My question: If you drop a cat off a tree he would land on his feet, but what would happen if you threw a cat of the sears tower?

The cat would land on its feet and its legs would break... Then you would get done for animal cruelty.

Oh theres a comforting answer to a sickening question.


Poor kittie...

Okay, I've always wondered why you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

lol, how about SPLAT!!!!

Here's a few:

1.If you play hold out for say a month, how many ounces of semen will you shoot out when you take care of it? lol

2.If you were getting a BJ blindfolded and thought it was from your GF, then a sec before you're about to have an orgasm she takes off your blindfold only to find out that it was a GUY rather then your GF, would you let him keep going or would you stop it from happening? lol(Remember:you're RIGHT there if you know what I mean lol)

3.How many bites does it take to eat a twinkie whole?(1, 2, 3 or 3?)

4.If you were kidnapped and had to have sex with one of these women or your family gets killed, who would you choose?

a.Hillary Clinton

b.Martha Stuart

c.Janet Reno






BTW, for DeathSkepter to answer one of your questions man. LMAO, Definitely Hillary clinton.Kerry is a moron but Hillary beats him by far I think along with every other Dem lol.

Whats a tootsie roll made of

Chocolate, sugar, some preservatives, something to make it chewy, papar wrapper. lol

Why can't most people on the internet spell?

LOL, Called a typo."PAPER" happy now? lol I often rush when I type.My fault.

Besides, I have seen you talk in slang before, that's even worse man.(no offense)

None taken, I'm just bored today, so I correct people. Oh yeah, weird question; If you poke a hole in, uhh, a friend downstairs and put "one of them" in, well...you know, will that women become pregnant? Sorry for such a weird question.

That reminds me of a question I wanna ask (at least I find it stupid 'cause I don't get it).


Q: Why is it that when they say that a shirt is red, it isn't actually red but instead every color EXCEPT red? How the fuck does that work??

U might be a little mixed up, I think this is how it works:
Light is made up of every colour in the spectrum. When light shines on the shirt, every other colour in the spectrum gets absorbed into it and lost to our eyes, except red. So the colour red is, like, shining off the shirt instead of being absorbed into it and becoming lost to our vision, so we can see red rather than any other colour that made contact with the shirt. If you get what I mean.....its sorta hard to explain without a good diagram. Cant find one at the moment.

I heard that, blood is not actually red. But is a different color. Is that true?

Yeah I believe so, (correct me if I'm wrong anyone) but I'm pretty sure that your blood is actually blue and once it hits the air(oxygen) does something to it instantly turning it RED.I'm not sure why this happens EXACTLY meaning all that clinically proven shit lol.

But I'm pretty sure that's what happens.Like I said if anyone wants to take this question deeper, be my guest.



1.Do you think peanut butter looks like shit if you saw it on the floor?

2.If you take a take PCP or something, is it possible for it to mess you up so bad that you would fuck a teddy bear and think it's a person?

3.Would you eat a rotten piece of fruit if you were starving to death?

4.Who likes vibrating butt toys more, guys or girls?

No offense MKF but thats all bull (im sure youve just been misinformed, that all).
Blood, whether it be in your veins, arteries or capillaries (meaning if they've mixed with oxygen yet or not) it is always red. Thats why they call them "red blood cells." Even when theyre still inside the body they are still red. The only blood cells that arent red are white blood cells (the name kinda gives it away) but there are much less of those in the blood than Red Blood cells.
hope thats all understandable, i think i got all my shit right.

I always wondered if a guy cummed in a chics asshole would she get pregnant?

I told you last night you had NOTHING to be worried about



Q: This was discussed in another thread some time ago, but what the fuck IS the difference between college and university??

That depends on where you go and what you're implying; in Québec, college (more widely known as CEGEP [I can't remember what the initials stand for]), is what one must go through before they enter university, and takes about two years (unless one changes program, which'll increase one's staying time by at least four months). CEGEP is lke a cheaper version of university; if you have no clue what you want to do with your future and you don't want to spend over 10 000$ every six months to figure it out, then CEGEP's for you (where tuition is less than 500$ for a full year)! So in Québec, college is in between high school and university, and is a mixture of both worlds.
From what I understand in the states, whenever someone mentions college, they usually refer to community college (the three-year technical programs). I guess someone from the states would answer the quesiton better.

That's not possible, because the sperm has to find the egg. Which is only located in the ovaries.

In some countries college differs from university because from what i know college is before university. And in some places college is the name for high school.(I could be wrong)

Where Im at in america most dont really take any difference to the name...its all in what your comfortable calling it. The main difference i think is in the name and position. What i mean is for example. PSU means Penn State University and FSU is Florida State University but if you ask someone where they go or what they are doing they will say Im in college. So University i think is used by the school to signify what they are...a university and college used by the students and employees to signify what level of education they are studying or teaching at.


I have a good question:


"If Motaro would jerk off would it be considered beastyality?"

No, because that would be like saying; "If a man jacks off, he is gay!" Just because he has the upper portion of a man on the body of a horse, doesn't make it bestiality.
MY Q: Is it possible to break a knife on hot butter? How fast would the knife have to hit the soft butter in order to break: 10'000 miles per hour?

I don't know for sure as I said Fedegita.That was something that this guy told me once in science class, he always got high marks on tests so I figured he was right.
Whatever the truth is, do you have any facts to back up the whole "Red blood Cells" theory if you don't mind me asking.Even if your blood is red which I'm not doubting or anything you veins are still a blueish color, not red if you look at them in the light.
Who knows though man.
1.In spiders, they shoot the web out of their butt area if not their ass per-se, so how come Spiderman shoots spider webs out of wrists instead of his ass area or lower back?

Oh,I can answer that.

Its actually quite simple....

Spiders=Real
Spiderman=Not Real

You are probably MKS' smartest boi, aren't you?

Is it possible to fold a piece of paper 8 times??