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12/09/2012 12:12 AM (UTC)
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Yeah, I thought Disney really butchered it. That guy was nothing like Kevin Sorbo or any of the others. wtf? I was surprised Xena wasn't even in it ffs.
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12/09/2012 12:21 AM (UTC)
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Hunchback of Notre Dame was such an awesome movie. The soundtrack was phenomenal, Tony Jay being the villain... ugh, truly awesome.

Hercules is another underrated film. Such an awesome movie (my all-time favorite, in fact) words can't describe... well for me that is.


Even as a young child, I was a mythology freak, so I cringed at the sight of Hercules.

The film was far too innacurate for me. Hera was not his mother, in fact she hated him, and was the primary conductor of all his tests. Pegasus, whose name I believe was Arion in mythlogy, was actually female. Hades was far from evil, and was actually a gentle person. His biggest flaw was being depressed from loneliness.

The biggest blip of the film was really its depiction of Hera, having her seem loving and graceful. In actuality she was a total bitch, who spent most of her time trying to catch Zeus cheating and cursing anyone who got in her way, like Echo.

That movie wasn't it for me.


I was able to ignore all of the mythological differences for two reasons.

1. This wasn't even the story of Hercules, but a kid friendly story with the same protagonist. The Greek myth version was more more dark, and had a different plot in general.

2. Most Disney movies are based off of ancient/old stories, but never follow how they really went. If I recall, the original stories of Sleeping Beauty and Snow White were wayyyyyyyyy too fucked up to be made into kid's films.
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Think of corn starch on a speaker. Only, the words of Jehovah can perfectly describe everything, giving them weight.
Defining their shape, form, and measurements. A sonic hologram narrated by something we could never imagine, build or find.

Gravity as particle density, fluid hydrodynamics, etc, all the algorithms that make up the server we call reality, programmed by The LORD.

We will know for sure when his Sabbath is over.


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Mike Rowe of Dirty Jobs was lectured about Toxoplasm Gondii on "Curiosity". It lives in kitty litter(fuller's earth is a subterranean dirt strata)
They've found the spores in the brains of risk takers, supposedly leading to lemming like effects.

Some types of Autism are allegedly caused by stomache bacteria getting drunk off carbohydrates & sugars.

Remember back in the 80's, the religious people were concerned about sugar making their kids little monsters.

This is why Jews can't eat pork or shellfish. They're contaminated with various microbes n toxins.
"Kosher" means far more than clean/sanitary.
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12/09/2012 12:31 AM (UTC)
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WE NEED MORE CATS IN THIS FORUMS.
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12/09/2012 12:34 AM (UTC)
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WE NEED MORE CATS IN THIS FORUMS


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12/09/2012 12:44 AM (UTC)
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Mick-Lucifer Wrote:
Yeah, I thought Disney really butchered it. That guy was nothing like Kevin Sorbo or any of the others. wtf? I was surprised Xena wasn't even in it ffs.


You mockin' me, Fallen One?
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12/09/2012 12:47 AM (UTC)
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Riyakou Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
Hunchback of Notre Dame was such an awesome movie. The soundtrack was phenomenal, Tony Jay being the villain... ugh, truly awesome.

Hercules is another underrated film. Such an awesome movie (my all-time favorite, in fact) words can't describe... well for me that is.


Even as a young child, I was a mythology freak, so I cringed at the sight of Hercules.

The film was far too innacurate for me. Hera was not his mother, in fact she hated him, and was the primary conductor of all his tests. Pegasus, whose name I believe was Arion in mythlogy, was actually female. Hades was far from evil, and was actually a gentle person. His biggest flaw was being depressed from loneliness.

The biggest blip of the film was really its depiction of Hera, having her seem loving and graceful. In actuality she was a total bitch, who spent most of her time trying to catch Zeus cheating and cursing anyone who got in her way, like Echo.

That movie wasn't it for me.

Also his name was Heracles.
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12/09/2012 12:52 AM (UTC)
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Jironobou Wrote:
Riyakou Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
Hunchback of Notre Dame was such an awesome movie. The soundtrack was phenomenal, Tony Jay being the villain... ugh, truly awesome.

Hercules is another underrated film. Such an awesome movie (my all-time favorite, in fact) words can't describe... well for me that is.


Even as a young child, I was a mythology freak, so I cringed at the sight of Hercules.

The film was far too innacurate for me. Hera was not his mother, in fact she hated him, and was the primary conductor of all his tests. Pegasus, whose name I believe was Arion in mythlogy, was actually female. Hades was far from evil, and was actually a gentle person. His biggest flaw was being depressed from loneliness.

