It must be. I didn't even know (or care)

It is alright if I go to the gun store buy a gun and some ammunition, then ask if they have any ski masks?

It'd arous suspicion, but really they can't deny you. Yes?

Is it alright I I poop in someone else's bathroom? Without them knowing? Because I broke in?

Lol no.... But that would be pretty funny scenario.


Is it ok that I have an over obsession with Big Boobs and Big Asses?

Depends on how big.

Is it okay that I like to put cayenne pepper on a bologna sandwich?

No. You enjoying bologna isn't even acceptable.

Is it cool for me to stand by a stranger and make fart noises?

if you wanna smacked like a bitch

I like to go up to the mountains and breathe the fresh bar nar whachu got to say about that you donkeymother

^Lolwut?

Is it ok if I give a vegetarian an animal cracker?

Of course, stick it to 'em good.

Is it okay that I'm 21 but I look 40?

I'm sure it is, must be some gene. My younger brother is 12, but looks around 9-ish.

Is it okay to want to become a guy with a tranquilizer dart gun that shoots criminals and calls the police to bust them while they're unconscious, said guy now calling himself the "Tranquilizer Man".

sure thing buddy

Is it okay to take notes of my feces and look examine that shit every time I hit the can

I think everyone.

Is it ok to leave those tranquilized criminals is odd positions?

(making it look like they're touching themselves, etc.)

If you didn't do that, tranquillizing them wouldn't be any fun.

Is it okay to try on a bunch of souvenir hats, take pictures, and then put them back?

if you wanna let everyone know you douche your vajayjay every morning then sure

Is it okay to throw a mr bean face at somebody when they are staring at you for no reason

like a

or like a



or maybe a

I make that face all the time so sure.

Is it ok that I follow around people on their cell phones and then respond to them like I'm the person they're talking too?

if your on an endless search for some sort of sort of life than thats part of the journey my friend

Is it acceptable to sometimes eat from my ass and shot out my mouth and encourage others to try it because it does work. People are really close minded to things like that, they say its impossible, well have you tried it no? Its really a break from the usual and its something different, a new way of doing something. Trying to switch up the regular is a good thing, some variation ya know. Some people get offended but i see nothing wrong with it at all

Sure. South Park taught me to be ok with seeing people eat things with their asses. I hope to convince a lady to eat my **** with her ass one day. Hopefully soon.

Is it all peaches and cream if I cream in the peach?

yes you wanna cream right in between that slight crack



I like titty sprinkles

Perhaps. If you've been eating a lot of fruit in the days prior, then yeah.

Do you think it'll be fun to become the "Bush-Man"? A man with all the powers of a bush and various trees.

Yes, as long as you won't aim for presidency with that.
Is it alright to pour water to the pants of a geezer who fell asleep in your couch during a party and wake them up yelling: "What the fuck, dude! You just pissed in our couch! #@%£!!"? And putting a dog toy in their butt?
Disclaimer: I don't think I would do such myself though.

Only if he isn't a nice guy.

Okay, picture this: Anti-gravity rocket launcher, parking lot with unoccupied cars, rocket's explosion causes the cars to be sent flying into orbit, they fall back down a decade later, possibly stopping a robbery or high-speed chase. Thoughts?

Only if the robbers themselves were cheating in the robbery (although I don't actually know how a robber would cheat per se... OH WELL!)

Is it OK to adjust the driver's seat of a car knowing that it's going to be the wrong setting for when you let someone else drive it for you?

Damn right it is.

Is it alright if I shave my face with a hunting knife?

I would prefer a Rambo knife but that will do – this time!
Is it OK to wear socks within sandals like a boss?

Yeah, I did that sometimes when I was younger.

So, Boomerang-Knife; a knife that returns like a boomerang. Is it okay if the boomer-knife is thrown beside someone and the knife kills him from behind as it returns?

They shouldn't have been standing there.

Is it ok if someone waves at you and you wave back, only to realize they waved to the person behind you?