This little 1st grade girl said:


Fechtapulls!

I said:


What's a fechtapull?

She says:

A fechtapull is sumpting you eat! Like corn ---with a c!

DragoNEn3rgY Wrote:
My Nephew: Whats a penis pump?
My sister(his mom): Go ask your dad.
Nephew: Dad whats a penis pump, everyone started laughing when I said it so it must be cool.


HAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>...

DragoNEn3rgY Wrote:
My Nephew: Whats a penis pump?
My sister(his mom): Go ask your dad.
Nephew: Dad whats a penis pump, everyone started laughing when I said it so it must be cool.


HAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>...

human713 Wrote:
kifedark
tkomoe81
cazic
burpin
mkcdj
quest
varchild
boricua
fogfrost
ultxnipss
5nak3y35
spooky

^ LAME PLAYErs especially moe beacuze he records pullers n hes the one dat pulls.lol

weirdsub-stryker94 Wrote:
(Chappelle's Show skit with the crack adict)

Joe Rogan: All right Tyrone! It's up to you! all you have to do is eat a little bit of the elk penis, & your the champio...

Tyrone(Chappelle): And yada yada yada! MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!




That was hilarious! LOL!

Shyriu Wrote:
Kombosus, I have a classic that I send with special wishes to you:
[img]http://www.accesswave.ca/~shawnbrockley/retard.jpg[/img]

Kombosus Wrote:
Sweet let me just call Osma quick they got planes out on 9/11 so I'm sure my boy Bin Laden will hook me up, I'll be there. Congratulations and I wish you the happiest of lives.

decrazed Wrote:

Kombosus Wrote:
You want to know what I think. Fuck the people that died. Fuck the people that did it. Fuck everyone but me and the people I'm associated with. It did not effect us personally in any way who gives a SHIT? I'll piss on their graves and not think another thought about it.

The_Purple_Bunny Wrote:
"If you get killed, you wasted part of your life." - Brooke Shields.

No shit, she actually said that.

G_Ninja Wrote:


Lolz! How old is this nephew of yours?

Gunther4U Wrote:
Hi it's me GÃÂÂ1⁄4nther here! have you all missed me? Of course you have.


You are not going to beleve your minds...
I recently got fired from my job in mcdonnalds for some jokes i make. I say to a girl in the servicedesk. you have legs like frenchfries and boobies like whoopers with extra cheese. I frorget she was my boss. So now i work in a laundry cleaning panties all day long.... ohh by the way, you remember my mentor kzystof, yes? yes?! i have now i new mentor his name is Ramzi. I call him Ramzi the gypsy mailman becas hes a gypsy... but he is also a mailman.here is a picture of him and his family [Linked removed by Mod.] I admire his strenght he has taught me that i have to let go of kzystofs tragic death and go on in my life with cleaning panties. Anyway, now that you are up to date on my situation in life let me reveal to you the whole point of this thread. Basically, I am standing in a shower and if you feel you have something to confess you enter the shower and hold my hand and then confess it.just write /enter shower with gunther.So let me begin /enter shower I like to dress in leather and pretend that I'm a dignified little lady.....

Many love gÃÂÂÂ1⁄4nther..

DragoNEn3rgY Wrote:


He 9 years old...lol

devilwithin Wrote:
"Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming."

Quoted by Peter Boyle

Coltess Wrote:
*slow clap*

N00bSaibot IS A DICK SUCKING FAT ASS MOTHER FUCKING DICK SUCKING ASS HOLE HE SEEN ME AN IM TALKING SHIT

Iori9 Wrote:
I assure you guys that this is the best quote you will ever see
















Smoke_noob666 wrote:

G-Ninja Wrote: Ooooohhhhhhhh SNAP!

Pinemartin Wrote:


lol....i....... am.... AWESOME!!!!.....