Gphoria is a joke. No wonder I stopped playing games.

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=Movie2887

Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy (m)Jenkens

There's a mouse in my house...

Holy crap, me too.

I remember once, a year ago. I was getting up from the computer and started to walk to the bathroom. I saw something rolling around and I was kicking it. I started to get freaked out when it made squeaking noises. Needless to say, I was kicking a mouse across the room without even knowing it. It ran into the bathroom and I never saw it again.

I might name that mouse Henry. You know? Like, he was rolling around, and there's this guy? Named Henry Rollins? Henry? Shut up.

I like this thread & I am hungry right now. I feel like eating something yummy.

Im going to go downstairs in couple mintues and get a mug fill it with diet coke get some ice and hang on the pc just got on i love the feeling going on the computer after im off for many hours.

I need ideas and inspiration for my story. Perhaps if I apply popular philosophies as a theme of the story, it may be interesting. Think, think....how do i tell a freaken good story. Perhaps, perhaps, i should just rest and allow ideas to sink in without even thinking about it. Yes...yes...rest.

Oh, what I wouldn't give for a beer right about now.

Yin cannot exist without Yang. Yang cannot exist without Yin. They are both one. Yin-Yang.

If the Antichrist is already here, does he know he is the Antichrist?

Santa Claus is the opening band to God.

Are Michael Jackson's private parts white or black.

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

About to eat in a pudding eating contest!

I ordered the Melvins's "Honky" today. Weeehoooo! Only problem is that it's going to take FOREVER to get it. It takes like a week and a half. Oh well, it's worth it. There's a 12 minute song on that thing!

Played a shitload of online poker today. Now I'm drunk as fuck. Go figure.

EDIT: Nevermind...

I woke up very early today at 5:00am on a Friday. Is going to be a long Friday. I guess that's good; right?

When will this cancar sore go away?!? It hurts so much!

Something similar's happening to me. Lately, I've been waking up at almost exactly 7:30 each day for some reason.

Why must Alessandra be so hot

Holy frick!

A squirrel just poked his head out of the hole in a screen in the window!

Imagine my surprise when I just turn around and I see this little squirrel head sticking out of the window and it runs away.

........

Ack. I search my screenname on Google and I get this:

"sponge-zero is a frikin bastard"

Yeah, that made me feel....umm....that's actually pretty funny.

I just saw a dog get run over.

SHE DID IT!