akonkid Wrote: Ah. See how Mortal Kombat brings people together? But, really, if I'm gonna be in it, I'll need someone to go against, or will I be "freelance"? A resident "wild card"? Woo-pi!

I'll rap against you

This pussy fighting is just fucking lame! Why don't you just suck it up, and kick Neo's ass for me in the battle!

torchia Wrote: akonkid Wrote: Ah. See how Mortal Kombat brings people together? But, really, if I'm gonna be in it, I'll need someone to go against, or will I be "freelance"? A resident "wild card"? Woo-pi! I'll rap against you This pussy fighting is just fucking lame! Why don't you just suck it up, and kick Neo's ass for me in the battle!

You know, now that I think about it... I like that idea! How about I go against Akon?

Lucid_Ninja Wrote: Lmao... You guys are 'Callin me out'? Why? Because you suck? Listen, I really would battle, but everyone hates me. Why? Because I was honest. Honesty killed me. This thread is about nothing but popularity. See, no matter what I spit, if it amounted to Eminem, Tupac, and DMX spitting their best verses ever, I would still get voted against. It's inevitable. And WTF is this Lucid_Nigga shit? It was fine up till that, now you've crossed the line, dick. There's now only one thing I hate more than disrespectful self-dicklickers : You. Edit : Neo, man up, you fuckin dick. Take shit like a man, follow Garlador's example. I voted against him, but I did it SO much worse. I basically told him he licked balls. What did he do? Nothing, he took it, knew in his mind that I didn't know shit. What I did to you : Voted for you. What you did : Challenged me and took it personally like a cocksucker. Shut up, please.

if what you said it's true than anyone cannot hate you for beign honest... they hate may hate you for your manner of handling your issues...

for garlador you broke down his entire serse just to turn votes, and if, IF that was the reason that Garlador did not advance then people DO NOT HATE, you man up and stop making excuses, I do not care who you vote for because everyone puts in effort and EVERY-FUCKING-BODY IS ENTITLED TO VOTE, I'm am not 'calling you out'... I am asking you to join, I did it civily via PM if you back down fine, I do not dwell, and I did it because you said BOTH me and torchia sucked, which lead me to believe you just like to start shit, so fine begone, this tourney is a better place without, your immaturity... grow some fucking balls

I don't have to prove anything to you. Think what you want, you don't know me, so I am whatever you want me to be.

Okay, after all of thats over and done with, everyone is till welcome to vote, remember that.
sorry Akonkid(finally got it right!) unless you find a rap partner in the the next battle, you cannot join, My mistake for leading you on...
So this is the last 1st round battle and it will go like this!

- R O S T E R -

error-Macro
LuoisTypo

Last 1st round battle!

Bajar < SubZedox (RIP to your homeboy by the way)
ShaolinChuan < UREIKO
Eldersin < Saxtard
Juastincredible < Blade-Tsung
Elder_god < Jaybe
Jamshead < Kitana4Ever
Garlador < ItsVab
Torchia < NeoScorpion

thank you to all who participated...

Alright, fine, if Akon needs a partner, I'll join.

I think Akon deserves to win.

I can't believe my two favorite things in the world have colided together.Rapping and MK.I CAN RAP.But I'm not going to enter.I wish I could.I'll Entually post one of my flows.When yall here it.I promise.It will be remembered.

-When niggas here me rap,they think I'm shady.
But I have more white fans than that bastard Wayne Brady.

I didn't know I was in the competition... I meant like I would read this thread a whole lot...

lol sry i apologize for the mixup

well... it's all fucked up now


Louis, what happened to you being all up in this like Kid Rock in Pam Anderson? if you're not actually battling, it's more like you're watching a home-movie w/ Kid Rock and Pam

here's my 2 cents, just have akonkid step in for Louistypo... that way, no extra battles, no mess

or, if Lucid_ninja really wants to be in, have akon and Lucid battle (they were gonna have to anywaze right?) to see who takes LT's spot

bump... somebody had to do it

for the love of donuts, somebody battle!

