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Icebaby Wrote:
Dear escitalopram,
I understand you're an anti-depressant, but you really need to stop giving me random anxiety attacks and actually start doing your job.
Sincerely,
Me
Dear escitalopram,
I understand you're an anti-depressant, but you really need to stop giving me random anxiety attacks and actually start doing your job.
Sincerely,
Me
Antidepressants' job is to give you stupid side effects that make you keep trying different ones, and giving the government-driven pharmaceutical machine more money.


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Might go buy Borderlands 2 due to the new Vault Hunter DLC coming. Have to go preorder judgment at Best Buy soon. I'm done with packing and moving.
Sop m0sh. How do you doin buddy? Fancy seeing you round these parts. I decided to stop by today because my dog is a fgt and he howls when my room mate's leave, thus making it impossible for me to sleep in on some days.
Howard Pls.
Anyway
It seems like the boyfriend is either a paranoid delusional maniac, or he was looking for an excuse to break up with her. As for her, it sounds like she is having a case of crazy psycho bitch-woman syndrome. You may recognize this from several of this site's females, and half of its gay members. Inb4 Icebaby tells me her life story to debate me on a technicality. I'm not sticking around to read it.
I know it sucks man, I'm not 100% sure of the situation but it's never easy losing a friend/potential date. Just remember, if she's blind enough to remove all contacts from you for a man who gets butthurt over what he already has, then she is probably not grown up and reliable enough to be part of your life. Welcome her back if she tries to get in touch, but don't try and play the nice guy. I mean, don't be a crazy douche either, but don't fall for the sympathy card. She'll respect you more for her honesty, even though she'll go psycho at first. Vaginas.
Dibs out.
Howard Pls.
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m0s3pH Wrote:
It's always fun when a female friend's psycho boyfriend thinks that she's cheating on him with me, and then goes through her phone and Facebook. On top of that, he actually asked me as "her" if we talk all the time. I just found out from her now that after this happened, he packed his shit, told her off, and left.
This is why I hate people.
It's always fun when a female friend's psycho boyfriend thinks that she's cheating on him with me, and then goes through her phone and Facebook. On top of that, he actually asked me as "her" if we talk all the time. I just found out from her now that after this happened, he packed his shit, told her off, and left.
This is why I hate people.
It seems like the boyfriend is either a paranoid delusional maniac, or he was looking for an excuse to break up with her. As for her, it sounds like she is having a case of crazy psycho bitch-woman syndrome. You may recognize this from several of this site's females, and half of its gay members. Inb4 Icebaby tells me her life story to debate me on a technicality. I'm not sticking around to read it.
I know it sucks man, I'm not 100% sure of the situation but it's never easy losing a friend/potential date. Just remember, if she's blind enough to remove all contacts from you for a man who gets butthurt over what he already has, then she is probably not grown up and reliable enough to be part of your life. Welcome her back if she tries to get in touch, but don't try and play the nice guy. I mean, don't be a crazy douche either, but don't fall for the sympathy card. She'll respect you more for her honesty, even though she'll go psycho at first. Vaginas.
Dibs out.


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Sekktor Wrote:
I'm going to mindfuck all of you. http://www.cracked.com/article_19882_6-insane-but-convincing-fan-theories-about-kids-cartoons.html
Read this.
I'm going to mindfuck all of you. http://www.cracked.com/article_19882_6-insane-but-convincing-fan-theories-about-kids-cartoons.html
Read this.

c:

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mkwhopper Wrote:
c:
Sekktor Wrote:
I'm going to mindfuck all of you. http://www.cracked.com/article_19882_6-insane-but-convincing-fan-theories-about-kids-cartoons.html
Read this.
I'm going to mindfuck all of you. http://www.cracked.com/article_19882_6-insane-but-convincing-fan-theories-about-kids-cartoons.html
Read this.

c:
Seconded. I've seen it already anyway.


