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Sex is like pizza... When its good, its great... and when its bad, its still pretty good

•03/01/2006 05:48 AM (UTC) •
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mkflegend Wrote
3.Can a dog kill a bear?(even the most viscious dog)




If you put cyannide on a hot dog you could
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EmmKayEss
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 •03/01/2006 02:36 PM (UTC) •
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Q: Did anybody ever find out where the beef was?
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 •03/01/2006 03:28 PM (UTC) •
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ShingoEX Wrote:
queve Wrote:
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Why is it that when someone skinny or slim, when eating a lot of food or just a normal amount of it, gets suddenly fat when finished (the stomach inflates like if he was fat). Then the next day he is not as skinny as how he is supposed to be, yet his stomach isn’t as large as it was the other day he ate.

Is it fast/slow metabolism? For some reason I doubt it.

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They probably take a shit.


Lol, please elaborate a bit more. Im curious.
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To anyone who cares, I'm not banned. I left of my own accord. This place is dead to me now.

•03/01/2006 04:11 PM (UTC) •
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2.What is faster, a Z06 2005 Corvette or a Cobra? lol


Thought you'd slip that one by me, hunh? tongue

Like I said, I have my reasons for liking Mustangs.
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 •03/01/2006 05:39 PM (UTC) •
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EmmKayEss Wrote:
Q: Did anybody ever find out where the beef was?


Haha wanna see?? LOL..tongue
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 •03/01/2006 05:42 PM (UTC) •
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EmmKayEss Wrote:
Q: Did anybody ever find out where the beef was?


in the fridge, next to the eggs
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 •03/01/2006 11:50 PM (UTC) •
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People tell you to "Expect the unexpected"

But, if you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?
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 •03/02/2006 03:19 AM (UTC) •
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People tell you to "Expect the unexpected"

But, if you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?


That makes my head hurt even more sad


Q: What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?
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 •03/02/2006 03:30 AM (UTC) •
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Which head was it again?!
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That makes my head hurt even moresad
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 •03/02/2006 03:34 AM (UTC) •
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EmmKayEss Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
People tell you to "Expect the unexpected"

But, if you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?


That makes my head hurt even more sad


Q: What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?


Drugs really.... I'll give others a chance from now on... wink
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 •03/02/2006 03:47 AM (UTC) •
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EmmKayEss Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
People tell you to "Expect the unexpected"

But, if you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?


That makes my head hurt even more sad


Q: What's the difference between a psychiatrist and a psychologist?


Psychiatrist diagnoses and treats patients with mental or emotional disorders while a psychologist studies the human mind and human behavior. I would say the psychiatrist is more hand-based, while the psychologist has to perform more of the research material.
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 •03/02/2006 03:48 AM (UTC) •
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BAHHHH, Vette>Mustang any day bro lol.



Come on man, you know you love Bikes more then anything else now, admit it lol.tonguetongue



1.If you put your penis in a vacuum cleaner, what will happen eventually? LOL

2.Do you think Reptile from MK:SM looks like a terrorist?

3.Would you let Mileena go down on you with those teeth even if she gave incredible head?
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 •03/02/2006 03:49 AM (UTC) •
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Q: Do psychic readers tell the truth?

'Cause I went to one about a month back, and I found out some pretty interesting stuff.
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 •03/02/2006 05:03 AM (UTC) •
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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, and when you transport it by ship, it's called a cargo?
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 •03/02/2006 05:05 AM (UTC) •
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2.Do you think Reptile from MK:SM looks like a terrorist?

3.Would you let Mileena go down on you with those teeth even if she gave incredible head?


- what does a terrorist look like?

- good head doesn't involve using the teeth, so I figure it wouldn't matter.
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 •03/03/2006 06:35 PM (UTC) •
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Do vegetarians feel guilty when they eat animal crackers or do they eat them at all?
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 •03/03/2006 09:19 PM (UTC) •
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Do vegetarians feel guilty when they eat animal crackers or do they eat them at all?


Only deranged vegetarians...




MY Q: Who's the scary girl in ShingoEX's sig and av?
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 •03/03/2006 10:05 PM (UTC) •
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Stephanie (sorry, I'm buzeed off a few beers, so be luck yhthat you even gwet that outta me :P).
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 •03/04/2006 04:02 AM (UTC) •
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HA, HA shingo.You got me there man.I wasn't specific.Forget I asked that question lol.


1.Has Bush's hair actually turned whiter faster since he's been President?

2.If you were really horny and Hillary Clinton was the last women on earth to do, would you do her or pass wack off and say fuck it lol.I'll never have sex again.?

3.Do some people really get off sexually to that anime porn?
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 •03/04/2006 04:06 AM (UTC) •
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mkflegend Wrote:
1.Has Bush's hair actually turned whiter faster since he's been President?



Hmmmm. Hard to say. Maybe... wink


mkflegend Wrote:
2.If you were really horny and Hillary Clinton was the last women on earth to do, would you do her or pass wack off and say fuck it lol.I'll never have sex again.?



Gross, I wouldn't touch her with your Di$k grin

mkflegend Wrote:
3.Do some people really get off sexually to that anime porn?


Uhh noooooo....wink
Something I heard a while ago...
"Why are apartments called apartments when they are side-by-side?"
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 •03/04/2006 05:37 AM (UTC) •
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell; is he homeless or naked?
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 •03/04/2006 06:02 AM (UTC) •
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Toxik Wrote:
If a turtle doesn't have a shell; is he homeless or naked?

It's just screwed.
Why hasn't anybody noticed that MrSchpfmut's ban was removed?
What do you call someone who has a fetish for meat (by meat, I mean ground-beef or steaks)? Is there a psychological disorder specified for it?
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Master_Chief
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 •03/04/2006 06:13 AM (UTC) •
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Why hasn't MKS changed his sig yet?!

Friggin' N00bfurious
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 •03/04/2006 06:27 AM (UTC) •
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Master_Chief Wrote:
Why hasn't MKS changed his sig yet?!
Friggin' N00bfurious

Because he's offline. tongue
Whos the boxing heavywieght champion lex luger?
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