Oh, I don't know. 14?

Holy shit, right on! Way to go :-p

How could you tell, wa it the puberty, the teenage angst, or the flaming? :-p

Actually, you had your age in your profile.

Ah, so it was the Teenage lack of intelligence? :p

Lol. Yeah. Pretty much.

Apparently, I’m good, or so my family and friends tell me
Do I trust them or not? Right now, my sanity’s in for shelving
Let it sit and collect dust, ‘cause I don’t use it
Not while these big names reject us, still thinkin’ we useless
But we deserve it more than any stars who spit fake ass raps,
We spit our sould and pain, while they screamin ‘Shake that ass!’
They know not how to rap, it seems like even I could teach em something!
And show them what’s hot on their track, they’d look at me and I’d say ‘Nothing.’
Cause I’m sick of this worthless generic music getting hyped
When pistols are involved every day of my life
But I don’t get commemorated on shit, even though I keep it real!
But their lyrics are memorized and spit, for reasons unknown to me, still.

Think I'll stop there and let you have a chance :-p

Posted anew cause last one got screwed.

This'll be my last one for tonight. It's 2:16, and I have to work tomorrow (work SUCKS!) I need the sleep, even if it takes me forever to fall asleep. Anyway:

Hushed voices croak out dying words of wit,
Mumbling in strange tones about forgotten hits.
All it takes now to make it big is bling-bling and rhymes.
But that don't mean shit. It means nothing at any time.
The true crime is we buy this bull-shit,
Cough up dollars, quarters and dimes to spin their shit.
Yet, all they do is grunt and stutter;
And in their music videos, some cunt and strutter
Shakes her big ass and gets hosed with water guns.
That shit don't pass! It doesn't leave me satisfied when it's done.
I want to hear some gold, not just another
Prick who thinks he's "ice cold". I'm out for blood or
Bite, alright? Something for me to sink my teeth into.
I don't give a shit what you think; you don't got a clue;
Buy into this copyright bullshit and follow the trend.
Years later, you'll take my hints, how I saw that it would end.
It's all fake! It's all players wanting to spray their
Shit, but peel back the layers and nothing there.
So, these cardboard cut-out excuses for rappers
Can have their shit sell-out songs flushed down the crapper.
They think I give a damn they pissed on my songs?
They took a dump like a punk, now the battle's on.
Millionaires with no talent, and street punks like ourselves;
The messages ya sent were enough to give 'em hell.
They think that they're the next big thing,
But they don't know a damn thing about anything.
They can have their bling-bling and pretend to rap and sing,
But they're still nothing but posers in the rap community.
After this is all over, after the closure, rap won't appear as lunacy.
Maybe after the battle, after the fight,
Rap will shack and rattle and get back its bite.

Wow, Akon, that was really great shit, and if you keep that up, I really hope you make it! So keep writing and don't give up!

I got fired from Dairy Queen, so no eary sleep for me. But Good Night mang!

gawd damnit! where this all come from theres alredy a peotry thread... shit you guys are just spamming... Ok did anyone get the count of the votes? because I sure didn't WTF happened?

Gar- 4?
Vab- 4?
ties? final verse? fuck knows! and are you guys fucking serious??? I cannot recall who were the ones that are not familiar with the rules? PERSONAL REFERENCES ARE THE KEY ELEMENT man... it's Like I'm taking crazy pills...

k4e
saxtard
akon
devilkiller-garlador

lucid
georgejung
sub-zeromasta
razor
Blade-tsung
alpha_Q_up


Alex~Vab

It's settled then... altough you forgot to add *aknoid(sp?)
who voted for Garlador...

as much as it hurts me to see this mess culminate into so much hate Garlador must stay... and eventhought I brought him on by my request I would like there be no angst... pieces Gar...

- R O S T E R -

Torchia 1st!
error-Macro
LuoisTypo
and NeoScorpion pent up rage...

Bajar < SubZedox (RIP to your homeboy by the way)
ShaolinChuan < UREIKO
Eldersin < Saxtard
Juastincredible < Blade-Tsung
Elder_god < Jaybe
Jamshead < Kitana4Ever
Garlador < ItsVab

they say the good die young...

akon or whatever i put is abbreviated for akonkid

Alex~Vab

Good luck, Vab.
Fatality.

Well, at least he handled it with grace. In the infamous words from "Galaxy Quest", "By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Warvan, I shall avenge you!"

Hoo.. Here I go...

Well, this is it, it seems your screwed,
will you be a match for my attitude?
My guess is not, 'cause the written plot
seems to say that you're gonna get shot,
outta the ring, this thing is won.
I'm gonna pound you hard, until your done.
Hell, I'll kick you while your down, just for fun!
I'm usually quiet, but you can't defie it,
'cause you can't choose, how you're gonna lose,
I'ma hand your ass to you on a platter,
'cause I'm goin' up on the rap battle ladder.


Note: Yeah, my raps are short, but they're not the shortest thing on the board, eh, Neo Scorpion?

