1. None
2. No
3. No

Jesus Christ! The Sexual Health Clinic has begun!

1: I would suck my own ....., because you didn't say what ..... was!

2: Nah. Besides, Girlfriend? If I had one in the first place, then still no; I'm not a sex-crazed loon like most people. Of course, if they wanted it, they could always force me.

3: Hell no!


These questions are getting funnier and funnier!

Can you have eyes of different colors? (meaning, one can be brown and the other blue. Without eye contacts of course)

oohh man lol.Hell no for the last on huh? lol.A million big ones? Ok, it would be a lot of pain so I can't blame ya.


Hey toxik, you can't choose NONE for the first one.You will get shot in the head if unless you choose one or the other. lol


Ok, here are 3 more.


1.Would you give yourself a BJ for a billion dollars?(all you have to do is give yourself a BJ until you bust in your own mouth) lol


2.Fuck, Marry and Kill.Which one out of these three celebrities would you do to each?a.Pamela Anderson
b.Hillary Clinton
c.Alex Rodriguez

Remember:You have to choose one of each for the choices above ^.You have to kill one, fuck on and marry the other.NOTE:The one you marry you have to have sex with at least once a month.





3.Would you ever poke out one of your eye balls in exchange for 100 more years added to your life?

1: Physically impossible... Unless you A: Have a penis over 18 inches long, or B: have a Hyper-flexible spinal column!

2: I would break the rules specifically just so I could kill 'em all!

3: Hell no!



MY STUPID QUESTION: What is the heaviest weight a human has ever lifted?

Yup! My schoolmate has one brown and green. It's happens when the genes from your mum and dad separate, and then randomly coming back together to form what you will look like (thats why you have some features from your mum and some from your dad). Usually one gene would be dominant over the other (eg: brown eye colour is dominant over green, so you can get both genes but your eyes only come out brown) but for some random mishap, this doesnt always apply and you get eyes of two different colours.
I might not be 100% correct, but thats roughly what i remember from year 12 biology. The important thing is that it CAN happen.
But for some reason it takes a while for many people to pick up on it when they see it, because it still looks rather natural. After they noticed it with my friend, they're like "Oh my god, thats so cool! Yo're like an anime character or somethin!" and he's like "yeah ok, bugger off now...."
lol

Yeah, I also hear that peoples eyes can change with the season?Is this true?



If you could say fly through the sky like superman, do you think that the clouds have a taste?

Do you like, have an obssesion with "sucking" things? Your questions are always related to something about "sucking" things. Especially sexual parts. Is always about sucking penises too. Your questions are getting kind of weird in a way...


Btw, fedegita thanks for the eye info.

LMAO, toxik dude lol, sorry dude but that was hilarious.So innocent yet so serious.

No man, I am a crazxy nut though lol


I'm a single guy for a while so, sex is on my mind a lot thats normal isn't it? lol

Besides, I like questions that will make people say


Sorry, if I scared you or something lol

And all my questions aren't relating to sex.

You could always just cut out the middle man by flushing the Big Mac right down the toilet.

You didn't scared me. I just think your questions are kind of weird. Well, a lot of them relate to sex though. They are just some "weird sex" questions. lol Just go back to the Smallville thread and talk about Clark's sex life :D That, I am interested in. :P

Questions for this page:

1.If someone had a gun to your head and gave you only TWO choices, one is to have sex with a porno star with every S.T.D. there is, or two suck your own .............?I would suck my own. As much as I wouldn't like it, I love living. If it was the porn star, the gun is just as good since I'd be just as dead.



2.Would you have sex with your GF or BF after not seeing them for 6 months for whatever reason?(With one exception, they haven't bathed for 6 straight months LMAO)So, would you do it with them if they were the only person on earth to have sex with at that moment to satisfy your sexual cravings or would you not because they smell? 6 months? No. I've got higher standards than that.



NOTE:(You haven't had sex or masturbated in 6 straight months)
I heard ya the first time...


3.If someone paid you a million dollars right now to get a tattoo on your genitals, would you?(It has to be a design that covers at least 50% of your genitals btw) Yes. In a heartbeat. And when my balls quit swelling, I'll be rich and a bad ass.

Can you have eyes of different colors? (meaning, one can be brown and the other blue. Without eye contacts of course)
Absolutely. Heterochromia Iridium. It isn't dominant submissive genes when it comes to eyes. They're polygenic, and actually are attributed to the amount of melanin you produce. There is also heterochromia iridis, which is multiple colors in your eyes. Like mine. At any rate, two different colored eyes are rare of course. There is a chance that it is related to waardenburg syndrome, but genetics, trauma, and certain medications can also cause this affect. Though I wouldn't suggest you go out and find the right drugs to do it with. Nor punch yourself in the eye enough times.

