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posted06/11/2011 02:08 PM (UTC)by
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StormChaser
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03/31/2011 02:00 AM (UTC)
This is an idea that I got from another forum. One person posts a random answer (it could be anything), and the next poster comes up with a question to go with the previous person's answer. Then, that person posts their own "answer" (to an as-of-yet unanswered question) at the bottom of their post. The idea is to make the answers to the questions silly.

Here is an example:

Poster One: A. Cheese and crackers.
Poster Two: Q. What is the moon made of?

A. July 4, 1776

Poster Three: Q. When was Stormchaser's stepmother born?

A. Mileena's teeth

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 •05/19/2011 02:44 AM (UTC) •
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StormChaser Wrote:
A. Mileena's teeth


Q.) What's inside my boyfriend's ex girlfriend's vagina?

A.) Muffcabbage
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SubMan799
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 •05/19/2011 03:33 AM (UTC) •
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Q: Where should I throw this trash away?

A: Polar Bears
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 •05/19/2011 03:35 AM (UTC) •
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SubMan799 Wrote: Polar Bears


Q. What is Spam made of?

A. Osama bin Laden
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Jerrod
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 •05/19/2011 08:57 AM (UTC) •
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Q: Who is the best professional juggler and cheese-eater in the world?
A: Decepticons.
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Historical Favorite
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 •05/19/2011 09:17 AM (UTC) •
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Jerrod Wrote:
A: Decepticons.


Who sucked until Beast Wars?

A: Women voters.
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •05/19/2011 10:54 PM (UTC) •
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Q:What is the best mode of transportation?

A: 4 in 1 printer cartridges
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 •05/20/2011 06:36 AM (UTC) •
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Jironobou Wrote:
Q:What is the best mode of transportation?


A: Roflcopter

Q: Ain't I handsome?
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 •05/20/2011 08:42 AM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
Jironobou Wrote:
Q:What is the best mode of transportation?

A: Roflcopter
Q: Ain't I handsome?

You got it backwards, J; you make up a question to reply to the previous poster's answer, then post your own answer that the next user will make a question for. Let's go back to Jiro's post.
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A: 4 in 1 printer cartridges

Question: What's the best item to achieve orgasm?
Answer: A nun.
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Nintendo is comprised of three Japanese words. Nin, Ten, Dou, and when combined it means we kicked the holy shit outta Atari.

 •05/20/2011 03:39 PM (UTC) •
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Jerrod Wrote:
Answer: A nun.


Question: What does Jerrod want to be when he grows up?

Answer: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
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 •05/20/2011 06:55 PM (UTC) •
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TonyTheTiger Wrote:

Answer: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.


Q: What is Chuck Norris' favorite tv show?


A: Tacos.
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •05/20/2011 07:29 PM (UTC) •
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What is a funny work when said with a strong mexican accent?


Blue crap.
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maximus12
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 •05/20/2011 08:52 PM (UTC) •
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Shyriu Wrote:

Blue crap.


Q. What stuff does raiden spit out?

A. Your second cousin
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Jiro
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •05/20/2011 10:36 PM (UTC) •
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Q:Who's that with the beer and no shirt?

A: Jingle Keys
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 •05/21/2011 04:02 AM (UTC) •
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Jironobou Wrote:
Q:Who's that with the beer and no shirt?

A: Jingle Keys
What are the notes to play Jingle Bells?

Mr. Baboon's wild monkey bonanza
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 •05/21/2011 08:11 AM (UTC) •
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coltess Wrote : Mr. Baboon's wild monkey bonanza


Q. What's my idea of a good time?

A. "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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 •05/21/2011 02:50 PM (UTC) •
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StormChaser Wrote:


A. "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"


Q. What's a phrase only a blonde would say?



A. Because if Baraka hadn't done anything, Quan Chi would still be sitting in that stupid cafe with Kobra and Kira, telling terrible jokes while claiming his cup of coffee is the best he's ever had.
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Coltess
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 •05/21/2011 05:11 PM (UTC) •
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Why did Baraka do that?

Browline Glasses
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 •05/21/2011 06:59 PM (UTC) •
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coltess Wrote:

Browline Glasses


Q. Along with jeggings and belts made of duct tape, what's the hottest new fashion trend?


A. Kurtis Stryker
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 •05/21/2011 09:57 PM (UTC) •
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StormChaser Wrote:
A. Kurtis Stryker

Q: Who's the white riot cop that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
A: Randy Savage, aka, Macho Man.
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 •05/22/2011 12:55 AM (UTC) •
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Q. Who died?



A. Because Lady Gaga wants to have a bad romance with Alejandro while playing a love game with Judas, whom she helped avoid the paparazzi with her sexy hair and amazing poker face.
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Coltess
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 •05/22/2011 05:23 AM (UTC) •
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How do you know Lady Gaga is heterosexual

Dr. Who
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 •05/22/2011 07:23 AM (UTC) •
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coltess Wrote:
Dr. Who


Q: What makes the British acceptable?

A: That episode of Futurama where Fry and Leela get super powers.
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •05/22/2011 07:27 AM (UTC) •
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Which is the one episode I didn't watch?


Your mom in a skateboard humping a monkey.
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 •05/22/2011 04:55 PM (UTC) •
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Q: What gets me going when I'm feeling flaccid?

A: A wall covered in the brains of dead rock stars
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