At a difficult point in life,
you took some stabs
not phased by your short lyrical jabs
considering you get a bigger knife...
oh shit an inuendo on my dick
I thought you'd save that but you brought it mighty quick...
that 'clincher' was funny, shit I chuckled
guess you're ready, & excuse me while I undo my belt buckle...
screwed match plot shot
golly stop you get me hot...
how 'bout I pound you until I'm done...
cuz it's over when I announce it and this shits just begun...
that attempt was so weak man you're such a whinner
you're better off having a vagina
I'm your Godfather son I'll baptize you Jemima
And I'm popin caps? 45 or niner?
It's good to see you try and shoot the breezy
and my dicks hanging loose and resting easy
wish I could say the same for you
cuz after that, clearly you got work to do...
this cats not trying he's just writting sonnets,
he comes up to Neo swearing 'he has won it!'
I might not have to do none of it
cuz it feels like this kid should be wearing bonnets
he speaks of neo loosin
he's gayed himself up to the point of confusion
I'm not gonna strain miself but I'll give you a peek...
great job taking the short cock jokes from K4E
you're on your way up to your 'user of the weak'
keep adding your brilliant Ideas, and tally up a loss to me...
clearly nervous before you even started,
after reading this you're gonna feel retarted
to me you're like that ass who knocked Doc Seuss
I like his rhymes so his style I'll use...
you could not beat me with a chair, table or bat
cat, you could not muster up enough balls to do squat
you could not beat me with an infantry
so how about doing it differently?
step off save yourself the trouble
I'll let you take a wack at me, shit I'll provide the shovell
but you will just cower and dig your grave
Cuz you cannot see me you fuckin knave!!
you couldn't beat me driving a car,
so I'll just treat you like the bitch you are...

meh, it's late I got work...
'Oh my god Neo was a total jerk...'
so try that shit again while I sit and smirk...
pussy...
(all users I've been informed that misconduct has to result in an expulsion from the tourney....that is all, unfortunately I cannot say fuck the law, cuz these guys play god Online...)

Torchia... you're really gonna have to step it up a bit for round two. Currently, you're not even in the same league. Fatality.

(my prologe)

where is he?

I guess I'll give it another go...

Oh Lord how my skill is polished
I suppose you went ahead to try to piss me off
I seen what you gave and that was enough
I'm truly offended mission accomplished...

I saw your post, yo wheres the rest??
You read the title with my name in it,
Never has Neo been shown such shit
you should have brought the best...

what, you got your A game on lay away?
or you couldn't figure much to say
are you that overwhelmed? or perhaps that shook...
so answer me already, you procrastinating canuck...

you're serving me, yet not what I hunger
you've awaken a demon that will sleep no longer
I'm NeoScorpion you just don't matter
and the only thing on that platter is torchia's blood splattered

...fatality...
RIP Gar...

I'm back

DAMN! C'mon Torchia! You gotta step up to the plate now.


GD

I vote for neither and both. You both sucked, and I think there should be two more rounds where you guys actually try.

None of your diesses or rhymes matched up, lack of Meta's, lack of good punches... Neither of you deserve a score/10.

So far in the first round, I would vote more for Torchia, however. It's short, to the point, doesn't repeat itself, rhymes fine, transitions fine... Better than Neo's first verse.

Neo, you should work a lot on your punches.

Torchia, work a lot more on your flow, make your raps longer. Try for a minimum of about ten bars.

Lucid_Ninja Wrote: I vote for neither and both. You both sucked, and I think there should be two more rounds where you guys actually try. None of your diesses or rhymes matched up, lack of Meta's, lack of good punches... Neither of you deserve a score/10. So far in the first round, I would vote more for Torchia, however. It's short, to the point, doesn't repeat itself, rhymes fine, transitions fine... Better than Neo's first verse. Neo, you should work a lot on your punches. Torchia, work a lot more on your flow, make your raps longer. Try for a minimum of about ten bars.

I was right! He really is a dumbass! Garlador, you owe me $5.

Man, my first rap was pretty weak,
and me winning seems really bleak,
but at least I tried, I didn't hide, or run,
I just stepped up, to have some fun.
You loaded the gun, and took a shot,
but did I cower? Obviously not!
I took the shot like a man, and here I stand,
Knowin' that my future is canned.
But oh well, here I go, so
You talk big, but your words are small,
your mind is short, who cares if your dicks tall?
Sure, your raps are fine, way better than mine,
but at least I know how to tell the time!
You know how to sputter words you think rhyme,
but “whiner” and “vagina”?
What the hell is that?
Stick to rhymes like Cat and Bat,
they’ll keep you on your toes,
’cause as everyone knows,
your mind slows down, thinkin’ about those,
so stop thinkin’ ‘bout your dick,
it makes us all sick,
learn to rhyme,
and try again next time!

Better, torchia, much better. I'll wait until Neo strikes back. And, saxtard... I owe you nothing. Fatality.