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 •05/22/2011 08:37 PM (UTC) •
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Q: What gets me going when I'm feeling flaccid?

A: A wall covered in the brains of dead rock stars


Q. whats incredibly creepy

A. frankenberry
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 •05/22/2011 09:13 PM (UTC) •
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Vash_15 Wrote:
A: A wall covered in the brains of dead rock stars


Q. What is the best feature of my house?

A. Ralph Wiggum
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 •05/22/2011 09:47 PM (UTC) •
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cagedrage Wrote:
A. frankenberry

Q: What do he get when Dr. Frankenstein substituted human blood with strawberry jam?
A: That wasn't a suction cup.
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I am awesome.

 •05/22/2011 11:22 PM (UTC) •
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What was what she said?

Damn, no more prostitutes!
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 •05/23/2011 05:40 AM (UTC) •
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What was what she said?

Damn, no more prostitutes!


What did Charlie Sheen say while checking his closets?

Buddy Holly
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 •05/24/2011 01:58 AM (UTC) •
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coltess Wrote:

What did Charlie Sheen say while checking his closets?

Buddy Holly


Q. Who sucks more than I do?



A. Because for some strange reason, Ash Ketchum cannot find it in him to stop catching pokemon who want absolutely nothing to do with him, thus leading them all into a shitload of unnecessary events.
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 •05/24/2011 04:14 AM (UTC) •
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Riyakou Wrote:
coltess Wrote:

What did Charlie Sheen say while checking his closets?

Buddy Holly


Q. Who sucks more than I do?



A. Because for some strange reason, Ash Ketchum cannot find it in him to stop catching pokemon who want absolutely nothing to do with him, thus leading them all into a shitload of unnecessary events.

Why does Pokemon make me cry?

Shit! I have a cigar stuck up my anus!
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 •05/24/2011 06:44 AM (UTC) •
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Shyriu Wrote:
Shit! I have a cigar stuck up my anus!

Q: What phrase describes a typical Wednesday night for Harold Camping?
A: Two tonnes of corn.
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 •05/25/2011 03:38 AM (UTC) •
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Jerrod Wrote:A: Two tonnes of corn.


Q. What's a typical dinner at the Duggar household?

A. Micky Mouse

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 •05/25/2011 10:34 PM (UTC) •
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StormChaser Wrote:
Jerrod Wrote:A: Two tonnes of corn.


Q. What's a typical dinner at the Duggar household?

A. Micky Mouse



Q. Who stole Minnie from Donald?



A. Because Hannah Montana likes it when they do that.
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 •05/25/2011 10:34 PM (UTC) •
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What was Hitler's back up choice for the Nazi logo?

12,000 decapitated children
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 •05/25/2011 11:45 PM (UTC) •
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Vash_15 Wrote:
12,000 decapitated children


What is the main ingredient that makes titty muffins so delicious?

Patty Mayonnaise
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 •05/26/2011 12:55 AM (UTC) •
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Icebaby wrote: Patty Mayonnaise

Q. What should be my new stripper name?

A. Vampires playing dodgeball.
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 •05/26/2011 01:39 AM (UTC) •
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StormChaser Wrote:
Icebaby wrote: Patty Mayonnaise

Q. What should be my new stripper name?

A. Vampires playing dodgeball.



Q. What did Buffy see that made her want to slay vampires?


A. Because fuck you.
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Kung Lao/Smoke main. Maker of puns and bad jokes.

 •05/26/2011 01:54 AM (UTC) •
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A. Because fuck you.

Q: Why did we go to that party last night?

A: When the pig flys a singing fat lady around
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 •05/26/2011 01:58 AM (UTC) •
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Jironobou Wrote:
Riyakou Wrote:
A. Because fuck you.

Q: Why did we go to that party last night?

A: When the pig flys a singing fat lady around


Q. Have you been drinking tonight, sir?



A. Because, silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!
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 •05/26/2011 07:37 AM (UTC) •
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Why is it okay to pimp children? (get it, trix?)

She's a stupid blue-writing dumb fuck.
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 •05/26/2011 08:48 PM (UTC) •
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She's a stupid blue-writing dumb fuck.


Who is Justin Bieber?tongue

Banana Cream Pie
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cagedrage
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 •05/26/2011 10:29 PM (UTC) •
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what do i put in peoples pants while they sleep?

so easy a caveman can do it
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 •05/26/2011 10:40 PM (UTC) •
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cagedrage Wrote:
so easy a caveman can do it


How easy is it to fuck the mom of an "awesome" person?

Cornflakes.
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 •05/26/2011 11:24 PM (UTC) •
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Icebaby Wrote:
cagedrage Wrote:
so easy a caveman can do it


How easy is it to fuck the mom of an "awesome" person?

Cornflakes.


Q. What cereal makes me feel bad about life?


A. Because without it, Baraka might as well be a pokemon.
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 •05/27/2011 01:15 AM (UTC) •
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Riyakou Wrote:
Icebaby Wrote:
cagedrage Wrote:
so easy a caveman can do it


How easy is it to fuck the mom of an "awesome" person?

Cornflakes.


Q. What cereal makes me feel bad about life?


A. Because without it, Baraka might as well be a pokemon.


Q: Jesus

A: what happened to spongebob?
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 •05/28/2011 08:36 PM (UTC) •
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A. [Since your post was not an answer, I just changed it to "Spongebob"]

Q. Who was found and killed in Osama Bin Laden's compound?

A. Sewer alligators
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 •05/28/2011 08:50 PM (UTC) •
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StormChaser Wrote:
A. [Since your post was not an answer, I just changed it to "Spongebob"]

Q. Who was found and killed in Osama Bin Laden's compound?

A. Sewer alligators


Q:what do I keep in the moat around my house?

A: john mcains vegetable freinds
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"Keep feeding me denial and hate. And from that, I will create".

Dimmu Borgir- Heretic Hammer In Sorte Diaboli

 •05/29/2011 12:20 AM (UTC) •
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Q: What is Veggie Tales?

A: When Hell freezes over.
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