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Jiro
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11/02/2012 01:29 AM (UTC)
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A female nurse comes in, takes the needle, and basically made her total badass for finding a vein in my right arm to inject.

For some reason, I have little to no understanding why very old women tend to get the needles in perfectly fine within a matter of three seconds.

Heroin addiction
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11/02/2012 01:35 AM (UTC)
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The best thing about school is fucking around in class whenever there's a sub. It's so much fun.
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Jiro
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11/02/2012 01:53 AM (UTC)
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Sekktor Wrote:
The best thing about school is fucking around in class whenever there's a sub. It's so much fun.
kind of childish and disrespectful, but whatever
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Coltess
11/02/2012 02:00 AM (UTC)
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I'm sleepy but I wanna watch the news.







I'm fucking old...
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Icebaby
11/02/2012 03:16 AM (UTC)
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Fucking Yes!

Wiebe! Wiebe! Screw Billy Mitchell and his cheating ways.
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legoslayer10
11/02/2012 08:28 PM (UTC)
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I'm pissed! (Warning; Long post)
I came over to my grandma's house, and I was looking forward to be able to go to my brother-in-law's house and play Guitar Hero. (I actually have my own. but he has a drum kit and I don't.) Now I can't beat "Fury of the Storm" by DragonForce on Expert or Hard and get my achievement. Or just drum for fun. That sucks! Oh well, we still have Halo and COD, along with other insruments.

In other news, I get to see my crush tomorrow after a conflict between me and anotther girl I like. But apparently, my current cling is depressed, and the girl whom I had another cruch on is taken after quite the different piece of history where I was about to ask her out, and my friend who knew I was going to ask her out came up and pulled me away before I could, and she left before I got my chance. Later on in the day, when I got my next chance, I figured out, somebody asked her out just 15 minutes before that. That, my friends, is the epitome of teenage troubles- girls.

So, basicaslly I'm stuck staying single even longer without the excitement I get from Guitar Hero drums. So... I have some time on my hands.

Anybody got any ideas for songs I should create on Guitar Hero Warriors of Rock? I know how I can do it. Or give me advice on my awful life. Or, the best choice, crack a joke or two.
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Coltess
11/02/2012 08:38 PM (UTC)
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My first show today. Pretty damn nervous
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Zmoke
11/02/2012 09:17 PM (UTC)
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coltess Wrote:
I'm sleepy but I wanna watch the news.
I'm fucking old-fashioned...

A news feed in your browser is a lot better: you can get the news hours earlier – the news you care about – accurately and with a full coverage.

coltess Wrote:
My first show today. Pretty damn nervous

GL!

Green Lantern

Good Luck

P.S. You're merely giving out your voice. I think you'll do fine. Could you provide a link to the show? Privately? Publicly? Secretly? Godspeed
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SubMan799
11/02/2012 11:09 PM (UTC)
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edit: well that didn't work out zmoke how did you make the text shake. What's going on i don't even know
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Ricardo Snow
11/02/2012 11:16 PM (UTC)
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just thinking about how hard i made everyone laugh the other day on xbox.

i was being quiet and they were talking shit and so they called me and they heard my ringtone through the headset... guile theme.
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11/03/2012 03:00 AM (UTC)
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Give and you shall receive.....naked pictures.

Ohmagawd, yes!
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Coltess
11/03/2012 05:02 AM (UTC)
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Zmoke Wrote:
coltess Wrote:
I'm sleepy but I wanna watch the news.
I'm fucking old-fashioned...

A news feed in your browser is a lot better: you can get the news hours earlier – the news you care about – accurately and with a full coverage.

coltess Wrote:
My first show today. Pretty damn nervous

GL!

Green Lantern

Good Luck

P.S. You're merely giving out your voice. I think you'll do fine. Could you provide a link to the show? Privately? Publicly? Secretly? Godspeed
I would have had I seen that first. It went ok, sort of rocky due to a lack of calls, but I was able to think on my feet and blab for a bit.
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(Erik)
11/03/2012 03:24 PM (UTC)
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Nudes are the best.
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J-spit
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Twilight Muthafuckin' Sparkle

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11/03/2012 03:31 PM (UTC)
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Indeed. The best.

I need MOAR!
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Icebaby
11/03/2012 03:43 PM (UTC)
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Not only was I one of the biggest nerds yesterday while seeing Wreck It Ralph, I was also feeling quite old.

They have a lot of 80-90s video game stuff featured in the movie. A lot of the children that were in the theater didn't jump unlike how I did when:

Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
The alert sound in Metal Gear Solid popped up when Ralph was searching for a medal, and when the King was inputting the code to gain access to a "cheating realm" he was inputing the Kanomi code.


When I kept laughing at all the stuff that I knew from other video games, the girls sitting next to me did not understand why I was laughing so much.
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11/03/2012 05:29 PM (UTC)
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Icebaby Wrote:
Not only was I one of the biggest nerds yesterday while seeing Wreck It Ralph, I was also feeling quite old.

They have a lot of 80-90s video game stuff featured in the movie. A lot of the children that were in the theater didn't jump unlike how I did when:

Spoilers: (Highlight to reveal)
The alert sound in Metal Gear Solid popped up when Ralph was searching for a medal, and when the King was inputting the code to gain access to a "cheating realm" he was inputing the Kanomi code.


When I kept laughing at all the stuff that I knew from other video games, the girls sitting next to me did not understand why I was laughing so much.


I have got to see that movie.
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11/03/2012 06:01 PM (UTC)
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I'm starting a new chapter in my life.
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Coltess
11/03/2012 07:44 PM (UTC)
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Toxik Wrote:
I'm starting a new chapter in my life.
Explain?
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Ricardo Snow
11/03/2012 08:35 PM (UTC)
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J-spit Wrote:
Give and you shall receive.....naked pictures.

Ohmagawd, yes!


i did that too because i look so damn good
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NoobSaibot5
11/04/2012 12:19 AM (UTC)
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I always feel great when somebody who you used to have a total crush for (and completely ignored you at that time) suddenly finds themselves attracted to you in the present and you're not the slightest bit interested in reciprocating it lol.

Karma, iz a bitch.
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Jaded-Raven
11/04/2012 12:33 AM (UTC)
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Skyfall was awesome! The new Q is really cute and Daniel Craig is of course always hot. ;P
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

11/04/2012 12:57 AM (UTC)
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Jaded-Raven Wrote:
Skyfall was awesome! The new Q is really cute and Daniel Craig is of course always hot. ;P

Aww... it isn't out until the 8th for me.

But I do want to see it.
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11/04/2012 01:11 AM (UTC)
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Jironobou Wrote:
Jaded-Raven Wrote:
Skyfall was awesome! The new Q is really cute and Daniel Craig is of course always hot. ;P

Aww... it isn't out until the 8th for me.

But I do want to see it.


I won't spoil anything then. ;)
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legoslayer10
11/04/2012 02:37 AM (UTC)
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Dead baby jokes. Don't know why they're funny in High School, but they sure are.
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11/04/2012 04:47 AM (UTC)
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I hope this one girl who applied at work today gets the job. I want to fuck her.
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