^ I wonder if the fact that he's holding beef jerky has a secret meaning...

Anyways, do you know what really grinds my gears?

When, I try to say a really funny joke and it sucks when I actually say it. This happened a couple times before, when I told my friend about Mitch Hedberg and he wanted to hear some of his jokes. There was know way I could imitate Mitch's delivery, so I ended up sounding like an idiot, but my friend finally got the jokes when I let him borrow my copies of Mitch's two CDs...

im real fuckin happy,,, besides my house getting broke into this week, i popped a roll on thursday night, had a blast, and my jaw still fuckin hurts, lol ( orange supermans ) sick of smoking regs shit hurts my teeth when i smoke lol nasty and on top of that, thursday night o got home popped another bean and went online i got my rank up to 350 in Deception, i should fuckin retire.,,, my highest rank ever was around 1000.. now i know seratonin = rank

tommorow gonna pop another and write some more, trying to get comfortable again lyrically, haven''t wrote in a long time wrote some one liners, i need to break this new habit of constant one liners. that reminds me i should go see what people thought of my return. our first album is dropping august 3rd, album release party the same day i believe in philly or jersey, its gonna be big, next lp, im working with the lead female mc of this side group aka our first album aka the girl i started Subliminal Orphans with in 2001. ill be doing 4 tracks for her solo which i know there will be alot of guest appearances on, including B Real ( and quran ) probably ill bill and maybe some west coast act, plus a whole lot more im sure after this album drops august 3rd, the name of the album is Soul Remote Control, u can hear snippets of it every week till the album drops on www.myspace.com/subo or our site, www.subliminalorphans.com. ive got plenty of lyrics there to read, and yes they were all written in one night each. again: seratonin = massive lyrics

good day to all let god always be with u, funny shit is.. monday when my house got broken into, i had just woke up 5 minutes before he came in

good thing i woke up..

peace... check

I've been thinking about this for the past couple seconds. Is it possible for a women to survive off of her own breast milk? Think about it. It's like the ultimate sports bottle. It's always in a convenient place and its FREE! All you'd have to do is get pregnant, ditch the baby, and BAM free milk. Maybe even sell a little and make some money on the side. Thoughts?

BTW, I was sooooooo close to making that a topic for a thread. You have no idea. My finger was literally hovering over the post button when I decided not to. God damn logic.

This is some picture that some guy made at a Melvins site and I think it's hilarious.

Oh yeah....the site always cuts it in half. Great layout, dudes! ( stupid looking thumbs-up )

Katie got some big ass titays.

lol at both of the above posts...

EDIT: I mean the above 3 posts. I missed Chuckles's's...

actually i dont really mind blacks i was just wandering lol

i feel sick...

I'm in a good mood!

I can't get enough of G4TV. I think I'm gonna go see the shrink...

This is going to hurt...

and......



Would make a cute couple.

I hate slow downloads 6 hours to go.

*Insert random message here*

Right now I am thinking of plants since I am talking to somebody that reminds me of "Tulips" on MSN.

wheres Blade-Tsung been?

I hate that "Hollaback Girl" song and I want it to die. :D

http://auritribe.net/cnn/...

Oh god, it never ends. I'm surprised that everyone didn't give up and download all of the games that they wanted behind their backs.

I'm hungry.

Why doesn't anyone know what a cob is?

He's lurking around here somewhere.

It's oldschool sig and avatar month!