The SubMan799 don't like no one messing with the SubMan799's third person view! If you wish to live, I suggest you no longer screw with the SubMan799's ethics. Now back to the SubMan799's post!
SubMan779 walks into house. SubMan799 watches the Ratitoulle on the SubMan799's new Laptop. The SubMan799 takes shower. The SubMAn799 takes a SubMan799 shit. The SubMan heres about you complaining

I'm so happy!
I finally shaved,and didn't get Razor-Brun from it.

I trim.

HEY! IF I WANT TO HUG KW15 THEN GODDAMMIT I WILL!
...........
^__^
*hugs KW15*

Shaved your pubes or your facial hair?

here's my advice take it or leave it: DON'T SHAVE YOUR PUBES
it is extremely itchy for the next 2 weeks....i know because i tried it at 13...........and regreated it ever since.

I trim my shit.

best bet is to leave it alone

You guys use a razor?
the only thing that gets that close to my penis are my hands and ladies.
I use that fucking hair cream man, still do.
Clean as a whistle. A very....... big whistle.

seriously dosent it itch?

I trim mine with a saw or fork.

Not a trim, and I'd rather not shave.

no, i was just simply typing what i was doing...
*Hugs his best buddy Spencer*

Don't use so many smileys.... You get skulled.

skull me hard baby!

It makes mods happy when someone says that...

make my day

My friend Spencer is getting a check from the dude that raped him in teh YMCA shower. Spenc figured getting his nose broken by me, and having to pay an undisclosed ammout of money to him was enough of a punishment for the other guy, since he thought of it as a "joke".
So, with the money, he's getting a new drum set! Which is awesome for him, me, and his Younger brothers as well....
...also, in a slightly related story, I was talking to Dani (one of my "girl friends") and i was asking her who all we hang out with she thought was retarded. I asked her about my friend Brett (who she has been IN LOVE with since high school)and she said "he's nice, and HOTT" (Exact words) both of which he's not...
Anyway, then i named one of my other good friends, Jacob. She says he just talks to much and can be annoying.
Then i said Spencers name, and this is how the convo went from there on
GNRLIES:
What about Spencer?
DANI:
What about him?
GNRLIES:
Do you think he is stupid?
DANI:
Lil' Spenc? No, he's not stupid
GNRLIES:
He's not "Lil" (even though he technically is, since he's only liek 5'5)
DANI:
Yes, he is
GNRLIES:
No, He's Not
DANI:
Yes
GNRLIES:
No!
DANI:
Wait, do you mean "Down there"?
GNRLIES:
WHAT! Hell no! You think that just because i have showered with the guy, whenever i talk about him not being short, i'm talking about his dick?
DANI:
Well, you said it!
GNRLIES:
No i wasn't
DANI:
Well, you were thinking it!
GNRLIES:
NO I WASN'T! Why the hell would i be talking about my best friends...yeah...
DANI:
What? Penis? Say it!
GNRLIES:
No, i won't!
Then i walked away...Dani is a really weird person...

And an accusing one.

Finally on MSN after such a long time... And it's the same =/

Ok, enough insinuating you rule at Halo3. Bungie.net profile link or you just beat the game on easy.
I'm tackling Heroic now on my own and it's proving to be a bitch, and my skill ranking is 19 so I'm not exactly crap at the game.
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Xtactics, you should try using the Philips Bodygroom for the tender spots, and wax for the chest, neck, arms.
I use Parissa wax strips when I do, and for those who say it itches where you razor/shaver/wax, you aren't using oil to prevent the bumps/ingrown hairs like you are supposed to. ---
Xbox360 users, Carcassone is supposed to be free soon if not already for the Nov 15th anniversary for Xbox live and there are some other neat things planned for then as well so log on then!
I think there are contests and prizes given away randomly then to those who are on live too for the anniversary.

Would I be able to play Armageddon online with my PS3?...When I get it

http://www.mortalkombatonline.com/content/forum/showmessage.cds?id=108281
You see, you shouldn't pay mind to him, he just wants to sound intelligent, something in which he sucks hard... like pretty much anything else.

So true, he's just on a completely new level of sad.