you.
QUESTION: If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
STAN LEE: Luck.
QUESTION: That's a modest superpower. Why luck?
STAN LEE: Because if you have that, you have everything. The more I think about it, that would be the greatest power. If someone shoots at you, the bullet, it would miss you.
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Unless something changed, Black Cat only inflicts bad luck on others (like the superstition). For good luck, you want a guy like Longshot. Who was certainly damn lucky to get away with being so lame for so long and still be in print. Shinyeyestupidhairlameidiotxmenfans.
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The best superpower would have to be Zack's timeout ability from Saved by the Bell


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Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
Unless something changed, Black Cat only inflicts bad luck on others (like the superstition).
Unless something changed, Black Cat only inflicts bad luck on others (like the superstition).
From Marvel Universe Website:
The Black Cat seems to be superhumanly agile. Also, she apparently possesses uncanny luck, resulting in good fortune for her and bad fortune for others around her.
Also:

And here she clearly states that she has bad luck powers, but if you read what happened, you realize that they both got really lucky thanks to her powers. I think luck and bad luck is like the yin and the yang, I like to think of it as two sides of a coin. If you control one, it automatically affects the other. Good luck for her - bad luck for the others.



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SubMan799 Wrote:
The best superpower would have to be Zack's timeout ability from Saved by the Bell
The best superpower would have to be Zack's timeout ability from Saved by the Bell
He's such an underrated superhero.
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Ha! Fair enough. Gonna have to play the grumpy old man card.
Strikes me as a very lazy way of acknowledging and/or repurposing the sometimes beneficial consequences of inflicting bad luck on others. Doesn't need it, spoils the poetry and cleanliness of an otherwise welcome gimmick. Moan, moan, moan.
Strikes me as a very lazy way of acknowledging and/or repurposing the sometimes beneficial consequences of inflicting bad luck on others. Doesn't need it, spoils the poetry and cleanliness of an otherwise welcome gimmick. Moan, moan, moan.


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Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
Ha! Fair enough. Gonna have to play the grumpy old man card.
Strikes me as a very lazy way of acknowledging and/or repurposing the sometimes beneficial consequences of inflicting bad luck on others. Doesn't need it, spoils the poetry and cleanliness of an otherwise welcome gimmick. Moan, moan, moan.
Ha! Fair enough. Gonna have to play the grumpy old man card.
Strikes me as a very lazy way of acknowledging and/or repurposing the sometimes beneficial consequences of inflicting bad luck on others. Doesn't need it, spoils the poetry and cleanliness of an otherwise welcome gimmick. Moan, moan, moan.
I understand your point. I totally agree that it does make sense to give bad luck powers to a black cat.
But in a way, when you inflict bad luck on everyone around but you, it does make you the lucky one doesn't it, gramps?
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YingYeung Wrote:
But in a way, when you inflict bad luck on everyone around but you, it does make you the lucky one doesn't it, gramps?
But in a way, when you inflict bad luck on everyone around but you, it does make you the lucky one doesn't it, gramps?
I dunno. How do all of you guys feel?
Haw!

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You know what MKO needs? More artificially programmed fembots female users, as now they all seem to have shut down for the time being until their systems can be rebooted disappeared and moved on from MKO. 


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Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
I dunno. How do all of you guys feel?
Haw!
YingYeung Wrote:
But in a way, when you inflict bad luck on everyone around but you, it does make you the lucky one doesn't it, gramps?
But in a way, when you inflict bad luck on everyone around but you, it does make you the lucky one doesn't it, gramps?
I dunno. How do all of you guys feel?
Haw!
Like I hit the jackpot ! Hahaha
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