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YingYeung
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•08/20/2012 06:16 AM (UTC) •
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PorkandBeans Wrote:

I'm just humbly well endowed.


Lol, do you remember us comparing sizes XD Good times
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Jaded-Raven
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 •08/20/2012 06:49 AM (UTC) •
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Well, the toiletwater in the USA fill up alot of the toilet there. Here there is close to nothing in the toilet, so I guess you wouldn't have THAT large penises before it would touch the water. But people like to exaggerate...
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I feel so alone, gonna end up a Big ole pile of them bones.

 •08/20/2012 04:06 PM (UTC) •
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Jaded-Raven Wrote:
Well, the toiletwater in the USA fill up alot of the toilet there. Here there is close to nothing in the toilet, so I guess you wouldn't have THAT large penises before it would touch the water. But people like to exaggerate...

Easy, for you to say. Well, here in the Antartica I happen to FAP a lot xD. Almost every teen was jacking it in San Diego. But I stopped after graduation LOL. Years, of HANDY work during my high school years.
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 •08/20/2012 05:52 PM (UTC) •
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annilation Wrote:
Jaded-Raven Wrote:
Well, the toiletwater in the USA fill up alot of the toilet there. Here there is close to nothing in the toilet, so I guess you wouldn't have THAT large penises before it would touch the water. But people like to exaggerate...

Easy, for you to say. Well, here in the Antartica I happen to FAP a lot xD. Almost every teen was jacking it in San Diego. But I stopped after graduation LOL. Years, of HANDY work during my high school years.


Why did you stop?
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I feel so alone, gonna end up a Big ole pile of them bones.

 •08/20/2012 06:22 PM (UTC) •
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Religion is why I stopped and I needed to be more mature.
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 •08/20/2012 07:51 PM (UTC) •
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Trust me when I say that maturity and masturbation have no correlation.

I'm plenty mature, but I'm always h***y and it's the same with the women I talk to, because I'm a lucky bastard.
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 •08/20/2012 07:55 PM (UTC) •
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
It started a couple of days ago

Just walking into the bathroom

I got this urgent feeling to let it all out, that's my main goal

I'm going for the number 1 like I always do

And then I don't what the fuck happens but I sit

Yes I sit down and piss, and then after I piss I realize I'm sitting and I say to myself why the fuck am I sitting, I should stand and piss.
And it didn't just happen once or even twice
Its been always happening like this whole week, even this morning.

I don't know what went wrong or what the fuck is wrong with me. Has this happened to anyone else, is it just a phase that will end soon. I hope it does I mean I'm not trying to emasculate here.

Maybe a sign or something, I hope I can get back control of this, I hope I get get back control of my life.

Because if this keeps happening
I'm gonna stop happening


You absolute BASTARD...
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 •08/20/2012 08:31 PM (UTC) •
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I've read many of your posts, UNdiscovered. 89% of the posts were foul and very hurtful to some of the "em-kay-ohh!" users.
Hilarious, even...

Me and you have gotten so close, that I even got on your cat's good side:



...But I never would have expected this from you of all people.
May the Gods be kind to your bladder.
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I feel so alone, gonna end up a Big ole pile of them bones.

 •08/20/2012 11:36 PM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
Trust me when I say that maturity and masturbation have no correlation.

I'm plenty mature, but I'm always h***y and it's the same with the women I talk to, because I'm a lucky bastard.

Dam you and your Swag hehe.
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 •08/20/2012 11:45 PM (UTC) •
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Chryo_Spyder Wrote:
I've read many of your posts, UNdiscovered. 89% of the posts were foul and very hurtful to some of the "em-kay-ohh!" users.
Hilarious, even...

Me and you have gotten so close, that I even got on your cat's good side:



...But I never would have expected this from you of all people.
May the Gods be kind to your bladder.


