Why is Crow in charge of banning people/ letting them be unbanned? Why do the members of this site have no say in how the forums are run (as in who gets banned and who gets to become a mod)?

And most importantly...

Are urinals put in the men's bathrooms specifically to discourage guys from pissin on the bowl? Because its not working, i make sure of that...

1. This thread. lol.
2. Make it bolder, scarier, more fierce....or he forgot caps lock was on.
3. I'd answer but you'd cry
4. Er...what!?! When? How? Why? WHAT!!?!
5. It looks like a worm or something I'm too lazy to follow the link.

Mr. MKS how many licks does it take?

HA, HA anytime dude.I like your sense of humor lol."You're the man"


Yeah, hey as some of you noticed, the threads I ask about now are a lot more serious.So I save the silly shit for this thread.



MKS, ok man.You're right, I was asking something serious there.


1.If you take a crap and freeze it, then throw it as someones windshield, do you believe that it would be hard enough to break the WHOLE window or only apart of it?

2.Does anyone else here thing Kirby is a palette swap pink pichachu?

3.What is the world record for a guy or girl having an orgasm so quickly?(example:2 minutes, 3 or one lol)

It is not the quantity of licks, it is the quality of each


Q: Why do we guys have such a huge double-standard when it comes to cheating? I mean, most guys cheat and lie to their gfs/wives with ease, but the moment they suspect that they are being cheated on, the shit hits the fan and it becomes this whole "I will NOT let ANY woman disrespect me!!".

1. no the crap will just shatter into pieces the window wont break i think

2. No not really they have different personalitys and stuff

3. it takes me 30 seconds to have an orgasim when i jack off to some good porn

They don't got the complexitiy in their brains nor the vocal cords to speak like us. Not even Chimps are capable of doing such a task.

As for the dog walking upright...I sure as hell would like to see that happen.

MY Q: Is Dim Mak(Death Touch*rolls eyes*) an actual fully developed martial art, or is it more of a concept of hitting pressure points and utilising the chinese belief in qui energy.

Q 2: Once in English class, my teacher said that the least painful way to die is to commit suicide in a hot bath. He said that this may be psychologically disturbing, since you are seeing your blood fill the bath tub, but that it is not physically painful.
He was talking of using a razor in a hot bath, right? Why is this considered the least painful suicide? Surely the razor hurts just as much in or out of the bath? And don't worry, I'm not suicidal, I'm just interested in why this is.

Q 3: Is Man Man a real superhero? I heard something about him having a videogame, but I wasn't sure about this.

Considering Mario (of "Super Mario Bros." fame) is actually called "Mario Mario", I wouldn't be surprised.

...And Wario is "Wario Wario", is he? Then, you've got Waluigi...

1. Because of this one.
2. He wanted it to be in all-caps.
3. Patience, it'll happen... And when it does, it'll either be the best time of your life, or you'll beg and scream, hoping that it'll end.
4. Because he got BrainDamage.
5. It's a mudskipper fish, a species of fish that has strong pectoral and tail muscles, allowing it to crawl through mud, and even hop around. They cna live on land for brief amounts of time, as long as they remain moist. They're also cute little creatures and make interesting pets.
How did the academic aspects of life, which were intended for the church, become such a mainstream and mandatory thing in today's society?

Perfect answer.

More likely it's called the funny bone, cause when you bang it, you get a very unusual and intense tingling feeling. I think it means funny as in strange. It's a feeling that's very different from regular pain, so it's called the funny bone cause of its weird sensation. People laugh at you however you get hurt, anyway.


MY Q: This may make some squeamish: Where do Head Lice go when they're not on kid's heads?

I don't laugh when I get hit there, it hurts for me. Anyway, I think it's because of how the bone's real name is pronounced; it's called the "humerus" (similar to "humourous"), although now that I think about it, the pain sensation could've been the reason for the name...

Why do you drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?

Why are things transported in a car called a shipment, and if its on a ship it's called cargo?

Why do men have nipples?

How far do you think it is to Pluto?

How long is your pubic hair?

Have you ever eaten poop?

How fast can you run?

LMAO!!...A little outspoken with that last one huh? lol.It's all good man.I couldn't help but to giggle when I read that though.
Ok, I have some more.
1.Does anyone in this thread have a "panty" fetish?
2.Who do you think holds the record for the most times masturbated in one day?(Man or Woman)?
3.What is better, giving head or getting head?
4.Who would you say is the horniest person in this thread in general?(Example:Nobrainer, mkflegend aka (M.K.F.30), MKS, subzeroisgod, danababe or what?) lol
5.Who loves MK the most in this thread?

Early in the developmental stage before we're born, we're all female, until a chemical chromosome is either introduced or not, changing us to male, or keeping us female...or something like that.

Male nipples are just vestigial "leftovers".

lol, I have to take a shot at this. lol
1. lol, good question.Well, I guess it's one of those things where they call it a "park way"/high way to drive on, who knows who made that up.As for the parking in the driveway, a driveway is just what the back way for parking your cars is called.It's more like a "garage way" lol if you think about it.I have a driveway per-se, it's more like a dirty big backyard though if you ask me.
2.Again, it's just one of those things that is called that for whatever reason lol.I know, it doesn't make much sense.Cargo is just typically known for storage on a ship.
For the car, I guess it's just the name that someone gave it like the first question.LOL, I have no idea who decided that, but I guess that is just the way it is to be honest.I guess they found it to be easier that way.Who knows?I prefer the term, load.
3..Because I believe when we(humans) are being developed in our mothers womb, in the beginning stages before an actual SEX is decided.Everyone has nipples as if we are all going to be female.Once it's official that the fetus has a winky, then there's no going back with the nipples lol.We all have them, men as well as women.Women have them for a purpose, men on the other hand have them for nothing lol.( with the exception of a woman sucking them perhaps lol)
4.Have no idea lol.Thousands and thousands of miles away.Millions most likely lol.I honestly have no idea.
5.If I don't shave mine, it's like 4 inches long.If I do, it's like a well trimmed beard lol, short and neat
6.I think I actually asked this before when this thread first started lol.I think if I did, it was when I was little like 0 years old lol.Someone said that in some point everyone eats a little bit of it because we handle it at some point in our life.(I can't see this though speaking as how MOST of use wash our hands after we wipe our ass lol.(I hope )
7.I have no idea, I never timed myself to be honest.(As for the world record, I'm not sure.)

Danadbab or MKS.

Why not combine the 2 into 1 sexy package


Q: If stress causes people to go bald, if someone is no longer stressed, why doesn't the hair grow back?

Why are the monkeys on MKSecret's shelves?


Why is DeathScepter a douche bag?


Why does MKS has a lot of boys following him?



Why did MKS leave a shit load of condoms at DeathScepter's room?


Why is DeathScepter talking in the third person?


Whom is a bigger douche bag, Hillary Clinton or John Kerry?

That would be interesting. :D


Anyway... Why do cats hate water?

Seems to be a little kitty thing; Tigers and other large cats love water. Small cats spend much more time grooming themselves and don't like all their hard and constant licking work to be setback. Water ruins their coat and makes them into a big soggy furball, followed by lots of low moaning. Tigers on the other hand, enjoy frolicking in water as I believe do the other less vain big cats. Tiger fur seems to be much more waterprooth than a domestic cat's too.

The more vain and self-centered the kitty, the less it likes getting wet!



MY Q: How far away is the Horizon in a completely flat desert?

There's no such thing as a horizon on a flat desert, you just can't see all the way due to chemical obstructions.

How many colours actually exist? Is it possible to find new colours?