Absolutely.

Is it ok if I play the song "Dream Weaver" every time a hot chick walks into a room?

Only if it's true.


Is it ok to grab at someones arm at a club if they cant hear you and u want their attention?

grab away

it okay to photograph myself donkey dicking?

sounds immature and painful so probably not

Is it okay to drive a hummer?

Fuck no. Things are major gas guzzlers.

Is it okay to not laugh at funny things?

This word has been used here too much lately but: unless you're being a hipster or trying to be rude then it's okay – forced laughing is a no no.
Is it okay to eat some humans a la Hannibal Lecter?

Only if the bath salts compell you.

Do you mind if I stroke you up? (10 internets for anyone who gets this reference.)

Only if you like to pee on 14 year old girls, R. Kelly.

Is it okay to make a pregnant woman laugh so hard she goes into premature labor?

Sounds good to me.

Is it cool that I dress like the Grim Reaper and walk into nursing homes and just point at people?

Sure.

Is it alright if I back out of a drive-in bank?

It's hard to think of why, but if no one is behind you and it is legal, then by all means do it.


Is it ok if I refuse to talk to people who wear sweats and pajamas in public?

I really have no answer for that lol....


Is it ok if I buy Call of Duty's for $20 and sell them to people for $50?

Absolutely, it's called Capitalism!


Is it ok to leave during someone's speech in order to pass gas privately and inoffensively?

Nope. Rip it right there.

Is it okay to find other cultures and other ethics more interesting than your own?

Yes, as long as you don't bastardize said culture. I.E. Hollywood and Eastern religions. Is it ok to cut yourself the piece of cake with the flower on it before anyone else has a chance to get a piece?

You deserve the flower. Selfishness FTW

Is it ok to give a color blind person a rubix cube?

Lmao only if you want to bring down his self-esteem drastically.

Is it gay if a Quarterback (in American Football) is feeling on the Centers ass, but he pictured it as a female's ass?

DISCLAIMER: I'm not a homophobic in any form.

ummm....uhhhh....yes

Is it ok that I'm a girl and I wear ribbons in my hair and I want to kiss all the boys? (someone get the reference!)

No, that makes you painted whore!


Is it ok that I personally encourage Nicholas Cage to make more movies.

Yes. They're so awful, I love them.

Is it ok if I lay the smack down on your candy ass?

Only if you smeeeelllll what the Rock is cooking.

Is it ok that I can't keep beat with a metronome?

Of course not, metronomes are the lifesavers of music.

Is it okay that I am in my 20s and can't swim for shit?

Of course. Not everyone can swim.

Is it okay that I can end the planet in a holocaust?

Probably not, but who'd be left to argue?


Is it ok to come to MKO on my phone while I'm on the john?

I always come to MKO on my phone, I'm doing it right now.

Is it okay that it took me all these years to find out that Vanna White is Puerto Rican?