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I dont know whats wrong with me
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posted08/23/2012 04:22 AM (UTC)by
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It started a couple of days ago

Just walking into the bathroom

I got this urgent feeling to let it all out, that's my main goal

I'm going for the number 1 like I always do

And then I don't what the fuck happens but I sit

Yes I sit down and piss, and then after I piss I realize I'm sitting and I say to myself why the fuck am I sitting, I should stand and piss.
And it didn't just happen once or even twice
Its been always happening like this whole week, even this morning.

I don't know what went wrong or what the fuck is wrong with me. Has this happened to anyone else, is it just a phase that will end soon. I hope it does I mean I'm not trying to emasculate here.

Maybe a sign or something, I hope I can get back control of this, I hope I get get back control of my life.

Because if this keeps happening
I'm gonna stop happening
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Zmoke
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 •08/18/2012 07:08 PM (UTC) •
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What an adventurous thread, GUN. Well, at least in my homeland, they already demand to sit and pee in many public places – though not many follow it yet – to maintain hygiene and avoid diseases. Sitting on a toilet fits for more stuff than just introducing Mr. Hankey for men in the 21st century.
I'm not shitting you now: you can maintain your tough guy image while sitting and peeing. Just make some angry facial expressions while at it.
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 •08/18/2012 10:09 PM (UTC) •
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If I'm feeling tired and while needing to pee, I think of it as nailing two birds with one stone. Maybe you're just not thinking about it? Probably not a big deal.
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Kamionero
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 •08/18/2012 10:11 PM (UTC) •
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You should be ashamed of yourself.

You are a monster. An ungodly heathen.
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(Erik)
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 •08/18/2012 10:13 PM (UTC) •
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I think you have AIDS and cancer.
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 •08/18/2012 10:16 PM (UTC) •
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Kamionero Wrote:
You should be ashamed of yourself.

You are a monster. An ungodly heathen.


I can't even tell you how hard I laughed upon reading this.
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 •08/18/2012 10:31 PM (UTC) •
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I sit when I piss sometimes. Mainly because I'm to lazy to stand and wait and then shake that shit like a stick after i'm done lol.
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 •08/18/2012 10:40 PM (UTC) •
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Don't feel emasculated by it; sitting down while peeing is a learned behavior for humans.

You have nothing to worry about good chum, but it truly bothers you, try stiffening your legs while you pee. The pressure may alleviate the desire to sit. That's what I used to do back when I was in ROTC in high school and I had to stand at Parade Rest for long periods of time.

KungLaodoesntsuck Wrote:
Kamionero Wrote:
You should be ashamed of yourself.

You are a monster. An ungodly heathen.


I can't even tell you how hard I laughed upon reading this.


lol I know, right?

That was funny.
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 •08/19/2012 03:39 AM (UTC) •
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Kamionero Wrote:
You should be ashamed of yourself.

You are a monster. An ungodly heathen.


Came in to say this
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 •08/19/2012 04:29 AM (UTC) •
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Kamionero Wrote:
You should be ashamed of yourself.

You are a monster. An ungodly heathen.

I lol'd so damn hard
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 •08/19/2012 05:57 AM (UTC) •
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 •08/19/2012 07:36 AM (UTC) •
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I sit down too and I have a giant penis.

I'd say its because of laziness.
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•08/19/2012 10:38 AM (UTC) •
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Sometimes i'l sit for my morning piss.

Sometimes I'l just lean on the wall.

But when I wake up with a pishy hardon I sit because I have to stand to far away from the toilet due to the angle of my wangle.
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 •08/19/2012 11:51 AM (UTC) •
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Men sitting down to piss is alot more natural than you think. It has nothing to do with your gender or sexuality or anything like that. Just because you are a man doesn't mean you HAVE to stand up to piss, that's society norms which have brainwashed you to think that.

There's nothing wrong with you. Well, there is, but that's for another topic. ;P
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PorkandBeans
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 •08/19/2012 01:31 PM (UTC) •
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I always sit and pee. Mostly because I'm lazy or I have a magazine or my laptop to keep me occupied while doing business in the bathroom
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 •08/19/2012 07:24 PM (UTC) •
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JohnBoyAdvance Wrote:
I sit down too and I have a giant penis.

I'd say its because of laziness.



you large e-penis my friend
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 •08/19/2012 08:19 PM (UTC) •
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This is just a sign that your penis is loose. Your body is making you sit down to pee as a precaution against gravitational force if your penis falls off during urination.


Just twist your balls together and keep them there with a rubber band for 3 days. Your penis will be as good as new after this common form of maintenance.
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 •08/20/2012 01:36 AM (UTC) •
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dibula Wrote:
This is just a sign that your penis is loose. Your body is making you sit down to pee as a precaution against gravitational force if your penis falls off during urination.


Just twist your balls together and keep them there with a rubber band for 3 days. Your penis will be as good as new after this common form of maintenance.


not bad


also

today I stood up and pissed

3 times

hell yeah like a BOSS
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 •08/20/2012 01:46 AM (UTC) •
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For what it's worth, I usually sit and piss if I feel even the slightest hint of pressure in my bowels.

Then, as I expected, poo.
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 •08/20/2012 01:53 AM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
For what it's worth, I usually sit and piss if I feel even the slightest hint of pressure in my bowels.

Then, as I expected, poo.
J-spit Wrote:
For what it's worth, I usually sit and piss if I feel even the slightest hint of pressure in my bowels.

Then, as I expected, poo.


bowls?
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I feel so alone, gonna end up a Big ole pile of them bones.

 •08/20/2012 02:05 AM (UTC) •
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I gotta stand up or my penis will touch the toilet water. I can't sit down lol I just can't!
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 •08/20/2012 02:36 AM (UTC) •
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annilation Wrote:
I gotta stand up or my penis will touch the toilet water. I can't sit down lol I just can't!


I have that problem too. It's fuckin disgusting lol. So I just lean forward haha. Also, I'm sitting on the toilet as I type this.
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 •08/20/2012 03:05 AM (UTC) •
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What kind of toilets are you dudes using?
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PorkandBeans
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 •08/20/2012 03:55 AM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
What kind of toilets are you dudes using?


I use a regular toilet.

I'm just humbly well endowed.
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 •08/20/2012 05:58 AM (UTC) •
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you guys have some unearthly dicks you measure in a different unit than me

and id like to see em
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