1.Would you give yourself a BJ for a billion dollars?(all you have to do is give yourself a BJ until you bust in your own mouth) lol

I could have swore we covered this question. I'd try like a whore.


2.Fuck, Marry and Kill.Which one out of these three celebrities would you do to each?a.Pamela Andersonkill
b.Hillary Clintonkill
c.Alex Rodriguez don't know her but probably kill to keep it consistant.

Remember:You have to choose one of each for the choices above ^.You have to kill one, fuck on and marry the other.NOTE:The one you marry you have to have sex with at least once a month.

blah-blah-blah-blah on and on and on



3.Would you ever poke out one of your eye balls in exchange for 100 more years added to your life? Absolutely. First I'd be able to wear a patch. And then I'd get a cool camera prosthetic (yes they are actually working on it.)

Yeah, I also hear that peoples eyes can change with the season?Is this true? I'm not sure on seasons, but my eyes change color depending on my mood. Seeing that eye color is determined by melanin, I don't see why not. It'd just be like your skin being tanned.



If you could say fly through the sky like superman, do you think that the clouds have a taste? Not especially. Fog is low level clouds. Drive fast and stick your head out the window during fog. Find out. :D

If I eat while taking a dump, do I crap what I'm eating at that moment or will that come out later? No. Food takes 20 hours to travel through your body. Your toilet can tell your big mac "Cya tomorrow buddy!"

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I do have one of my own. Secrets, why have you changed your name yet again?

-Shoe

Many reasons, my wise and absent lover:

1)To show again how little I care about visits/DPs (the few I had gotten as _MKS_, that is).

B)To signal the end of one "era" and the beginning of another one.

III)Yet another step in my master plan involving MK5.org/MKO.com, all leading up to the reveal of my FINAL secret

P.S. You've been gone for a couple of weeks now and today I see you posted in practically every recent thread. How about finding a balance, fool?

*reads all the questions mkfl has asked in this thread*
1. Is anybody else in here thankful that MKS made this thread and has stopped the influx of bizarre threads that mkflegend has made?
2. Why are the majority of your questions sexually oriented with almost impossible situations? Aren't there bigger questions on your mind that you'd rather have answered?

1: Yes, definately. (No offense MKF, but it does save you making all those threads!)

2: There are definately bigger questions, but these questions of mine and others keep getting overshadowed by horny bugger's questions.
Like I said; MKO: Sexual Health Clinic. It's quite funny the way this thread has turned out actually! One of the best threads!

(MKS, I wasn't being mad when I said; NO MORE FRICKIN' SEX QUESTIONS... Because there's only one guy worthy of saying that...)

Nobrainer lol, it's ok man.The only reason why I'm asking these questions are because it's the topic of the thread and it does save thread time.Plus, nobody would ever take me seriously if I asked half the shit I do in this thread lol.






I wouldn't say influx of bizarre, you make it sound like every single one of my threads are silly.I'll admit, some of them MIGHT have been but I tend to ask serious ones mainly now.Once in a while I might break the ice with a silly one.

I mean have you read half the threads on here in general jerrod? lol



As for your second question, yes trust me dude I have lots of bigger questions that need to be answered, but somehow I doubt anyone on here can help me out with those.Also, I believe a lot of them only GOD can answer for me.
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Ok, since everyone is tired of SEX questions, I'll lay off them a little bit.I'll let
BTW, Shoe thanks for answering them lol.


1.Would you bite off your finger and swallow it for 1 million bucks?

2.Why is semen WHITE?(not a sex question, a science question)

3.How far would you fall until you hit the ground say if you jumped out of an airplane at 1000 feet high?

4.Out of the 4 major sports in America, Baseball, Basketball, Football and Hockey, which one is the oldest?

5.Is it possible for ALL women to ejaculate?(squirt, gush or ooze)I hear it is, but not all women can or know how to.Is this true?

6.America eats more of which?Pizza or Cheese Burgers?

um, 1000 feet.

AHAHAHAHAH!!!

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA
Man i needed a good laugh. God bless blonde moments

/me bows down to Alpha.


Q: Why do middle/upper class people in my country (Honduras, whose economy would be in the toilet if it hadn't been flushed down it already) think that working at a BK or Friday's is "low-class" whereas people in the U.S. (a country with an economy that is a gazillion times better than ours) view that job as normal (or not at all low-class)?
P.S. I have my own answer for that question (seeing as how I've lived here for 26 years), but I'd like to see what somebody else thinks.

Are blondes dumb or do they just pretend to be dumb so they could get more attention?

The market apparently can't hande multiple formats for the same type of device, such as BetaMax vs VHS, and the upcoming HD-DVD vs Blu-Ray...

So, why do we have both flat and philips head screws and screwdrivers?

when baraka stabd that guy in the head and threw him to kung lao he said are u okay? that was so gay!