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Im sure MKS would know this, wat does cum taste like?


Also who the fuck is the world boxing heavyweight champ? Lex luger?
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Master_Chief
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 •03/09/2006 04:10 AM (UTC) •
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I heard that Matthew McConaughey hasn't worn deodorant in like 20 years.
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Q: Do those people who have REALLY bad B.O. smell it too and don't care, or are they completely oblivious to it?
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Toxik
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 •03/09/2006 06:58 PM (UTC) •
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If God created all men. Who created him?
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EmmKayEss
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 •03/10/2006 03:04 AM (UTC) •
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Q: What is the difference between after-shave and cologne? If you have both (as in, they came in a set together), if you wore one of 'em, why would you wear the other one?
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ShingoEX
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 •03/10/2006 03:17 AM (UTC) •
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Toxik Wrote:
If God created all men. Who created him?


The creator of all gods.
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nobrainer
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 •03/10/2006 05:59 PM (UTC) •
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Q: Is there a fighting game so balanced that it doesn't have a tier list?
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Toxik
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 •03/10/2006 06:19 PM (UTC) •
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ShingoEX Wrote:
Toxik Wrote:
If God created all men. Who created him?


The creator of all gods.


Then who created "The creator fo all gods"? =S
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ShingoEX
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 •03/10/2006 08:46 PM (UTC) •
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The creator of he who creates gods.
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To anyone who cares, I'm not banned. I left of my own accord. This place is dead to me now.

•03/10/2006 09:04 PM (UTC) •
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EDIT: Forget it...
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 •03/10/2006 09:05 PM (UTC) •
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What???




Just kidding bro.... tongue I listen to you!!!wink
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 •03/11/2006 03:32 AM (UTC) •
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Q: Assuming the woman gets her period regularly (as in, the same days of every single month and it lasts the same number of days each time), can a couple have unprotected sex WITHOUT having the woman end up pregnant simply by counting the required number of days before and after her period?
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 •03/11/2006 04:04 AM (UTC) •
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Theoretically and from experience (bumping u @ g ^ l * i % e $ s that is tongue ) yes.... glasses But before you start practicing such a concept, you must be sure of her schedule, and her schedule's consistency... Or, you might have a surprise in 9 months lol...
Ever considered serving your country (regardless of world events)???
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 •03/11/2006 04:48 AM (UTC) •
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LOL, screw that man ^^^ I wouldn't take the risk, seems easier to use a rubber lol.


1.If you wack off in a cup of milk and mix it in there then give it to someone to drink is that the same kind of protein they're drinking?
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 •03/11/2006 05:03 AM (UTC) •
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mkflegend Wrote:
1.If you wack off in a cup of milk and mix it in there then give it to someone to drink is that the same kind of protein they're drinking?


There are different kind of proteins. They are not all the same.
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mkflegend
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 •03/11/2006 05:08 AM (UTC) •
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Is one healthy and one not?



Is there protein in a womans cum?
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Toxik
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 •03/11/2006 05:14 AM (UTC) •
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mkflegend Wrote:
Is one healthy and one not?


I have no idea. Probably.
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Is one healthy and one not?



Is there protein in a womans cum?



How old are you 5ish... no ill be nice 10. Anyways to answer ur question. Milk is healthy and Sperm isnt because u idiot u get STD. Also to answer ur second question girls dont have sperm in there "cum" It is only proteins.

Jeesh didnt u learn this in sex ed?
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is my glass half empty or half full.... I think half full because the is an object that takes up space..... in the cup the object that takes it out is NOT in the cup so i THINK my cup is half full

If you ate a diamond would u crap it out?

if a cat always lands on its feet and toast lands butter side down... what would happen if you tape the buttered toast to the back of a cat??

if a ducks quack dosent echo... dose that mean if nething else quacks it dosen echo?

If my grandma falls down a flight of stairs and theres nobody around to pick her up... dose she still get to collect insurence?

