Alrighty let me do a quick check up here...

Stupid goth look: Check.

Wearing sunglass inside: Check

Fat: Check.

Resting two stuffed animals on her shoulders to indicate craziness: Double check.

Still fat: Check.

Having a look on her face that clearly says, "Damn am I fucked up": Check.

Probability of eating dead babies at night: 83%

Ok DJ she checks out, nice work. She is exactly the type of person that would go after cartoon characters.

cant forget little chipmunks too ... fuckin chipmunks hate them all

lance armstrong giving it to the french one more time

Oh man is this funny. Today at work I had to help a lady put bags over her hands while she shopped because she is deathly afraid of germs. She was totally out of her fucking mind. I even had to hold my breathe while I put the bags on. And the whole time I had to keep a straight face and act casual about it, which wasn't easy.

I hate Jack Thompson. I hate Jack Thompson. I hate Jack Thompson...

Best song, like, everrrr.

I wish someone would seed this torrent that I'm trying to download...

No boss, no work - no worries!!

I just saw a guy steal cigarettes from a store, and some 2 kids tried to punk me into giving them $40. I told them leave me the hell alone, and they did. That was the only exciting part of my day, the end.

haha wtf? You shouldve pretended to sneeze or cough on her, or you shouldve said she had something on her face.

Lol, the thought crossed my mind but if I did I just know she would of bolted out of the store screaming, then I'd be left alone with her kid. Who BTW is going to grow up to be one of the worst serial killers of all time with a mom like that. But maybe we'll all luck out and they'll get eaten by bears or something.

have i ever mentioned that, BEN AFFLECK IS FUCKING HOTT!!






if u have a indian co worker, teach him how to tell the supervisor on duty to SHUT THE FUCK UP. its real funny hearing him tell the super to STUF. recently we taught him to say "SUCK A DICK" w/ his accent and saying it to the super, its funny as hell!!

I need to start making better signatures. I don't like any of mine anymore. :(

I just got my new keyboard, I'm using it right now. It kicks ass.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item;=5795630661&category;=4706&sspagename;=rvi:1:1v_home#ebayphotohosting

Nice. I want one!

Right now, I just voted in the 'Kreate Kharacter Tournament'. You guys should vote too.

MKO is a good place to go to kill time, but it wont save you any money on your car insurance

Man, I'm gonna have to order a static IP from Sprint. My DSL didn't come with it. How much does it cost for a static IP usually?

Toxik is going to be upset when the jacking off thread he sees is closed...

Yeah... =/

That thread made me laugh early in the morning. That's a good way to start your day. Although I guess the author of that thread starts the day in a very different way.