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dibula Wrote:
Sop m0sh. How do you doin buddy? Fancy seeing you round these parts. I decided to stop by today because my dog is a fgt and he howls when my room mate's leave, thus making it impossible for me to sleep in on some days.
Howard Pls.
Anyway
It seems like the boyfriend is either a paranoid delusional maniac, or he was looking for an excuse to break up with her. As for her, it sounds like she is having a case of crazy psycho bitch-woman syndrome. You may recognize this from several of this site's females, and half of its gay members. Inb4 Icebaby tells me her life story to debate me on a technicality. I'm not sticking around to read it.
I know it sucks man, I'm not 100% sure of the situation but it's never easy losing a friend/potential date. Just remember, if she's blind enough to remove all contacts from you for a man who gets butthurt over what he already has, then she is probably not grown up and reliable enough to be part of your life. Welcome her back if she tries to get in touch, but don't try and play the nice guy. I mean, don't be a crazy douche either, but don't fall for the sympathy card. She'll respect you more for her honesty, even though she'll go psycho at first. Vaginas.
Dibs out.
Sop m0sh. How do you doin buddy? Fancy seeing you round these parts. I decided to stop by today because my dog is a fgt and he howls when my room mate's leave, thus making it impossible for me to sleep in on some days.
Howard Pls.
Anyway
m0s3pH Wrote:
It's always fun when a female friend's psycho boyfriend thinks that she's cheating on him with me, and then goes through her phone and Facebook. On top of that, he actually asked me as "her" if we talk all the time. I just found out from her now that after this happened, he packed his shit, told her off, and left.
This is why I hate people.
It's always fun when a female friend's psycho boyfriend thinks that she's cheating on him with me, and then goes through her phone and Facebook. On top of that, he actually asked me as "her" if we talk all the time. I just found out from her now that after this happened, he packed his shit, told her off, and left.
This is why I hate people.
It seems like the boyfriend is either a paranoid delusional maniac, or he was looking for an excuse to break up with her. As for her, it sounds like she is having a case of crazy psycho bitch-woman syndrome. You may recognize this from several of this site's females, and half of its gay members. Inb4 Icebaby tells me her life story to debate me on a technicality. I'm not sticking around to read it.
I know it sucks man, I'm not 100% sure of the situation but it's never easy losing a friend/potential date. Just remember, if she's blind enough to remove all contacts from you for a man who gets butthurt over what he already has, then she is probably not grown up and reliable enough to be part of your life. Welcome her back if she tries to get in touch, but don't try and play the nice guy. I mean, don't be a crazy douche either, but don't fall for the sympathy card. She'll respect you more for her honesty, even though she'll go psycho at first. Vaginas.
Dibs out.

Just beat the latest Tomb Raider, the FIRST ever Tomb Raider game I have ever beaten.
Yes.
My likes: Very gruesome, very adventurous, more to explore rather than finding three secrets per level. More action rather than figuring out puzzles all the time (like the previous games). Also, the gore is back, yes!
Dislikes: It was um... kinda easy, I mean if it wasn't for the survival instincts ability you have, it would have made the game a lot harder to figure out. Also, I was kinda disappointed with the end game boss.
However, I only completed 67% in my first run, might play it again later to get everything. It's really fun, and of course, they made it possible for a sequel. Let's just hope they don't fuck it up this time.
See; Tomb Raider thread
Yes.
My likes: Very gruesome, very adventurous, more to explore rather than finding three secrets per level. More action rather than figuring out puzzles all the time (like the previous games). Also, the gore is back, yes!
Dislikes: It was um... kinda easy, I mean if it wasn't for the survival instincts ability you have, it would have made the game a lot harder to figure out. Also, I was kinda disappointed with the end game boss.
However, I only completed 67% in my first run, might play it again later to get everything. It's really fun, and of course, they made it possible for a sequel. Let's just hope they don't fuck it up this time.
See; Tomb Raider thread


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Tried Tomb Raider. Didn't like it. Same with Uncharted. Didn't like that series either. If I want to play a survival game on a island, ill play Farcry 3.

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Murcielago Wrote:
Tried Tomb Raider. Didn't like it. Same with Uncharted. Didn't like that series either. If I want to play a survival game on a island, ill play Farcry 3.
Tried Tomb Raider. Didn't like it. Same with Uncharted. Didn't like that series either. If I want to play a survival game on a island, ill play Farcry 3.
It's the complete opposite for me. I wasn't a big fan of Far Cry 1,2, or 3.


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I like Far Cry, but Uncharted is so much better for me. It's not even close.


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There is something about Farcry 3 that makes me love it so much. That and the voice acting for Vaas (I think that's how you spell his name) is fucking awesome.


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Sorry to interrupt, but...
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=148108
We over at the fan submission forum are holding another Fake Picture Kontest, but this time with a lot more entrants taking part. We would highly appreciate you taking a few minutes to look over the MK Fake Pictures submitted and casting your vote for who you think made the best fake!
Thanks in advance.
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=148108
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=148108
We over at the fan submission forum are holding another Fake Picture Kontest, but this time with a lot more entrants taking part. We would highly appreciate you taking a few minutes to look over the MK Fake Pictures submitted and casting your vote for who you think made the best fake!
Thanks in advance.
http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=148108


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I think I (metaphorically, of course) got away with murder.
Let me explain.
For those fo you who may or may not know, I was involved in a little incident at school Friday. A friend and I were playing around, and it was mistaken as a fight getting ready to break out. Now, him moving his hand while I was holding my 3DS stylus didn't help. He got a *small* wound on his hand, and we were, of course, sent to our Assistant principal.
Well, he turned out to be a GCA for my first visit. (GCA= Giant Cynical A-Hole) Ironically, we both told the same story to him at seperate times, and he still doesn't believe us. But, without the actual Principal there, he couldn't do much. So come to today where he returned, we were supposed to get our punishment (whatever and how unjust it was) today. But, the Principal is AWESOME. We got off clean with him, considering we were both telling the same story and we both had great records. I think we got off the hook.
And now, I have stopped playing my 3DS and DS at school to prevent that GCA from doing anything GCA-ish again.
Also, today, a friend and I decided that BS now means Big Squids.
Let me explain.
For those fo you who may or may not know, I was involved in a little incident at school Friday. A friend and I were playing around, and it was mistaken as a fight getting ready to break out. Now, him moving his hand while I was holding my 3DS stylus didn't help. He got a *small* wound on his hand, and we were, of course, sent to our Assistant principal.
Well, he turned out to be a GCA for my first visit. (GCA= Giant Cynical A-Hole) Ironically, we both told the same story to him at seperate times, and he still doesn't believe us. But, without the actual Principal there, he couldn't do much. So come to today where he returned, we were supposed to get our punishment (whatever and how unjust it was) today. But, the Principal is AWESOME. We got off clean with him, considering we were both telling the same story and we both had great records. I think we got off the hook.
And now, I have stopped playing my 3DS and DS at school to prevent that GCA from doing anything GCA-ish again.
Also, today, a friend and I decided that BS now means Big Squids.

