My boner is a loner. Sigh

Hand, pussy, or butthole could be a dick's friend.

All jokes aside, I'm sorry that your boner is feeling like a cockroach right now.

Survived first week of college. And any one of those can by my dick's friend (hesitant on the third one though)

Butthole goes either or.

And congrats with the surviving. You don't have Monday off right?

I remember reading all the statuses about freshmen in college realizing that they don't have holidays off with the exception of Thanksgiving break, Winter break, and Spring break.

Only if she cleaned it.

I do not maam, gotta go school from 1:30 to 8:30.

And thanks.

"The PlayStation 4 will reportedly support the new super-HD 4K resolution, according to an industry source. With a compatible TV set, that means the PS4 will be able to show images in four times the resolution of 1080p."

Is that kind of quality necessary?

:0

I'm still hearing how there's not going to be a Playstation 4, it's just going to be a lot of more mass updates. They're going to come out with a slimmer model soon that will have more storage tag along with it.

And no, that kind of quality isn't necessary. I just want a system that can handle today's games.

@ SubMan

Research, whether it produces results or not, is far more beneficial than awareness or effectively sitting on one's hands about the subject.

I just got home from work, a 4 hour shift turned into a 9 hour shift because some people didn't show up. Wouldn't be a problem except I left my skin lotion (to prevent my tattoo from getting all dried out and itchy while it's healing) at home, thinking I wouldn't need it since I was only working 4 hours. My face when I was finally able to put it on my arm:

Not necessary since nobody has TVs like that, but nice that they'd support it. PS3 barely does 1080p currently though so I don't see why any developer would shoot for 4K resolution like that.



But it's still the exact same hardware as it was 6 years ago. PS4 will happen.



Is that not what we already have?

As of right now, I am Playstation-less until tomorrow, so I don't technically have it.

(They had to replace the laser...)

But, I don't care for new hardware where I'm suddenly playing 3d and all these other random and wild rumors I'm hearing that the PS4 is going to do. I just want a system where it plays games and DVDs. That's what I meant.

I'm not going to doubt that there might be another Playstation coming out, but I'm not going to believe that it'll be out as soon as possible by the next two years. I just don't see it happening.

Really?

C'mere

As much as the puppy looks so sad... it's so FUCKING adorable!!!

I think we're rebuilding. I got some smoke and I wanna share it with her.

Hope I see her soon.

chucky.

I'm gonna' jack it where the sun always shines.
(He's gonna jack it)
Been spreading the word and now I need to ease my mind
(jackin' it, oh)
Been planting apple seeds, and while the apples grow
I'm gonna go out jackin' it in San Diego.

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, jackin' it, spankety-smack.

I don't need no shirt no, gonna' take them pants right off.
(he's about to jack it)
On such a bright day, who needs underwear or socks?
(jack it, jack it, ho!)
Been around god's country, and there's one thing I know,
There's no better place for jackin' it than San Diego!

Jack it, jack it, jackety-jack
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.

JACKING FOR THE LORD!

whistling

Come to San Diego
There's so much to see...
From the sparkling waters of Mission Bay,
to the warm tortillas of Old Town.
And after a day of sightseeing,
why not try spankin' it on one of our city streets?
San Diego, come, take a load off.

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack.
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
A-whackin' it, whackin' it, whackety-whack.
Spankin' it, jerkin' it, smackety-smack.

The cars are passing me by,
they honk and say hello.
(Hey, that guy's jackin' it!)
From his window there's a guy shootin' video.
(video of them jackin' it)
And if the good lord Jesus comes knocking on my do'
Just tell him that I'm jackin' it in San Diego.

Jackin' it, jackin' it, jackety-jack,
Spankin' it, spankin' it, smackety-smack.
(He's about to jack it)
Jackin' it Jack, jackin' it Jack
Whack, whackin' it, whackin' it.
Whackey, whackey, spank spank, smackety-smack.

What the fuck?

so does James Woods do VA on skyrim?

Kony 2012, dude.

He's jacking it down in San Diego

Things have been relatively good for too long. Something bad is coming...

I wanted to do the colour run, and the zombie run, and many other runs, and even a half marathon, but I just don't like how they are so expensive.

I don't plan on watching the show "2 Broke Girls" but I just heard quite possibly the most accurate words ever in a commercial for the show.

"Twitter is stupid. Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read."

hey y dont u go get that sig

OH YA you reminded me.