O face.

Yoda.....Yoda......Dagobah,,,,,,,,Yoda........Tom Selleck!

Anyway It is impossible to look cool while

Riding a starving horse
Starving a hoarse
saying swag every F'ing minute
thinking this list had thought put into it
That your bad your bad you NOT!
Eating my grapes.nono
Saying the word N.....ight to speak about a knight.bigot
Killing three dog in Fallout 3.boooo
Playing any wolverine game. buy Deadpool.
Reading this whole list but not commenting.use those piggies.

Sucking a snakebite off a man's butt
fixing a wedgie
getting the lyrics wrong in your favorite song
being a juggalo
masturbating
making rape jokes (hint hint: pewdiepie)
doing bad imitations
poorly using a fake accent
eating a bucket of fried chicken from KFC
cleaning your grandmother's underwear
sleeping in classroom
getting hit in the head with a basketball after claiming to be "wide open"
having your pass intercepted by a linebacker which scores him a touchdown (Bears Quarterback during 2010-2011 semi-finals)
Spelling Freud as Froid
I could go on forever baby.

Playing Call of Duty.

Fuck that guy. He was withholding information about my Dad, and wouldn't give me info until I did him a favor. I beat that bastard with my baseball bat until his head exploded.

Then I killed everyone inside the building.

+1

So your the asshole who kill the dog! f#%&@##$%K u.
no but seriously three dog just died in my game some how. killer still on the loose.
To business:
While ordering the kids meals and trying to laugh about with friends cause your 30+.(wasn't funny when you were 13 isn't funny now)
buying game and then trading it to game stop for 5 dollars when i offered $10
sloppy seconds nough said
bro.s before Ho.....Foes (update!)
up scale porn mags in living room
saying your to old for Halloween
being forty and coming to my door saying trick or treat with no kids(parties dude unless dressed bad ass)
puked in your girlfriends mouth after 1 to many.

Using the word "theme" too much, It's irritating! The word "theme" is commonly used in a connotative fashion in order to identify BGM music in a video game that is specified amongst a character in said game.

Let me see....

Hitting on people with the dumbest pick up line

(Hey there, I see you're drinking some water, water is cool.)

Trying to make hints towards people that really doesn't care anymore

(Facebook statuses, posts on the Internet, that sort of thing)

Caring about stuff that isn't remotely affecting your life and being way too into it

(Court cases)

Making fun of the handicapped/mentally ill

Doing drugs

Throwing up

Missing to catch food in your mouth when thrown in the air

Eating with your mouth open

Peeing/shitting your pants

Reading a book

Getting very angry at online gamers

Getting very angry in general

Missing the ball to kick in kickball

Playing any instrument in marching band that isn't in the drumline

(Thank goodness I was a snare drummer)

Listening to Kidz Bop.
Being a hypocrite.
Complaining about something, then doing the exact thing you complained about.
Dumpster diving.
Speed dating.
Being an elitist.
Being a hipster.
Perpetuating matters that have been left alone.
Reading into things way too much.
Thinking that someone/everyone is trying to persecute you.
Being closed-minded.
Condemning others for having interests and hobbies that you don't agree with.
Believing that the American government isn't shitting the bed 24/7.
Being a televangelist.
Editing those PETA/Sarah McLachlan commercials.
Being an overly excited game show contestant.
Poisoning the minds of the people with propaganda and idiocy.
Drinking a wine cooler.
Smoking Newports (have fun coughing up blood, they have fiberglass in them)
Being on Judge Judy or a similar show.
Being on Jerry Springer, Maury, etc.
Being a fanboy/girl of any kind.

I did mean those "waterproof" ones, not the knit ones that Clint Eastwood has worn.

Nobody mentioned that it's impossible to look cool while:

-falling UP stairs

-having all the change escape from your purse/pockets and go rolling around on the ground and you have to stop it from rolling away, try to pick it up off a flat and dirty surface, and act like nothing happened.

-trying to get your keys out of a locked car

-trying to get your keys out of a locked car WHILE THE ENGINE IS RUNNING.

-buying feminine hygiene products

^ Good, I'm glad you didn't mean actual ponchos.

Being sentenced.

Posting on MKO

Dang, he got us all.

No, just those who try to look cool while posting on MKO.

Hells yeah!

Having to clean or readjust your glasses.

It is impossible to look cool while a joke flies over your head.

... or when making assumptions.

It is impossible to look cool while having a beard.

Oh wait

I'd post a pic of myself, but I shaved earlier today. Actually, there are a bunch of people here with some sick beards.

Getting picked last in kickball.

Eating a banana

Adjusting your bra

Sneezing

Acting like this

My friend actually dated him. I never met him in person but my girlfriend did and while he is acting in his videos he is just generally awkward to be around.