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SubMan799
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 •10/06/2012 12:05 AM (UTC) •
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yo SubMan799, you wanna go play ball or go to this Mortal Kombat tournament?

Fuck that, I'd rather to sit on my computer for four hours taking a defensive driving exam! YYEEEAAHHHH!!!!!
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Ricardo Snow
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 •10/06/2012 12:23 AM (UTC) •
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Okay i know you guys have told me 1000000 times that you hate baseball, but you seriously NEED to see what happened in this ATL vs STL Wildcard Playoff game

ATL fans started throwing shit on the field. i had so much respect for ATL and lost it all. so disgusting
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acidslayer
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 •10/06/2012 12:39 AM (UTC) •
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happy birthday flameshang. let us know what you got and have a good 1.
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 •10/06/2012 01:05 AM (UTC) •
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flameshang Wrote:
hey you guys(:


Hey, Flameshang!

coltess Wrote:
flameshang Wrote:
GUYS guess what today is?
Birthday. Have a happy one.


Happy burfday, Flame! Eat cake and recieve presents!

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m0s3pH
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 •10/06/2012 01:13 AM (UTC) •
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •10/06/2012 02:57 AM (UTC) •
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New stupid Jiroic idea of the day... rename the boot or immune into band or stand...

ur band, u stand.
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Icebaby
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 •10/06/2012 04:35 AM (UTC) •
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I have never heard any girl brag about how good an orgasm was like until today... But I must say, these stories are legit fake. Just by looking at these two girls definitely gave me the impression that they're just trying to impress each other by acting like a slut, despite that they're total virgins who no guy feels like taking their v-card away from them unless their stupidly drunk and will not have any kind of memory whatsoever the previous night.

And when they realized that they just took their v-cards, they are going to succumb into probably a small depression for about a week or two. The girl is either going to think that there's a relationship between the two, without realizing that the guy was literally drunk the other day, and really believes that there's a strong connection amongst them.

But all in seriousness, if you could have just heard the stories that were coming out of these two girls' mouths, you'd understand this scenario completely and would believe me. All I have to say is that I have yet to meet a guy who gets turned on by muffin tops and mashed potato legs.
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 •10/06/2012 04:40 AM (UTC) •
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Jironobou Wrote:
ur band

rampant gimmick infringement imho

sick of band shovd down mah throt
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(Erik)
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 •10/06/2012 04:45 AM (UTC) •
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So exhausted, but never sleepy.
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Coltess
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 •10/06/2012 05:31 AM (UTC) •
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I don't understand Bronyism...


Now If you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch more Doctor Who.
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 •10/06/2012 06:01 AM (UTC) •
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Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
Jironobou Wrote:
ur band

rampant gimmick infringement imho

sick of band shovd down mah throt


tbqh it was invented by jericho ok
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 •10/06/2012 07:05 AM (UTC) •
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coltess Wrote:
I don't understand Bronyism...
Now If you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch more Doctor Who.


I'm getting the vibe that you're making it sound like we're some sort of cult. O.o

We just like a TV show that happens to have good writing, humor, and characters with their own depthful personalities. Nothing out of the ordinary from what people like about other TV shows. The primary difference to outsiders about this show is that it is intended for young girls.

Get past the stereotypes is all I'm saying.

>Doctor Who
You are excused. See you later!
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 •10/06/2012 07:38 AM (UTC) •
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m0s3pH Wrote:
Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
Jironobou Wrote:
ur band

rampant gimmick infringement imho

sick of band shovd down mah throt


tbqh it was invented by jericho ok

rigged
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Coltess
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 •10/06/2012 09:11 AM (UTC) •
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5 AM, been watching Doctor Who for hours now. Time for something light, but not entirely different from Who. The perfect solution? Mr. Bean! Man, I wish I new Mr. Bean was on Netflix earlier, I remember being really little and watching it with my brothers.
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Murcielago
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Get that ass BANNED

•10/06/2012 09:21 AM (UTC) •
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Watched alot of pokemon shit. The Pokemon World Tournament on Black and White 2 has got to be the greatest thing ever added in a pokemon game. Although, I'm a little bummed they didn't add the Elite 4, just the champions and gym leaders.

Oh well, still pretty damn cool. Remixed versions of their regional themes makes my dick ROCK HARD.
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BradJRice
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5K62bt6Sw4&feature=player_embedded

 •10/06/2012 09:52 AM (UTC) •
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Ugh... Just got out for the night. I was an exta in Michael Biehn's new movie Tapped. One more day of filming, monday at 2pm.
Been ages since I've been on here. Hope everyone's doing well
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5K62bt6Sw4&feature=player_embedded

 •10/06/2012 09:53 AM (UTC) •
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Also..Icebaby got a tumbler?! Is it like Batman's?! Sweet! Umm..Can you give me a lift, please? I just need a ride to the store for some more cigars
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Nephrite
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 •10/06/2012 10:52 AM (UTC) •
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Happy birthday Nicholas Cage! wink
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Icebaby
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 •10/06/2012 12:15 PM (UTC) •
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Football day!
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UlcaTron
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 •10/06/2012 02:56 PM (UTC) •
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coltess Wrote:
I don't understand Bronyism...


Now If you'll excuse me, I'm off to watch more Doctor Who.


Gross you watch that show? At least you don't watch My little pony...
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J-spit
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 •10/06/2012 03:54 PM (UTC) •
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I never knew there were so many Who fans. They and pony fans really wear it on their sleeve.

Also, Murc, I think this is the second time I've read about your rock hard dick. Is this a trend?

MOAR. I got distracted and my sister's side mirror payed for it. I feel so damn bad. If it weren't illegal to drive without one of your side mirrors, I'd have the remedy. I'm still determined.
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(Erik)
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 •10/06/2012 05:48 PM (UTC) •
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I need to go to the bank. I can either eat and drive there, or I can run. It'd be a good 5 miles, but I don't know if my pay checks will get ruined by sweat.
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Icebaby
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 •10/06/2012 06:42 PM (UTC) •
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KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Craziest news story I have ever read


That's insane.
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 •10/06/2012 06:58 PM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Craziest news story I have ever read


That's insane.


When someone takes vigilante justice too damn far.

I now understand the poliece's problem with it.
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