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I am a Lurker for Rapture. My lord Cthulhu will see you all conquered. JOIN THE CULT OF CTHULHU TODAY!!!

 •05/29/2011 12:42 AM (UTC) •
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ShaoKahn707 Wrote:
Q: What is Veggie Tales?

A: When Hell freezes over.


Q: When will the I get a million dollars?

A: The Courier will die!
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 •05/29/2011 09:45 AM (UTC) •
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Lurker_of_Rapture Wrote:
ShaoKahn707 Wrote:
Q: What is Veggie Tales?

A: When Hell freezes over.


Q: When will the I get a million dollars?

A: The Courier will die!


Q: Why the hell did you receive a Rebecca Black CD trhough the post?

A: Mos Def's beard.
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 •05/29/2011 02:51 PM (UTC) •
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owen_pwned Wrote:
Lurker_of_Rapture Wrote:
ShaoKahn707 Wrote:
Q: What is Veggie Tales?

A: When Hell freezes over.


Q: When will the I get a million dollars?

A: The Courier will die!


Q: Why the hell did you receive a Rebecca Black CD trhough the post?

A: Mos Def's beard.


Q. What reminds me of a burned down forest?


A. Because Bugs Bunny would have wanted it that way.
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I am a Lurker for Rapture. My lord Cthulhu will see you all conquered. JOIN THE CULT OF CTHULHU TODAY!!!

 •05/29/2011 03:41 PM (UTC) •
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Riyakou Wrote:
owen_pwned Wrote:
Lurker_of_Rapture Wrote:
ShaoKahn707 Wrote:
Q: What is Veggie Tales?

A: When Hell freezes over.


Q: When will the I get a million dollars?

A: The Courier will die!


Q: Why the hell did you receive a Rebecca Black CD trhough the post?

A: Mos Def's beard.


Q. What reminds me of a burned down forest?


A. Because Bugs Bunny would have wanted it that way.


Q: Why is Global Warming causing natural disasters?

A: Bioware sucks!
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 •05/30/2011 02:06 AM (UTC) •
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Q: what sucks my shlong?

A: MILF
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 •05/31/2011 12:15 AM (UTC) •
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cagedrage Wrote:
Q: what sucks my shlong?

A: MILF


Q. What's the acronym for Monkey I'd Like to Finger?


A. Because a banana in the dishwasher and the hat.
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I am awesome.

 •05/31/2011 01:38 AM (UTC) •
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What is the most non-sensical thing you can think off?

Will never touch it.
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 •05/31/2011 05:01 AM (UTC) •
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Shyriu Wrote:
What is the most non-sensical thing you can think off?

Will never touch it.


Q. What do you do when Michael Jackson's ghost visits you?

A. Ralph Wiggum
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Determination

•05/31/2011 06:53 AM (UTC) •
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StormChaser Wrote:
Shyriu Wrote:
What is the most non-sensical thing you can think off?

Will never touch it.


Q. What do you do when Michael Jackson's ghost visits you?

A. Ralph Wiggum


Who does Storm Chaser masterbate over?

Ferrari F50
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I am a Lurker for Rapture. My lord Cthulhu will see you all conquered. JOIN THE CULT OF CTHULHU TODAY!!!

 •06/01/2011 07:08 PM (UTC) •
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chardballz Wrote:
StormChaser Wrote:
Shyriu Wrote:
What is the most non-sensical thing you can think off?

Will never touch it.


Q. What do you do when Michael Jackson's ghost visits you?

A. Ralph Wiggum


Who does Storm Chaser masterbate over?

Ferrari F50


What did I get you for your birthday?

The fat slides right off!!!
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"Keep feeding me denial and hate. And from that, I will create".

Dimmu Borgir- Heretic Hammer In Sorte Diaboli

 •06/02/2011 01:02 AM (UTC) •
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Q: What is Billy Mays' response to Nutrisystem?

A: Toasty!
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 •06/02/2011 02:17 AM (UTC) •
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ShaoKahn707 Wrote:
Q: What is Billy Mays' response to Nutrisystem?

A: Toasty!


Q: What is Dan Forden's famous line?

A: Paris Hilton.
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I am awesome.

 •06/02/2011 07:27 AM (UTC) •
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Where is herpes?

Like a maniac-wielding chainsaw. (you read right)
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 •06/02/2011 02:39 PM (UTC) •
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Shyriu Wrote:
Where is herpes?

Like a maniac-wielding chainsaw. (you read right)


Q. What's one of Shyriu's weirdest comparisons?


A. Because the monkey and cow ran off before they could.
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 •06/03/2011 04:28 AM (UTC) •
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Riyakou Wrote:


A. Because the monkey and cow ran off before they could.


Q. Why didn't McDonald's kill those animals?

A. Orcs
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 •06/03/2011 10:55 PM (UTC) •
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Who is that Russian Family who lives down the way?

Rick Moranis
Q: Honey, who shrunk the kids?

A:Pork chop sandwiches!
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 •06/04/2011 05:10 PM (UTC) •
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lordofthenetherealm Wrote:
Q: Honey, who shrunk the kids?

A:Pork chop sandwiches!


Q. What's my biggest sex fetish?


A. Because the hamster wouldn't stop spinning.
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"Keep feeding me denial and hate. And from that, I will create".

Dimmu Borgir- Heretic Hammer In Sorte Diaboli

 •06/04/2011 05:35 PM (UTC) •
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Q: Why is there Hamster vomit on my couch?

A: love, springs and turtles.
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 •06/06/2011 12:00 AM (UTC) •
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How do you get baby turtles?

Antz
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Shyriu
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I am awesome.

 •06/06/2011 12:52 AM (UTC) •
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coltess Wrote:
How do you get baby turtles?

Antz

What movie was not as fun as Bugs?


Filled with a penis-full of cocaine.
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 •06/06/2011 03:46 AM (UTC) •
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Filled with a penis-full of cocaine.


Q. How do supermodels stay so skinny?

A. Sporks
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McHotcakes
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"Never Stay Down"- Steve Rogers

•06/07/2011 07:43 PM (UTC) •
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Q. How do supermodels stay so skinny?

A. Sporks


Q. Whats the best way to remove a contact lens?

A. A Broken Nose
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Mortal Klaybat #1 - Shinnok, Shao Kahn, Sektor, Noob Saibot and Ermac!

•06/10/2011 10:02 PM (UTC) •
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McHotcakes Wrote:
StormChaser Wrote:
Q. How do supermodels stay so skinny?

A. Sporks


Q. Whats the best way to remove a contact lens?

A. A Broken Nose


Is that wrong? I think it is...confused

Q: What happens if you walk into a glass wall?

A:Destroying a DS
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"Keep feeding me denial and hate. And from that, I will create".

Dimmu Borgir- Heretic Hammer In Sorte Diaboli

 •06/11/2011 02:08 PM (UTC) •
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Q. What's a good excuse to going out and getting a new DS?

A. Electrocution.
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