Steal her resume, copy down her information, put on heavy make-up and a fake mustache, claim to be your own boss, and offer her the job if she sleeps with you.


Yeesh, this stuff isn't hard Dib...

Stuck at a party lacking in pretty faces. haven't slept all day and only appeared out of love for my adopted cousin. I'm tired and no one seems to be considering the effects sleep deprivation has on someone attempting to drive a motor vehicle.

On a subconscious level, I feel I may be the most responsible person I know and I find that to be troubling.

suicide silence singer dies at the age of 28. he crashed his harley into a pole on halloween. it's a great loss to any metal fans. r.i.p

wake up, wake up.

Checking to see if my settings are DST-free.

...

EDIT: They are! Yey!

Our base closed, so now I have to find another job. :/

you guys, real talk... FUCK MY INTERNET.

Super high last night and super high now.

Time to cook something.

How is my girlfriend still asleep. I want her to cook me something.

Oh Erik... You're such a pig.

Women are stupid and I don't respect them. That's right. I just have sex with them.

Show me your genitals, genitals. Show me your genitals.

What?

GENITALIA!

I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree. I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,so why're you sharing all this information with me?

Notre Dame's victory was such another ugly one. Hopefully by next week, they'll just beat the living crap out of Boston and call it a good one.

And I'm praying that at the third and second place teams lose their games so that Notre Dame has their spot in the NCAA championship.

Shut up fatty.

*pats*

I feel as if I'm getting addicted to cigarettes.

Why'd you start smoking in the first place?

I guess my friends started me. I was never really a fan but now I've gotten used to them and the buzz relaxes me. I try to only smoke on weekends but that's not working out.

Stop now while you have the chance to do it without withdrawal.

If I hear Gangam style again I'm going to devote my entire life to destroying all of Korea. North and South

Plague Inc. is an addictive and sadistic game. You're a plague that's main objective is to wipe out all of humanity. Beat the game on harder difficulties to unlock new plagues such as parasites, nano-virus, and chemical warefare-like viruses.

You're starting plague is bacteria. You have to know how bacteria works as a disease, such as its resistance to drugs, how it spreads, how it effects people. You have to make sure you get the message: "No more healthy people are alive." That way you know you're basically almost there in the win. However, you have to fight this thing to win before A.) It gets spotted easily. B.) A cure gets made C.) Your plague doesn't effect everyone around the world.

I'm stuck on the fungus plague right now because it needs aids to help spread it around. For some reason, Canada, Greenland, and Iceland don't get effected at all and I have all the cold resistance on and such, birds and flies are able to carry the plague around as well as air and water, resisted to drugs and its structure reassembles itself, and the spores open and spreads around.

It just cannot, for some ungodly reason, effect those three countries...

sounds interesting i wanna try it now

I actually like that song.

It's really catchy.

As much as I want to take this to heart I know I won't. But I'm gonna try the stop for a week smoke one. Stop for two weeks and smoke one.

Does it take into account Canada's health care system?

Haha, it seems like it. I just cannot get that country to be infected and it doesn't make sense...

I'm lonely...