If JFK didnt get shot with 2 bullets dose that mean oswald shot a bullet that peirced his back, throat, jumped outa him, stoped for 3 seconds turned 58 degrees to the right hit the person in front of him in the back, came out that dudes up ribs, stoped turned almost 18 degrees and then hit him in the arm???

inst a question... but

Abe lincoln was in monroe, maryalnd 3 weeks befor he was shot
and JFK was in Marylin Monroe 3 weeks befor he was shot

If DNL is 7UP upside down... wouldnt I spill my drink?

if a crunch bar was melted... wouldnt that be false advertisement???

If Elmo and the Cookie monster are friends... wouldnt some black dude kill them

if big bird and the cookie monster had sex.. would there kid be kermit the frog?

Is it true that the furthest distance we can run into the woods is half way.... *get it half way in and then half way out*

im sure ill post more




I think the diamond would dissolve or somethin

the cat and toast will land side ways

I echoed a quack sound

NO

no u wouldnt spill ur drink... god

Doesnt it have like peanuts that make it crunchy? and peanuts dont melt so it would be crunchy still

HAHAHA I GET IT CAUSE ITS RED AND BLUE... no cause they dont watch Sisemy street... they watch ghetto street

NO THATS A LIZARD AND A COCKROACH

I dont get it... wtf u can pass all the way through the forest u know
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 •03/11/2006 05:10 PM (UTC) •
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If "Practice makes perfect" and "Nobody is perfect". Why practice?
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 •03/11/2006 05:23 PM (UTC) •
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Two questions that have been tormenting me for the past several weeks:

If one who escapes is the escapee, then who is the escaper?

If a meteorologist is someone who studies the weather, then what do we call someone who studies meteors? A weatherologist?

I did not copy these off of the internet, I swear.
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 •03/11/2006 05:38 PM (UTC) •
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Hellz yeah bro.I probably will in a year or two.
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Hahahaha...?
•03/11/2006 06:17 PM (UTC) •
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If "Practice makes perfect" and "Nobody is perfect". Why practice?


Because you can only get really good at it, but you can never really be perfect. confused

Okay, here's something I forgot to add here.

Is it possible for someone to naturally have bright green / gray eyes?
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 •03/11/2006 07:02 PM (UTC) •
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Master_Chief Wrote:
Hellz yeah bro.I probably will in a year or two.
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Ever considered serving your country (regardless of world events)???


Navy right??? Cool man... Let me know how that goes dude.... Kick a$$ and take names bro while you're in the service!!! "I love working for Uncle Sam, Let's me know just who I am.."


Do you believe everyone should serve at least two years to their country?
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 •03/11/2006 07:09 PM (UTC) •
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Raging Wrote:
Master_Chief Wrote:
Hellz yeah bro.I probably will in a year or two.
Raging Wrote:

Ever considered serving your country (regardless of world events)???


Navy right??? Cool man... Let me know how that goes dude.... Kick a$$ and take names bro while you're in the service!!! "I love working for Uncle Sam, Let's me know just who I am.."


Do you believe everyone should serve at least two years to their country?


Hell no! By service you mean armed forces, and being in the army/navy/air force comes with the possibility of either being killed or killing others. If it's the only way of fulfilling your childhood dream of flying a jet plane then go to it soldier! ...But, don't impose that upon the populace as compulsory service.

No offence, by the way; just answering the question.
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 •03/11/2006 07:52 PM (UTC) •
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nobrainer Wrote:
Raging Wrote:
Master_Chief Wrote:
Hellz yeah bro.I probably will in a year or two.
Raging Wrote:

Ever considered serving your country (regardless of world events)???


Navy right??? Cool man... Let me know how that goes dude.... Kick a$$ and take names bro while you're in the service!!! "I love working for Uncle Sam, Let's me know just who I am.."


Do you believe everyone should serve at least two years to their country?


Hell no! By service you mean armed forces, and being in the army/navy/air force comes with the possibility of either being killed or killing others. If it's the only way of fulfilling your childhood dream of flying a jet plane then go to it soldier! ...But, don't impose that upon the populace as compulsory service.

No offence, by the way; just answering the question.


None taking...smile Thanks for taking the time to answer truthfully how you feel.... It's best as an all volunteer service... Let's face it not everyone could or should do those things.... Peace bro.... "Rick"wink glasses
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