If you stick your dick in the vagina and the other in the ass hole... will the 2 penises touch?


Also who think mkflegend is like 10 years old.
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02/12/2006 05:33 AM (UTC)
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redman Wrote:
when baraka stabd that guy in the head and threw him to kung lao he said are u okay? that was so gay!

You missed the point of the whole thread, which is for you (redman) to ask us (the rest of MKO) your own questions, which you deem stupid. Anyway...
Do turtles have ears, or at least visible ear-drums like the majority of reptiles, or are they deaf, like snakes?
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jimmyscorp
02/12/2006 05:36 AM (UTC)
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Is it possible to get shot anywhere in your head and still live?
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02/12/2006 06:20 AM (UTC)
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subzeroisgod Wrote:
If you stick your dick in the vagina and the other in the ass hole... will the 2 penises touch?



Seeing as how I've wondered that myself, I'm ashamed I didn't ask it first tongue

And Jimmy, there have been countless cases of that happening, so yeah.
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REDSCORPION
02/12/2006 06:22 AM (UTC)
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Is a man able to live with his penis cut off???
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02/12/2006 07:47 AM (UTC)
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jimmyscorp Wrote:
Is it possible to get shot anywhere in your head and still live?


Yuppo, there have been a few cases where people have been shot in the head and survived after intense surgery.
One guy who was involved in a convenient store robbery had half his brain shot off and managed to survive. (of course he's handicapped but managed to get a reasonably good control of his arms and has a sense of humour wink)
Another guy was sentenced to death via firing squad, and survived after 3 shots to the head and five in the body. And yes, they let him live. His face looks like a prune now tho.

But of course, these are very rare, Ripley's Believe it or Not-worthy cases, and most people die from head shots.

Bulletproof was an excellent movie....
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02/12/2006 07:50 AM (UTC)
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REDSCORPION Wrote:
Is a man able to live with his penis cut off???


Yes, assuming he doesnt die of bloodloss and as long as there's still a hole in his crotch where the urethra ends, so he can still pee. He'll probably just get really depressed.

Apparently you bleed a lot from your dick, heaps of cases of botched up circumsicions end with the baby/boy/man bleeding to death. Just a quick "did-you-know" wink
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02/12/2006 05:54 PM (UTC)
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Q: If I entered my own "Idol" competition, would I have a legit chance or would ya'll NOT vote for me right from the start just to mess with me?
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02/12/2006 08:19 PM (UTC)
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subzeroisgod Wrote:
If you stick your dick in the vagina and the other in the ass hole... will the 2 penises touch?



I don't think that's possible. If you look at the anatomy of a woman. There is no way that they would touch, because there is like a tissue in between the two; which divides them.
Toxik Wrote:
subzeroisgod Wrote:
If you stick your dick in the vagina and the other in the ass hole... will the 2 penises touch?



I don't think that's possible. If you look at the anatomy of a woman. There is no way that they would touch, because there is like a tissue in between the two; which divides them.


Thanks man, now i wont try it out, or ask someone cause its uncomfortable.

Oh yah my other question... is trish stratus boobs real or fake?
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02/12/2006 10:50 PM (UTC)
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subzeroisgod Wrote:
If you stick your dick in the vagina and the other in the ass hole... will the 2 penises touch?


Also who think mkflegend is like 10 years old.



wowwowAnother newbie huh?

Yeah, I just turned 10 yesterdaytongue

Hilarious.

To answer your question.No, I don't think mkflegend is 10 years old, but nice try.tongue

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1.How many times would you roll a snake eyes with dice, if you had 20 chances to do it?

2.If you pop a blimp while it's in the air, how long do you think it will take to deflate?

3.Who would you say is the MOST popular MK character ever?


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02/12/2006 11:26 PM (UTC)
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fedegita Wrote:
jimmyscorp Wrote:
Is it possible to get shot anywhere in your head and still live?


Yuppo, there have been a few cases where people have been shot in the head and survived after intense surgery.
One guy who was involved in a convenient store robbery had half his brain shot off and managed to survive. (of course he's handicapped but managed to get a reasonably good control of his arms and has a sense of humour wink)
Another guy was sentenced to death via firing squad, and survived after 3 shots to the head and five in the body. And yes, they let him live. His face looks like a prune now tho.

But of course, these are very rare, Ripley's Believe it or Not-worthy cases, and most people die from head shots.

Bulletproof was an excellent movie....
Whoa.wow
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02/12/2006 11:55 PM (UTC)
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mkflegend Wrote:
subzeroisgod Wrote:
If you stick your dick in the vagina and the other in the ass hole... will the 2 penises touch?


Also who think mkflegend is like 10 years old.



wowwowAnother newbie huh?