well fine then, luois, this information coulda been useful to me A MONTH AGO!!!!

fine error advances Akonkid and Lucid will battle, but it looks like a str8 up walkover...

hold up now... let's at least make error-macro work for it... i suggest akon and lucid battle, and winner steps in for louis against er-mac

OR! we could make things really interesting, and have a triple threat battle... all 3 contestants against eachother, only one person progresses... damn, that'd be bad-ass, but those are just my thoughts, do whatever the hell you want

Jaybe2K4 Wrote: hold up now... let's at least make error-macro work for it... i suggest akon and lucid battle, and winner steps in for louis against er-mac OR! we could make things really interesting, and have a triple threat battle... all 3 contestants against eachother, only one person progresses... damn, that'd be bad-ass, but those are just my thoughts, do whatever the hell you want

Oooor you could all give your buddy Torchia a second chance, and I would go against Er-Mac..

Don't hold your breath, torchia. If anything, Garlador deserved a second chance after that grand spectacle. But, back to point... who goes first?

Thanks, AKON, but I'll bow out it if the opportunity arises. I don't believe in second chances... at least, not too much. Fatality.

Garlador Wrote: Thanks, AKON, but I'll bow out it if the opportunity arises. I don't believe in second chances... at least, not too much. Fatality.

Re-heh-heh-eally...? I believe in second chances whole heartedly

beg your pardon but, would you kindly stfu? you'll get a second chance Torchia... in the 2005 MKO Rap Battle... but the way things are going, we'll be well into 2K5 before this one is over!

NO MORE NEW ADDITIONS!! akon, since you seem to pop up a lot more in here, you go first...
this is the omega of alpha... let's get this shit started

Okay. I guess I'll go first. Lucid, just before hand, everything's cool. The last thing I want to start is another flame war. Ugh.

Yo, break this shit down and see if you measure up.
Time to hit the ground and see if you're just that tough.
Pow! Blam! A lyrical body-slam, and you're out cold.
Who I am was none of your concern; just in with the new; out with the old.
Passed out drunk like your daddy in his truck;
Trying to "get crunk"; acting like you gave a fuck.
You didn't care either way; just a poser with a grudge;
Spit your shit; I'll hear what you say; I just won't budge.
Unlike some, who blow up when they hear their momma's name;
Who can't seem to grow up and play this damn drama game.
You like that, too? Just a fool with a temper?
All that I knew was that I heard you bitch and wimper.
You mofo ain't got no flow, so blow your snow
And suck your toes while my shit flows and goes
'Round and 'round, like a carousel of style,
While you pound the ground and try to walk the mile.
You gotta be great or you're gonna be late.
Make no mistake, that's what it takes to play yo fate.
You ain't got the rhythm, ain't got the jive,
Ain't got the guts to hit 'em and make 'em feel alive.
The crowd grows loud, but you're too damn proud
To hear your own damn rounds banging in surround sound.
Sounds like shit to me; turn that shit off and let us be!
Give us a bit to bleed. Give us a bit to fuckin' believe.
You spray your karaoke, copyrighted bull shit;
So damn bland and hoaky, yet you wonder why the fans spit
It right back in your mother-fuckin' face
And treat you like a cock-suckin' disgrace.
Well, up the pace, and run this damn race
And then maybe you'll get a taste
Of what a real player is like!
Until then, you'll just say or piss light.
Too light for me, and too light for them.
Too white for G; time to fight for 'em.
So, get down, and hang with the nigguhs and pimps.
Yo see I'm bound to stay away from you wigguhs and gimps.
So say hello to your sluts for me;
I got a date with destiny.
So step back and see
What makes me bleed and what makes me dream!

Yo, Introduction

Boy I'm all in it makin' money stackin' profit.
Keep my heat wit' me case a nigga want to stop me.
Man I might be small but, niggas don't want this.
Akonkid mess up you'll be my next target.
Listen to my rymes you'll here that I'm ballin.
Put a gag in yo mouf so yo neighbors wont her you hollin'.
Blow smoke down yo' chest till' yo lunges start to coughin'.
Cut the lines out yo' phone so the police won't here you callin'.
Listen to my rymes, yo' I'm tryin' to strike fear.
I have enough power to put eyes in tears.