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I have a pretty fun story about High School I'd like to share.
This one time, I had to go to the bathroom in school. So I asked the teacher if I could use the bathroom. He said "You should have gone before class." to which I replied "I didn't have to go then, but now I do." He said "That's not my problem."
I got up, and started to walk out. He told me if I left the room I'd get a detention. I said "Go fuck yourself. I'm gonna go take a shit whether you like it or not, and I'm not serving your stupid-ass detention."
He then gave me another detention for going off on him and he sent me to the Principle, Mr. French's office. Of course, after I had taken a dump.
Frenchy told me it was "School rules" that you don't use the bathroom unless the teacher says it's ok. I told him how idiotic that rule is and that they don't have the right to punish me for crapping.
I said "I'm so sick of you fucking morons thinking you have control over someone's bodily functions. I already have to put up with all your other bullshit rules, but this is just too fucking stupid." and I walked out of the office. He said "Are you trying to get suspended?!" I said "For what exactly?" He said "For insulting me and your teachers."
I said "Ooohh I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings?" He said "That's it. You're suspended. I'm calling your mother." I said "School is almost over. Can we just pick this up where we left off tomorrow?" He said no. The bell rang. So I left. He called my mom and she told him that he's and idiot and that she was sick of all the school's crap and hung up.
I took my GED. I now poop at home.
The end.
PS. I was once throw out of a school function for wearing red, white, and blue, or in Mr. French's words "Gang colors."
This one time, I had to go to the bathroom in school. So I asked the teacher if I could use the bathroom. He said "You should have gone before class." to which I replied "I didn't have to go then, but now I do." He said "That's not my problem."
I got up, and started to walk out. He told me if I left the room I'd get a detention. I said "Go fuck yourself. I'm gonna go take a shit whether you like it or not, and I'm not serving your stupid-ass detention."
He then gave me another detention for going off on him and he sent me to the Principle, Mr. French's office. Of course, after I had taken a dump.
Frenchy told me it was "School rules" that you don't use the bathroom unless the teacher says it's ok. I told him how idiotic that rule is and that they don't have the right to punish me for crapping.
I said "I'm so sick of you fucking morons thinking you have control over someone's bodily functions. I already have to put up with all your other bullshit rules, but this is just too fucking stupid." and I walked out of the office. He said "Are you trying to get suspended?!" I said "For what exactly?" He said "For insulting me and your teachers."
I said "Ooohh I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings?" He said "That's it. You're suspended. I'm calling your mother." I said "School is almost over. Can we just pick this up where we left off tomorrow?" He said no. The bell rang. So I left. He called my mom and she told him that he's and idiot and that she was sick of all the school's crap and hung up.
I took my GED. I now poop at home.
The end.
PS. I was once throw out of a school function for wearing red, white, and blue, or in Mr. French's words "Gang colors."
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still feel like shit and have kenpo karate class tonight . hopefully im not as sick as i thinking i am
I was on the Factory Sealed retro gaming podcast last week. Listen now to me attempt to defend Goof Troop for the SNES. (Also, see how not to pronounce "Torchia") 


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Heh.That is pretty stupid. When I need to take a dump in school, and the teacher won't let me, here's what I'm gonna tell him/her:
"I'm gonna crap,whether in the toilet, down the hall, or on your desk. Which would you prefer, 'cause I'm not crapping myself."
"I'm gonna crap,whether in the toilet, down the hall, or on your desk. Which would you prefer, 'cause I'm not crapping myself."


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finished watching season 2 of game of thrones.
finished watching being human season 1 and season 2.
just unlocked rose in sf4.
been playing darksiders,civilization 5,street fighter 4. all on pc.
finished watching being human season 1 and season 2.
just unlocked rose in sf4.
been playing darksiders,civilization 5,street fighter 4. all on pc.


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No Heather today :(
And my workout suffered because of it.
And my workout suffered because of it.


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NS922 Wrote:
Far Cry 3 is fucking awesome
Far Cry 3 is fucking awesome
I just got passed the part where you have to burn the drug fields to make Hoyt come and I must say, I hate Skrillex, but that song with that mission was fucking awesome.
I've been hunting and shit this whole time. Getting more ammo, weapons, before I do the story. Love this game.


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You hate Skrillex? Since when?
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