The biggest blip of the film was really its depiction of Hera, having her seem loving and graceful. In actuality she was a total bitch, who spent most of her time trying to catch Zeus cheating and cursing anyone who got in her way, like Echo.

That movie wasn't it for me.

Also his name was Heracles.


Yeah, I actually like the name Hercules better, so I let that one go.
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Get that ass BANNED

12/09/2012 01:06 AM (UTC)
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HERCULES HERCULES :D
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12/09/2012 01:37 AM (UTC)
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This is my favorite incarnation of Hercules
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12/09/2012 01:56 AM (UTC)
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This is my favorite incarnation of Hercules

And he's voiced by Kevin Sorbo, so there's that
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12/09/2012 02:08 AM (UTC)
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One night, yea one more time; thanks for the memories even though they weren't so great.
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12/09/2012 03:42 AM (UTC)
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Jironobou Wrote:
Riyakou Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
Hunchback of Notre Dame was such an awesome movie. The soundtrack was phenomenal, Tony Jay being the villain... ugh, truly awesome.

Hercules is another underrated film. Such an awesome movie (my all-time favorite, in fact) words can't describe... well for me that is.


Even as a young child, I was a mythology freak, so I cringed at the sight of Hercules.

The film was far too innacurate for me. Hera was not his mother, in fact she hated him, and was the primary conductor of all his tests. Pegasus, whose name I believe was Arion in mythlogy, was actually female. Hades was far from evil, and was actually a gentle person. His biggest flaw was being depressed from loneliness.

The biggest blip of the film was really its depiction of Hera, having her seem loving and graceful. In actuality she was a total bitch, who spent most of her time trying to catch Zeus cheating and cursing anyone who got in her way, like Echo.

That movie wasn't it for me.

Also his name was Heracles.


True, it was only Hercules in the Roman myths, and the Disney cartoon was clearly Greek.
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12/09/2012 03:52 AM (UTC)
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Hercules was kind of bad imho. Only redeeming quality of that movie was Phil.
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12/09/2012 03:54 AM (UTC)
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Just finished watching Seeking A Friend for the End of the World with my mom and little brother.

The last 60 seconds of that film was one of the hardest things for me to watch.
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Get that ass BANNED

12/09/2012 04:10 AM (UTC)
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Street Fighter X Megaman. Who woulda thought. And its free too. Capcom. Keep it up mah boi.
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12/09/2012 04:21 AM (UTC)
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Murcielago Wrote:
Street Fighter X Megaman. Who woulda thought. And its free too. Capcom. Keep it up mah boi.

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Get that ass BANNED

12/09/2012 04:41 AM (UTC)
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Street Fighter X Megaman

Had to see it to believe it.

And I've been listening to this nonstop. I love it.
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12/09/2012 04:44 AM (UTC)
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I'm getting a Sidney Crosby Authentic jersey for Christmas. I know I'm a Bruins fan but I love the Pittsburgh Penguins.
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12/09/2012 05:10 AM (UTC)
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As a Greek mythology freak that I am, I too ignored all the inaccuaracies they showed. Since I was more into the princesses, I spent most of my time arguing how Meg should be somewhat featured in the princesses line up since they have Mulan, who totally isn't a princess.

Hercules... my only flaw is that the gospel music didn't flow properly with the movie, and I have a book on the history of Disney explaining why Hercules did NOT do them wonders when it came out.

That and Trans-Siberian Orchestra was bloody fantastic again.
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12/09/2012 05:40 AM (UTC)
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Sekktor Wrote:
I'm getting a Sidney Crosby Authentic jersey for Christmas. I know I'm a Bruins fan but I love the Pittsburgh Penguins.


Don't look at the jersey funny when you get it because Crosby will just cry about it like he always does with everything. Fuck Crosby.
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12/09/2012 05:55 AM (UTC)
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Whoa...


It's been WAY too long, MKO...
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12/09/2012 06:01 AM (UTC)
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TheNinjasRock071394 Wrote:
Sekktor Wrote:
I'm getting a Sidney Crosby Authentic jersey for Christmas. I know I'm a Bruins fan but I love the Pittsburgh Penguins.


Don't look at the jersey funny when you get it because Crosby will just cry about it like he always does with everything. Fuck Crosby.


Easy now cowboy.
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12/09/2012 06:14 AM (UTC)
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That Megaman game looks cool!
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