m0sh shaves cause he knows a lady can't look cool with hairy legs.

lol, well played.

-Just sitting around with your hands in your pants.
-Fixing a game console.
-Breaking a game console.
-Holding a Gamecube controller.
-Playing cards.
-Tripping over nothing.
-Looking through a collection.
-Typing.
-Calling customer support.

while trying to shoot a hadoken in real life when your wife is calling you.

Hitting a dead end.

Driving-wise, game playing-wise? Both?

You know what? Both.

Dead ends suck.

Impossible to look cool with dead ends... in your hair... Yeah, disgusting.

I lied though... there's THREE people that can pull off the mustache look. How could I forget the dashingly handsome Yanni? Well... maybe it's because he stopped having his mustache... but damn, the 90s Yanni... Yeah. There's three people that can pull of the stache look.

-Wearing pajamas in public if you're over the age of 3
-Wearing a Snuggie. Comfy? Yes. Cool? No.
-Wearing Crocs
-Wearing a Snuggie with Crocs. *Shudder*
-Having your thong stick out of your pants
-Wearing your hair in a tight, tight bun on the top of your head
-Wearing leggings as pants
-Eating peanutbutter straight out of the jar. I'll be the first to admit I do this, but I already know I'm not cool.

Brushing your hair with a toothbrush.


I'm so ghetto!

I used to have a trundel brush years ago. The handles kept breaking.



Ka-Tra

Recovering from getting hit in the face with a football, or any sports ball for that matter.

It may not be cool, but I do love it when women do that.

Yeah, as long as they don't weigh 250 lbs.

Well that goes without saying

Buying a Nintendo 2DS.

Yes, I meant 2DS.

...DS? DS Lite, DSi, DSi XL? There's more than one.

Nintendo announced the 2DS. Basically a much cheaper version of the 3DS without the 3D.

What about Jason Lee in My Name Is Earl ???


It is Impossible to Look Cool While... I adjust my 3 nose-rings, because it looks like i'm picking my nose. Piercings are fun to play with, but certain ones need to be done in private :(

It is impossible to look cool while jumping around with joy yesterday because it was 20 year anniversary of power rangers.
IT'S MORPHING TIME!

...Damn, I could've waited.
Why couldn't I have heard of this earlier?

Attempting this in real life. Never as cool as that moment- just lame when you try it.

Skipping! Oh god in P.E. when they would make us skip I would feeel so uncool

Skipping is good cardio, and good for gross motor development.


You can't look cool if you're a man holding your baby daughter's big-ass pink diaper bag. Sure, you look adorable, but not cool.

You can't look cool while reading "50 Shades of Grey" on a public train- especially when you're blushing like a Japanese schoolgirl the whole time. The older you are, the creepier it is.