I was on Jupiter when I wrote this

and also im thinking of aking a "how big is it" thread
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 •08/20/2012 11:48 PM (UTC) •
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
Chryo_Spyder Wrote:
I've read many of your posts, UNdiscovered. 89% of the posts were foul and very hurtful to some of the "em-kay-ohh!" users.
Hilarious, even...

Me and you have gotten so close, that I even got on your cat's good side:



...But I never would have expected this from you of all people.
May the Gods be kind to your bladder.


I was on Jupiter when I wrote this

and also im thinking of aking a "how big is it" thread


I'll save you the trouble. It's big enough to pleasure her.
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 •08/21/2012 12:45 AM (UTC) •
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YingYeung Wrote:
PorkandBeans Wrote:

I'm just humbly well endowed.


Lol, do you remember us comparing sizes XD Good times


hahaha I do

Jaded-Raven Wrote:
Well, the toiletwater in the USA fill up alot of the toilet there. Here there is close to nothing in the toilet, so I guess you wouldn't have THAT large penises before it would touch the water. But people like to exaggerate...


The water doesn't fill up much here either unless you've clogged it or it's over flowing. I have no reason to exaggerate.
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 •08/21/2012 01:08 AM (UTC) •
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I'm personally jealous of your johnson, but women will deny the size's importance anyway.

Fuck it. If I jizz and she jizzes, then who cares, right, baby?
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 •08/21/2012 01:12 AM (UTC) •
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hahah

No reason to be jealous. It's not about the size, it's about how you use it.
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 •08/21/2012 01:14 AM (UTC) •
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I wanna use it to rock your tits and slash them with my sweet ass pineapple flavored spooge
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PorkandBeans
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 •08/21/2012 01:28 AM (UTC) •
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I don't have tits.

I'm a dude.
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 •08/21/2012 02:14 AM (UTC) •
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Therein lies the dilemma. He's gay for most of us anyway. We're so hawt!
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 •08/21/2012 02:17 AM (UTC) •
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J-spit Wrote:
Therein lies the dilemma. He's gay for most of us anyway. We're so hawt!


hay hay

Im only gay for you

Im just fucking with everyone else

but when it comes to you it gets serious

I just image your sexy ass in a nice chair making some beats while on some other shit

and I take that image and freeze it in my head imbed it into my mind and I begin my line of work

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•08/21/2012 07:10 AM (UTC) •
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
and also im thinking of aking a "how big is it" thread


Want a snapshot? XD
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Get that ass BANNED

•08/21/2012 08:22 AM (UTC) •
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Stand when doing #1.

Sit when doing #2. (I sometimes stand as well. Perfecting my aim ever so slightly)

Handstand when doing both #1 and #2. (A shower usually follows after a bit of crying)
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 •08/21/2012 11:11 AM (UTC) •
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UNdiscovered Wrote:
J-spit Wrote:
Therein lies the dilemma. He's gay for most of us anyway. We're so hawt!


hay hay

Im only gay for you

Im just fucking with everyone else

but when it comes to you it gets serious

I just image your sexy ass in a nice chair making some beats while on some other shit

and I take that image and freeze it in my head imbed it into my mind and I begin my line of work



You naughty thing. I have nothing else to add here.
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 •08/21/2012 07:24 PM (UTC) •
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I have a lot to add to you though

and I know you gonna love the outcome
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STATE FED LIES CHARM EMPTY EYES. Anon.

 •08/21/2012 08:49 PM (UTC) •
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This stopped being about peeing a while ago...

Just to weigh in here, i have to sit in order not to splash everywhere. The ring in my shaft makes it a necessity.
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 •08/22/2012 06:41 PM (UTC) •
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PickleMendip Wrote:
This stopped being about peeing a while ago...

Just to weigh in here, i have to sit in order not to splash everywhere. The ring in my shaft makes it a necessity.


When did this become about elevators?

Thank you. I'll be here all week.
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 •08/22/2012 07:21 PM (UTC) •
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I win.
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