MKO, I really want to thank ya.
For lettin' me show Akonkid that I'm certifide Gansta.

Hah! Look at Akon, tryin to step up and to the plate and take a swing
But who at? So far in his spits, he's late to even mention me!
Copy and paste, where did you mention even my name?
Actually wait, I don't want to have to read your shitty raps a-gain.
Your good rhymes are like aliens- they’re yet to be seen!
The nearest you come to beating me is hitting your computer screen.
All I can ask for is one wish, and just hope that I luck up
I just want a way to make you shut the fuck up!
I would glue your mouth shut so that you couldn't spit,
But you talk out of your ass anyways so it wouldn't do shit.
Your raps don't rhyme, they'll make you directly get shot,
Because your words don't fit, might as well make you a t-shirt: "Dyslexia Got?"
You rhymes show nothing but love, they don’t effect me
Even if you injected them into my blood, they wouldn’t infect me.
Mr. Kid, you’ve gotten yourself in a fix
You don’t want me to open up my bag of tricks
You can’t rap like this, so why battle ‘Cid?
You couldn’t fit two bars together if you was packin’ twix.
And your punches are as off target as a blind man playing pool,
You winning this battle is less likely than a pedophile staying in school!
But It doesn't matter how bad I punch and jab, I can't have any hope,
'Cause a while back I voted for Vab, and that's where I lost all my votes.

And the winner is............................

After the commercial break.

hee! hee! hee! hee! hee!

Yo, fuck you, Lucid; you can't say no shit.
Yo rhymes suck, too, but you think it'll fit.
Gonna pull a sympathy card and bring up Vab?
Take it like a man, you retard, and try and stab
Your points to the wall, instead of faking a fall.
Your all-in-all ain't nothing but a false call.
Fakin' your way up to the front;
Trying to make us forget that you're a fuckin' cunt.
You wanna hear your name? You're too damn vain!
You think you got game? You think that all that profane
Shit you spit will git you legit?
You couldn't take the hit, so lower your fists
And walk away. You think you some "ninja?"
'Scuse me while I say that's lame. Or did ya
Think it was "cool?" How pathetic.
You're too much of a fool to have the rehtoric
To speak your own damn mind. It's so asanine
To hear you wine; it's over; your ass is mine.
You DO speak like you got glue in your mouth.
You're too weak to do something or anything about
Your lack of substance; enough ass-kissin'
Vab and stand on your own! Don't you be dissin'
What you don't even know. Just sit down and listen
To that shit that you say. Maybe then you'll see what's missin'
And you'll throw yourself away. Go on and say
What you want to say. Make my day or make me pay,
But damn it if you don't make the effort.
You're so damn lazy, like your mother, the heifer,
That none of it flows; none of it goes;
All of it shows a lack of talent; too weak-prone.
So spout your piece, and die in your weak disease,
And then let me be while you annoy others constantly.
Start thinkin' 'bout yourself and start thinkin' 'bout me!
You're so chock full of hypocrisy, it ain't even YOU mockin' me.
Talk some shit, boy! Throw me some dirt!
Don't be some faggit toy; stand up and take the hurt!
So, fuck you, and try and fuck me back!
Then maybe you can die while you struggle to attack!
Don't blow me off 'cause of what I am and I what did;
You just show it off, but I'm better than that. I'm Akonkid.
Till then, you just go on being a pretender,
While I get this shit up, you continue to render
Yourself useless without some gun. This ain't for fun!
So get this over with. It's done. I'm still better in the long-run.

Boi akonkid layin down the hotness!!!
leaving lucid lookin a hot-mess!

this battle came out good I'm still to hear lucids response which should be no less than unforgettable

props to both contestants... i'll have to wait till lucid's response for my decision... but akon, why'd u say "everything is cool" before your first verse? it made you sound like you're wussing out on yourself...

and wTF is MK-TJ?