You think you had a hard childhood? Well, fuck you, it's got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out the house before I even hit 13, and I never even met my Dad. My only friend till I was 10 was the faggot prick next door who was always beating the shit out of me and saying I'm worthless. It's not even like I had a choice, the town fucking had something like 9 people living in it, I shit you not. My entire adolescence was just moving from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

You think that's the worst? My only friend was an Asian guy in his thirties or something, who only kept me around because he thought i could help him get laid. The only perk was I also got to hang around with this cute ginger chick, she was flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was a total nymph. She must have been a sadist or something cause she always took pleasure in hitting me and telling me how she loved to get wet.

But dear god the bane of my existence was this adult couple I could NOT seem to avoid. You know these types of couples who are absolutely sickening, like they wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences? Yeah they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was at least twice as annoying as they were, I swear this thing would never shut the fuck up.

Like I said I ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time. The only thing that kept me going was my dream of becoming a Pokemon Master.

You're only a teenager, more than half the people you're talking to on this site have lived longer, experienced more shit than you. Just remember that. And comparing who's got the worst childhood has to be one of the dumbest things out there.

On another note, Bears won.

It's a copypasta. I wanted to see if anyone else knew if it was.

That's a copy and paste? Yeah... sure...

I think she missed the joke.

I've gotten the joke before, I saw that on Facebook, although some of those people tried making it seem like that whole thing actually WAS their lives. Wanted to make sure this guy wasn't them... It would have been more plausible if it was stated after someone else was bitching about their lives but meh...

On another other note, I suffered a concussion the other day and ended my Black Friday shopping... Someone tried to take a picture of me seizing on the floor. Nice. Trying to look me up on Youtube to see if I exist on there.

Welcome back man!

NCAA 13 is taking 3 hours to download. It's only on 36%. What the hell?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I spotted a typo, Grammar Nazi! I was hoping to find a misuse of "your" and "you're" however, I was dissatisfied to find it being a place I never want to ever visit.

Anyways, back to some more sniping in Black Ops 2

X fucking D

Not as good as this one though

Did somebody say



Gorilla Warfare?

MY SIDES ARE OBLITERATED!!!

Damn it. I wanted to do the "Gorilla Warfare" copypasta.

I am Skeleton Jelly.

Beat Gravity Rush. Raven is hot. Kat is cute. Love the game. Next game is Persona 4.

So, I was told that my plans for New Years was too "kid-like."

I'm going to an indoor waterpark with free food, open bar, free arcade, and a fucking jacuzzi in my bathroom.

Of course, her plans are just getting wasted at some frat house... Hmm, seems like I'll be having more fun and less claustrophobic.

I need a vacation.

How ya been red?

Knew what it was right after he said his Dad's family got in trouble with the law.

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA FUKER THAT KILLED U!
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

Meh.

I don't think I'd ever do that. I'd be scared for my tools. =\

Finally got a first place online in Black Ops 2, of course, I'm a very low level, just started yesterday, boasted myself up to level 9... And yeah, as soon as I get a first place, half the party leaves.

I'm sorry I kicked butt that round, avoided the mass usage of bouncing betties, and just knifed when you left yourself open.