Yeah, I just turned 10 yesterdaytongue

Hilarious.

To answer your question.No, I don't think mkflegend is 10 years old, but nice try.tongue

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1.How many times would you roll a snake eyes with dice, if you had 20 chances to do it?

2.If you pop a blimp while it's in the air, how long do you think it will take to deflate?

3.Who would you say is the MOST popular MK character ever?




1: Depends. Things aren't set in stone and even maths can't determine what will happen, only how many other variables there are. To get a one on a dice, you have a 1/6 chance. To get snake eyes, you have a...(It's either 2/12 or 1/6X1/6) I don't know or care, but you can only use averages to say what occurs most frequently, not what will actually happen. So, if I understand the question correctly, the answer is "We don't know until we roll the dice".

2: Depends. How much gas does the blimp have in it and under what atmospheric conditions is this taking place? Also, most importantly, how big is the hole?

3: Depends. ...On who you ask. I don't have a favourite character, but I think the majority of people have their favourites from MK1-2. Most of the characters after that have not been majority faves.

MY Q: In a completely flat desert, how far away is the horizon in miles?.
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02/13/2006 01:07 AM (UTC)
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jimmyscorp Wrote:
Is it possible to get shot anywhere in your head and still live?


Rapper Obie Trice is living with a bullet in his skull...


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REDSCORPION
02/13/2006 01:10 AM (UTC)
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Is space infinte??
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EmmKayEss
02/14/2006 12:01 AM (UTC)
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Q: If we can teach dogs to "speak" (as in, bark), sit, etc., why can't they be taught to actually speak and/or walk upright for more than a few seconds?
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Drifting_Ravage
02/14/2006 12:21 AM (UTC)
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What do Native Americans think of the MK character Nightwolf?
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02/14/2006 01:28 AM (UTC)
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Drifting_Ravage Wrote:
What do Native Americans think of the MK character Nightwolf?


You know man, that's one of the best yet.For the record, I don't believe that's a stupid question, a very good one imo.I mean, I have seen people on here get all crazy because of the cornrows on Kai's new look lol.So, if you think about it, NightWolf's alternate costume from Deception can be offensive, yet you never hear anyone say that's messed up as a stereotype.
Why is that?I'm sure Natives notice, I'm just a little surprised that nobody has said anything about NightWolf's look.

Anyway, good question man.I have a close friend that is native american, I should ask him what he thinks out of curiosity.
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Also, to the dude that asked about Space being infinite?

I don't know for sure obviously, but I would say yes if asked.I mean, just think, it's always existed as far as we know, even before I bet.It's forever going, endless, trillions of galaxies I bet.I don't think anything can destroy the universe.


I have one running on yours man.



1.Do you believe that God created the universe or something else?
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EmmKayEss
02/14/2006 03:18 AM (UTC)
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mkflegend Wrote:

1.Do you believe that God created the universe or something else?


You're missing the point of the thread. These are questions that you normally only THINK about, questions that you would be kinda embarrased to ask/mention in public. Evolution versus Creation hardly qualifies as a "Stupid Question". If you had mentioned what that "something else" was (aliens, for example), then yeah.
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REDSCORPION
02/14/2006 03:21 AM (UTC)
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lol only one person answered my question.grin
mkflegend your the man.tongue
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TheKrypt
02/14/2006 06:47 PM (UTC)
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1. Why has mkflegend slowed down in making threads?

2. Why is REDSCORPION's username in all caps?

3. How come MKS didn't do me yet?

4. Why did GQS leave MKO?

5. What is in Jerrod's avatar?
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02/14/2006 07:20 PM (UTC)
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TheKrypt Wrote:
1. Why has mkflegend slowed down in making threads?


Because instead of making tons of threads. He just ask his questions here.
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02/14/2006 09:16 PM (UTC)
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If you sexually dated a girl/guy for a number or years and you got engaged with that person because they are the man/women of your dreams but then when you introduced her/him to your parents you find out that she/he is actually your long lost sister/brother who your parents put up for adoption along time ago.....would you still get married with him/her.....further more would you still have sex knowing its your blood sister/brother?
When you get banned from this site are you completely blocked from the website or just not able to post/sign on? And once you are banned how do you get unbanned/ how long are you banned for?

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02/15/2006 12:12 AM (UTC)
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I see -A- Nubis online all the time,I theink you can view the site,and forums.You cannot post messages however.As far as being unbanned,I think you have to E-mail Crow,and he has to lift the ban.
Chuckles_the_Clown Wrote:
When you get banned from this site are you completely blocked from the website or just not able to post/sign on? And once you are banned how do you get unbanned/ how long are you banned for?

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