that is so fucking awkward as fuck


is it okay I assume your a pussy if you dont post in this thread

Sure. Also, I don't think Unknown knows what I mean by "creaming" in the peach. He's too young.

Is it cool if I lay this toothless alligator by your immobilized body?

He can chomp wherever, but as long as your toothless alligator doesn't chomp on my man-parts, it's cool.

Is it okay if I set a car I blasted into space with an Anti-Gravity Rocket to fall back down to Earth on your front lawn?

@whatever gets you that trophy

is it okay to shart, in someones face?

Only if it smells decent. Like meatballs.
Is it OK to lie that you speak a foreign language to a stranger if you don't want to talk with them?

Only if it sounds sort of like Portuguese


Is it ok to spend over $300 on fireworks?

Sure. This is 'Murikah.

Is I on to spend 3 out of 6 dollars on beer if it's your last bit of money?

On a rare occasion, yes.
Is it OK to spit and J-walk down the streets?

NO! No spitting in the street! J-walking is fine, nobody gives a crap about J-walking, other than that jabbering big jawed jackass on NBC.



Is it ok to argue with myself, outloud, outside, at 3:27 AM?

It is perfectly acceptable as long as you don't wake anyone up.

So, a car falls from the sky and lands on the front lawn, investigate, discover it was registered over a decade ago. Find some nice super-charged batteries in the glove compartment, decide to use it to fuel a giant cement truck and crash it through the California Government's office while he is asleep in his house.

Is that okay to do?

J-spit?

Spit on... I mean spot on. J-spitting is a crime that I wouldn't recommend if you lived in Singapore. It's not highly recommendable in other areas either.
Remembah the three rules of the tournament and ask your question!
1) Answer the previous question.
2) Get to ask your own question!
3) Repeat the steps 1, 2 and 5.

But nobody answered the question I asked on my last post.

Absolutely.

Okay, this one is a rather common situation in my backyard. I think it is completely okay... Except who do you mean by "he"? If he is the Governator himself, I would rather not wake him up!
Is it OK to pick your nose in your room with a door wide open so that others can see that? [UNdsie may inquire his inquiry once available too.]

Only if you eat what you pick.

Is it ok to read the New York Times in California?

if your a dick

is annie okay?

Annie Lennox you say? She's more than OK, she's more like OKK!
Is it OK to feed your pet with cheese and other fancy things?

As long as it does not harm or make it ill.


Is it ok to use slurs for English people when everyone else is using them at a predominantly Scottish gathering?

If your the female in the relationship then of course

Is it okay to sleep with a night light

Of course it is!

Is it okay to be very suspicious of nearby bushes, for fear you may be attacked by Bush-Man? A man with all the powers of a bush and various trees.

is it okay to go on randomshit.com

You are the 1500th visitor! Congratulations, dude!
You didn't win anything though, sorry. I was just quoting another site there LOL. Randomshit.com you say? It's entirely okay to me: don't get caught.
Is it fully OK to listen to music with all the volume you can get out of your laptop computer in an apartment, perhaps with the windows open?
(Oh, but I in fact have something nice for you. Here you go.)

As long as its good music.

Is it o-IS IT OKAY?!?!!!?!?.... to eat both twix bars at the same time?

That is rad, Murx, that is rad. I have never tried that. Must try... Tonight! YES.
Is it OK to eat shit and die?

REVIVAL TIME, ZMOKE!
It is totally okay. If I ate shit, I'd want to die.

Is it OK to stare at a girl's rack when at a public pool or beach?